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Classic joke
Principal: Why not go to the school gate?
The student pointed to the clothes: Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!
Principal: How did you get such a high wall over?
Students clap their pants: Li Ning, anything is possible!
Principal: What's it like to climb over the wall?
The student pointed to the shoes: Xtep, the feeling of flying!
The next day, the students came in through the main entrance.
Principal: Why don't you climb over the wall today?
The student pointed to the shoes: Anta, I choose what I like!
Principal: Why don't you wear your school uniform?
The student raised his trousers: Sam, wear whatever you want.
Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into school?
Students clap clothes: a noble bird, no one can stop it.
The headmaster was furious: I want to remember you well!
Student dissatisfaction: Why?
The headmaster sneered: m-zone, my site is my call!
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