Funny message about pigs! There is a reward! ! ! !

00 1. A hunter chased a pig in the forest. When he is nervous, the pig shouts: rhyme, rhyme! The hunter ran away in a hurry, when the pig sighed regretfully, ah! Fortunately, I know many people.

002. Sorry, little brother. Let me ask you a question. Is pig's English "pug"?

003. Dogs are mathematical geniuses who chase meat buns in a straight line, pigs are gourmets who eat dog shit for dessert, cats are the kings of love songs, and sheep are hairdressers who burn their hair. You are better than them, especially your appetite.

004. Tonight, the animals in the zoo have a party. Orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, and tigers and cheetahs talk cross talk. Hey, stupid pig, your turn. What are you still looking at?

005. You held a demonstration with hundreds of friends, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities and build more amusement places. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!

006. When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers. Expressing your feelings is called estrus. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. If you die in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, you are called drunk. There are pigs like you, so they are called pigs!

007. Every time it rains and winds, I ask you to take care of it and give you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

008. Leadership Dining Speech: Rabbit (Comrade)! The dog is full today, but the dog is full because there are too many pigs to feed you. ……

009. Some people say that you have a housing crisis, and he and I are anxious to death. Don't be suspicious if you don't know the inside story How can there be a housing crisis? The pigsty where you live is also a conjoined villa.

0 10. You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me ... the price of piglets has gone up: you are valuable again!

0 1 1. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.

0 12. Although you look like a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded. It is your fault to ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others.

0 13. Honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

0 14. You are happy so I am happy, I am happy so you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, my hands are thin because you are sick, I smile because I am strong, and I am rich because I sold you ~ ~ ~ piggy!

0 15. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will wait for you in heaven; If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. He raises pigs well, really! "

0 16. It's going to say goodbye to you. It breaks my heart to see your innocent face. Why do I really choose, but I have to give up in a hurry? I wanted to keep you around, but my mother said, "no pigs in the city!" " Hmm. How interesting

0 17. Your happiness, I will build it. I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer! Alas, it's not easy to feed a pig!

0 18. 1234567, seven little pigs are basking in the sun in their bellies, and losing one is worrying. They let the pig doll look around. It turned out that the pig was too naughty, hiding in a dark corner and reading information on the mobile phone with its trotters. The boss of our old dormitory sent it to me.

0 19. Please don't look down and turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig!

020. You are very elegant, and you come from afar step by step. Your bright smile, healthy skin and gentle heart make people envy you for having a pair of holy wings. I am dizzy in this world, even pigs have become angels ~ vomiting blood.

02 1. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

023. Honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

024. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

026. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

027. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

029. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. It's a pity that I want to sleep. You will be fine. So many people watch you fly!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

04 1. A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

042. When the Tang Priest took a short break with his three disciples, he went to Pig Bajie and looked around. He said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Happy Year of the Pig Dear Sir, thank you very much for your support in the past year. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.

044. The breeze blows gently, and white clouds float by. Friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing and let happiness accompany you forever.

045. Year of the Pig Blessing Manager: Hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best! New year, new year, new atmosphere, prancing to welcome the new year!

046. In the Year of the Pig, I hope that spring will come quietly, the hooves will break, and the old things will worry me, and the glory will look at the present. I wish eldest brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck all the year round!

047. Message from the Year of the Pig: A better life has added more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as colorful as a dream!

048. The information of the Year of the Pig is flying all over the sky to welcome the new year. Let's get together a little longer. Happy new year. May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart. -People who love you.

049. When I was young, during the Spring Festival, a large group of children walked around with paper lanterns, and when they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such good memories!

050. Best wishes for the Year of the Pig, the New Year, the office, the lottery and playing cards every day. The younger you live, the more handsome you are. Money grows on the golden wall at home.

05 1. Send away the old year and the haze of the year, welcome the new year and usher in new hope. may you have a happy new year!

052. Congratulations on the Year of the Pig. Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. Sincerely bless you: Happy New Year!

I hope I am the first person to send you a blessing this year. As a confidant, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes come true!

Thank you for your strong support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!

055. At 0: 00 in the Year of the Pig, the bell rang all over the world, and the New Year train started on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once fiery time. Happy new year!

056. As the end of the year approaches, good luck comes from the East. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!

057. Although the Year of the Pig is an old New Year greeting every year, I don't know how many times it has been said, although it is an old word, it has new ideas and will have different feelings. Happy spring festival! All the best!

058. The Year of the Pig has passed, and many people and things have gradually forgotten, but you will always be in my heart, because you have made my world different. I wish you a different New Year.

059. I was a rich girl in a previous life. At that time, you and I were destined, but it didn't last long. Ha ... Who let you be accepted as an apprentice by Tang Priest in Gaolaozhuang? -

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said nothing is more stupid than a pig. And I lost. It's all your fault! Please treat me to dinner quickly to soothe my lost heart!

06 1. The weather has deteriorated these two days, and it may be a little cold. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths! I have put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I can't sleep when I miss you. I asked you if you would like to fly with me. Falling in love with you is my fault. You can't learn if you forget. . . I saw a pig, intoxicated by the short message!

063. People are really tired when they are alive: they want to sleep when they are standing, they have to queue up when they get on the bus, eating is tasteless, and they are very tired when they go to work. Hey, you have to pay for sending messages to pigs!

064. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; Love you, I am the only one, who let me be a professional pig farmer!

Today, I talked to some friends about you. Some people say you are like a horse, some people say you are like a sheep, and some people say you are. . . They really went too far. I quarreled with them about it, and almost fought, because you obviously look like a pig!

066. What have you been up to recently? A while ago, a boy asked you about your height and weight. Do you have a boyfriend? I scolded him back, so what do you want? It's nothing like buying a pig!

067. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!

068. Write your name on a piece of paper. Write the capital letter M on the first word, E on the left, W on the bottom, W on the last word and Q on the right. Connect the feet of each letter with an arc.

Life is beautiful and happy, and many friends are not lonely. They are brave and unyielding. Humorous messages are sent to pigs, and pigs laugh when they receive them. I don't want to write back, just feed the pigs, I know the effect! Ha ha!

070. Lovers should be gentle as water, sweet as honey, opponents should be smart, capable and powerful, colleagues should be diligent and have no temper, and friends should have a runny nose. . . Stop looking and wipe your nose clean! Hahaha!

07 1. I have 10 animals: four parent fish, three cats who love to pick up girls, two dogs who love to chew bones and a pig who is reading information! What are you laughing at? Why don't you go back and sleep in the pigsty?

072. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if I'm thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty! Ha ha!

Have you made up your mind? Are you lonely? Do you think you don't understand? Don't be sad, even if the whole world abandons you, my door is still open for you-Shenzhen state-owned pig farm.

074. Teach you a spell that makes you happy: (Mandarin) Ansizhu, Ansizhu, and the pure bamboo of Ansizhu. . .

Congratulations on learning the standard Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig!

Guess what? I've always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips and your ears. But I am too poor to confess.

077. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, give me half of that pig head!" " "

078. 1234567, seven little pigs were drying their bellies, and they were so anxious that they lost one. They let the little pig look around. It turns out that the little pigs are so naughty that they are quietly hiding in the corner and reading information on their mobile phones with their little trotters!

I am happy when you are happy, I am happy when you are happy, I am depressed when you are thin, I am smiling when you are strong, and I have money because I sold you! Hey, it's so difficult to raise pigs!

I saw you wandering in the supermarket that day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price. The results show that: 8 yuan's trotters; You think there is something wrong with the machine, stick your head in it. I almost died laughing when I saw it: pig head 18 yuan!

08 1. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can see the information, but you did it! Congratulations!

082. Baby, you'd better. I miss you again. I swear I will never be angry with you again. And I feel that my feelings for you are deepening every day. That's because someone told me that pork has gone up in price and can be sold at a good price!

What I want to say to you is the simplest, most direct, clearest, most vivid, most considerate and disgusting three words:

"You are a pig! ! ! "

084. If you don't want to fall in love, you are a pig; if you long for love, you are a stupid pig; if you fall in love, you will always be a lazy pig; if you are together, you will be a dead pig; if you are obsessed, you will be a wild boar all your life; if you read this letter, you will be a stupid pig; if you reply, you will be a wild boar. . . ! :)

085. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

086. Honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

087. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

090. The wolf came to the pigsty and it was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

09 1. Cry. Are you stupid? Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

093. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. It's a pity that I want to sleep. You will be fine. So many people watch you fly!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

096. A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

097. When Tang Priest took a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie for a look, and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Is it enough?