April Fool's Day is the latest and funniest text message.

1 weather forecast: there will be RMB deposits in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and some areas will have gold bars! The meteorological department reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money at present. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

When the wolf came to the pigsty, the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you the seven commandments after meals: don't smoke, don't eat fruit immediately, don't relax your belt, don't drink tea immediately under the temptation, don't walk, don't take a bath immediately, and don't sleep immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Happy April Fool's Day!

7 measure the window and the wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

10 Does your ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!

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1 1 People are really tired when they are alive. They stood up and wanted to sleep. They had to wait in line to get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for texting dogs. Happy April Fool's Day!

12 today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying on the pillow, and there was a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. Happy April Fool's Day!

13 emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

14 will do! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you know 15? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

16 Everyone praises you for being handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

17 Friar Sand said I changed 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

18 days, the days are old when there is affection, the months are long and round when there is no trace, the river flows endlessly when there is a heart, and it follows when there is no heart. Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

19 strange, strange, strange, strange, seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information! Happy April Fool's Day!

What's wrong with 20? I called your mobile phone just now, and the bell rang, indicating that the other party is streaking, please dial again later. When dialing again, he said: Sorry, the user has turned off his phone and is celebrating April Fool's Day!

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2 1 pay attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't worry about going abroad all day. Have you figured out the pronunciation of our own words? Virtue, don't be dissatisfied. Read me the following paragraph: the shore is green, and the shore is Lu. Ha, fools are always happy,

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it. Happy April Fool's Day!

Since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

Forward this message three times and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!

-Don't worry, there are many April Fool's messages behind.

3 1 freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day!

There are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows! Happy April Fool's Day!

33! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers no. Have you heard this story?

According to the survey results of 178 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 379 1 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. Pigs run very slowly. The horse shouted, stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so extensive, so great, so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

You have an angelic face, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

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4 1 You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

You stand in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

44 days is gray and wild. The hope for this year-it's too slim. Shuiwan Bay, a long way, a day without money-too long, high and busy, can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy April Fool's Day.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

I sent you this short message at a cost of ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are a special, special, rare and unusual fool, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day! Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

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5 1 I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

Xiao Lv said to Mother Donkey: Mom, before April Fool's Day, someone sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than a bear … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

It is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may be asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

56. A beautiful pig runs to you and looks at you adoringly, wagging its tail and ass. I sang a song for you: I will be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!

57. There is a kind of person who can be my lover forever. There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Happy holidays!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

In a few days, it will be April Fool's Day. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

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There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

6 1 I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world, lottery period ... wish April Fool's Day dream come true!

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

A man died suddenly this morning. The cause of death is very rare. According to reliable sources, the man was reading the Encyclopedia of Fools, and the forensic examination confirmed that the man was stupid.

If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day!

It seems that it can be used today, hehe.