A collection of sexually suggestive joke text messages

What do men most desire from women? (I want it)

. What is the thing that men fear most from women? (I want more)

The manager met the cleaning lady cleaning the elevator. Female worker: Manager, you fuck me first and then I drag you down. Manager: It’s better if you drag me first and then get on. After several times of

shirking,

Jing

Manager: It’s better that you drag me along as you go along

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Mary: Mom, I know why dad’s belly is so big! Mom: Why? Mary: Because every morning I saw the maid blowing hard on the tube under my father’s belly.