A spoof confession

1, your face is beautiful, your people are great, I miss you so much, I love you so nervous, I don't know how to speak. Will you marry me?

2. You are an angel and I am a wing; You are a flower, I am a bee; You are the breeze, I am the air; You are a cloud, I am water, you can't live without me, I am integrated with you, and you are my life.

3. If I am busy, I would like to be your gyro; If love is a passbook, I would like to be your bank; If love is happiness, I would like to be your pistachio; If love is a rose, I would like to be your rose garden.

You gave me the whole starry sky, so that I can come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

5. Your smile is the driving force of my progress, your affection is the driving force of my success, and being with you in this life is my greatest blessing; If there is an afterlife, I also pray that God will let me and you become husband and wife again.

6. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay? Do you love me?

7, dear wife, I only love you, my wife is Miao, I wish it would rain, my wife is a fish, I wish to be water, my wife is hungry, I wish to be rice, my dear wife, I let you rely on, I let you rely on, it is not easy to fall in love, I have identified you in my life, I love you all my life!

8. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland.

9. Bloom full of tender feelings into a lily, let the fragrance travel through distant time and space, attack your forehead every night, and erase all your fatigue and frustration.

10, what is love? Love is a process from strangeness to familiarity, and from familiarity to strangeness. Love is a part of our life. Love lets us learn to cherish and let go.

1 1. What would you do if I said I liked you? Do you like me as much as I do or do you like me more than I do? Hehe, I know you have always had a unique vision and fell in love with me. You are the smartest one among you!

12, but maybe it's not love. It is also self-cultivation. Colorful noisy beauty contests, colorful banquets, inflated desires and colorful candy-like balloons. Laughing and crying here, hiding in the bathroom, not allowing anyone to get close, kicking shoes into the swimming pool willfully, without telling the reason or even Roi.

13, women have seven products: the little girl is a semi-finished product, the girl is a finished product, the best, the young woman is a top grade, the wife is a daily necessities, and other people's wives are supplements and will always be souvenirs.

14 I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

15, you are a balcony, I am a candle, and love is for you; You are a fallen flower, I am running water, carrying you running; You are bluestone, I am crescent moon, staying together in the twilight; You are a tree, I am soil, tie you up; If you laugh, I will laugh, too.

16 you know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

17, love is surging, there is wind and moon, and Fang Fei falls in love with China; Acacia drunk, dreams follow, sweet love refreshing; The harp is crisp, the sound is crisp, and the time of cooking wine turns into a fleeting time; Thinking of your shadow, Fang's heart is broken and tender!

18, cock and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

19 when you wait for the stars, my heart will always stay; Miss you, sad, so I can't calm down; It is always inevitable to love you forever; I only want to hold your hand and grow old with my son in this life.

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.

2 1, store the sweet taste in your heart, let the feeling of happiness last forever, pack the hope of love with infatuation, bravely carry it back, and cast your sweetness in this life with my deep blessing. May happiness never leave you!

22. Years are changing, love is spreading, thoughts are holding hands, memories are stretching, memories of the past are happy, intoxicated with happiness and sweetness, text messages are accompanying, and words are whispering in the ear. I love you for ten thousand years.

23. The serious consequences of thinking about you: insomnia-thinking about you all night, insomnia. Paranoia-the disaster of acacia, you are everywhere. Tooth decay-it's sweet to miss you, from tooth decay to diabetes!

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

25. Ask what the world is, and ask me to pursue it at all costs; Asking yourself what's good about you will only make me miss you all day; Ask God how to express his feelings, just ask me to send a message saying I love you!

26. Hey, almost everyone uses a keyboard instead of a pen now. In fact, typing with a keyboard will have a strange thing. If you don't believe me, look at your keyboard. There will be a pig hand on it! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. I miss you in your hands, in your heart and in every message. In the wind, in the rain, in the air, every sentence is I love you. No matter what day, no matter where, no matter what space, I will always accompany you.

28. The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older and the electrical appliances can be less, but as long as you are around, there will be more love and intimacy, and happiness and happiness will be fuller. Your home is a five-star hotel.

29, want to hold you, the distance is not allowed; Want to accompany you, time does not allow; Want to listen to you, work is not allowed; Want to hold you, the body does not allow; I only miss you from the bottom of my heart, and I wish you happiness and hope to spend Valentine's Day with you!

30. I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

3 1, please accept my sincerest sincerity and best wishes in your busy work; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

32. I miss you silently. I care about the truth silently. I miss you silently. I will always be in my heart, silently waiting to meet you. I miss you silently, too deeply, baby. I miss you so much!

33, the vast world, it is really difficult to meet a bosom friend; It is really difficult for all beings to meet a rare love. But I am lucky, because I met you. May you be happy because of me!

34. I have exhausted my thoughts just to wait for your appearance; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

35. If I can, I would like to be your most trusted harbor and wait for you to dock when it is stormy; If I can, I would like to be the scenery you are most looking forward to, waiting for you when I am lonely and waiting for you when I love you!

36. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

37. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

38. Listening to you in spring, I can't help being fascinated by it. Every moment has vitality, every minute has the power of beauty, and every second has the charm of you blooming in my heart.

39. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee!

If I can only realize one wish in my life, I hope to be by your side forever.

4 1, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

42. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1.

43. I was drunk that night and held your hand. My lips trembled with excitement. I plucked up my courage for a long time, but I couldn't say anything. I can only watch you leave. Actually, I just want to say: beauty, give me your hand!

44. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

45. I do not love you. I lied to you. This is against my will. I really don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

46, you are the gas field, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

47. I am glad to have your day, appreciate my day, cherish the day when you and I met, and look forward to the day when "I" and "you" become "us". Dear, I miss you every day and wish you happiness every day.

48. I am the blackboard and you are the pen. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

If there are a million people in the world who like you, then I am one of them. If there is only one person in the world who likes you, it must be me. If no one in the world likes you, then I must be dead!

50. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

5 1, I want to use a word to describe your beauty, but I'm afraid the words don't convey the meaning; I want to sing your good with a song, but I am worried that it is not vivid enough; So I can only use all my love to express my deep attachment to you in this life!

52. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

If you don't reply to me, I will confiscate your mobile phone. If you don't talk to me again, I will kiss you and gag you. If you ignore me again, I will take you directly to the auditorium to be my bride. Could it be you?

54. I have known you for many years and have had a crush on you for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday.

Don't shut my love out. Every minute of life can't be without your love. Life is wonderful with you. You are better than the whole world. If you love me, please let go of your heart and let me break in boldly.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

57. Your arms are thick seaweed, which protects my pure white mind from harm; Your affection is the mustard tuber for seasoning in life, and rendering colorful life makes me find my favorite!

58. Love at first sight is our fate, and distance is our obstacle. Can you and I play a touching fairy tale in advance? I look forward to a happy ending.

I tell you: first of all, I love you; Secondly, I still love you; Third, I still love you, I love you.

60. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

6 1, meet again, your big watery eyes look at you emotionally, and I try to avoid your sight in a panic, but you chase after me. I understand how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied up?