Funny and humorous copywriting

1. When you are in a relationship, you should let your boyfriend do everything, let him cook, wash dishes, do laundry, and make money. Girls have to work harder, responsible for eating, drinking, and shopping. Buy buy.

2. Class teacher, don’t waste your time changing seats. I can chat with the people around me wherever I sit.

3. Some people say that I am single. It’s really funny. We all have the same body. Are you twins?

4. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

5. It’s okay if you leave, otherwise I’m always worried that you will stay for dinner.

6. Poverty limits so many things. Why doesn’t it limit my weight?

7. From a distance, you can see the long hair fluttering. When you get closer, you can see the tiger's back and waist. When you turn around, you can see the old demon from Montenegro.

8. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how nice you were, but because it was sunny and full of food.

9. Forgive me for attending the event dressed up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously, just to help the top students at the bottom.

10. When I was a child, I thought that everyone in the world liked me. When I grew up, I realized that it turned out to be the entire universe.

11. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

12. Only a fat body can carry my heavy soul.

13. They say women are made of water, and so am I! However, I am made of soda and I am irritable.

14. I want to be thin and become a lightning bolt, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

15. After doing homework for

5 minutes, my phone got jealous and coaxed me for 2 hours.

16. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

Seventeen. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a kind of foreign coffee. When I grew up, I realized that it was isatis root.

Eighteen. If you like me, come and confess to me. You must experience being rejected by a beautiful woman in your life.

19. The way I express my feelings is always simple and rude, and we sleep together when we have time.

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Ten. First a friend, then a sister, and finally a baby.

Twenty-one. Do you think it would be okay to have three abortions in one month?

I'm very scared. This is the third time I've had a tire abortion this month. Alas, my bike is always flat.

Twenty-two. When I was a child, I played cat and mouse. When the mice were all hidden, I, the cat, would go home.

Twenty-three. I am interested in losing weight, but I am more interested in eating enough to have the strength to lose weight.

Twenty-four. Most foodies are not bad people! They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others.

Twenty-five. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not eating, I’m just on the way to eat.

26. Because you have a double chin. So don’t bow your head when encountering any difficulties!

Twenty-seven. Time is like cleavage. It will always be there if you squeeze it, but it will disappear as soon as you lie down.

Twenty-eight. You are so cheap and promising, and you are so coquettish.

Twenty-nine. I often make myself cry, but I can’t beat myself up.

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Ten. Leeks will become thicker and bigger after being cut, and beards will become thicker and longer after being shaved. Now I have a very bold idea.

Thirty-one. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

Thirty-two. I only wanted to lose weight, but I ended up being a foodie.

Thirty-three. An apple a day can drive away the doctor. What's even more powerful is that one head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

Thirty-four. The woman who originally wanted to live like a big brother ended up living like a big brother.

35. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God can tell me that my wife is not an unreasonable person. Before each spanking, she would ask for my consent. If I said no, she would spank me until I agreed.

36. Foodie’s motto: If you don’t work hard to eat and drink today, you will work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

Thirty-seven. I finally ended my single life in the first half of the year and started the second half of the year.

Thirty-eight. You are not a person with a body that makes you fat easily by drinking water. You are a person with a forgetful body that eats a lot of food and then turns around and forgets all about it, thinking you only drank a few sips of water.

Thirty-nine. That year, my deskmate liked to say "I" the most, and I liked to say "I".

40. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. How can someone as handsome as me be shameless?

41. Who said there is no pure friendship between boys and girls? As long as you are ugly.

We are all friends in the world!

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Twelve. You are naive now

quadratic, naive again

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