A selection of words to tease men and women

1. Do you really want to put my size 4 1 shoes on your size 42 face right away?

2. On the morning of April Fool's Day, you wake up to find a flea lying on the pillow and a suicide note that says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't move your face. You are so thick-skinned, I have no face to live! Hahaha!

3. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

I dare not say I love you. I'm afraid I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid no one will love you like me!

6. The world is bigger than what you lack.

7, the sky is high, the clouds know, the water is deep, the fish knows, the flowers smell, clearly understand, your IQ, I know, April Fool's Day is tailor-made for you, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

8. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

9. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

10, I said that I went to buy chicken today, but my daughter-in-law didn't agree. My father bought chicken to play, but my mother just wouldn't let go, so I let the silly cry and shout, and I took off my socks and threw them on the ground, telling you to fool again! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the truth. April Fools' Day

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1 1, it is better to fall in love than to study outside the classroom. The teacher asked him why? For future generations.

12, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.

13, you accidentally crossed to the Song Dynasty, and your martial arts are very powerful. Huashan's sword theory proves that your martial arts have surpassed the ashes of time, surpassing the southern emperor and the northern beggar. Everyone thinks you must be Dong Fangbubai, but in fact they don't know where you are from. maybe

? I was carefree, but I didn't expect to cry, which made your dream difficult. Bajie, instead of exploring in the mountains, you hid and slept again. ?

14, are you drunk by Sanlu?

15 which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

16, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead?

17, your appearance is really likable? Are you slowing down the Internet?

18, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

19, your life, summed up in eight words? Born absurd, died cowardly?

20. Were you thrown at birth 100 times and only caught twice?

2 1. I have always wanted to write a poem, but only two people in the world know it. Now I'm laughing and a fool is watching.

22. aim at simplicity and avoid abstruse; Grasp honesty and be wary of cunning; Keep an eye on the lonely and pay attention to the gang; It's a pity that silly makes you smile. April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!

23. I can take good care of myself without you! You can torture yourself slowly without me!

24. Lyu3 bu4 fell in love with Zhu Yingtai, lost Sim and set foot on Liangshan White, and happily hijacked the lonely bird. Among my friends, I am the best. Bless me to find the bird, just to make you feel good. Take a deep breath. Happy April Fool's Day is a must. Happy April Fool's Day.

25, the wife is valuable, and the son is more expensive; If you are lovers, you can throw them both.

26. The boss will give you a salary increase of 2000 yuan, and inform the finance department to do it immediately. Come to the company to withdraw money at eight o'clock in the evening, and deduct the money according to absenteeism after the expiration. I still see nothing bothering you.

27. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

28. Gome, Gome, fish sink, geese fall, flowers are harvested, flowers are beautiful, and colors and arts are all good. Don't be ashamed to admit it, I know that my image in your mind must be like this!

29. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

30. Dude, your Jiangnan style is very good and enjoyable, but don't shake your head too much. It's all water, afraid you can't control it well? The water burst its banks? Ha ha.

3 1, Yimei in the mountains, who do you love? I want to get along with you, and no one can stop me. I turn yellow as soon as I go to bed. I'm crazy. I will do it when it is yellow. I'm so cool.

32. Baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

April Fool's Day is coming. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don't just take care of yourself? Stupid? Happy, if you ignore me, I will become? Dog ignore? Yes!

34. The first rule of the model husband's complete manual: The wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

Teasing girls.

1. If you knew who you finally married, would you still marry someone else? Sleep?

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I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

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3. I am also an infatuated seed, and it rained as a result? Drowned.

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4. Old advice: Daughter, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.

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5, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

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6, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

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7. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

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8. What is love? Love is not sleeping well; What is an official? Officials don't behave themselves.