4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing SMS

4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing message (1)

1, I firmly believe that my love for you can stand the test of "roasting" like a hot d

4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing SMS

4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing message (1)

1, I firmly believe that my love for you can stand the test of "roasting" like a hot dog on the fire.

2. It will be very painful for a man to go to work in the wrong line; When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

3, let me say: I like you like this! Tell me if you can: I like you!

You and my mother fell into the water at the same time, so I'll save you first! Hee hee, my mother taught me to swim! )

As long as I have what you want, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Be honest with me.

6. If you don't love me, I'm worried. The world is full of beautiful women, but not as gentle as you!

7. Time: a lifetime; Location: No matter where; Person: me, you; Event: Big baby loves little baby.

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

9. Red banknotes connect you and me, and houses and cars combine you and me. Can someone tell me what true love is?

10, I met you purely by providence and fell in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, I am depressed by thinking of you, and I am satisfied by getting you.

1 1. A man went to a hotel to check in, and it took 800 yuan to call two young ladies. As a result, three people fought for the landlord all night, and the man won more than 2000 yuan!

12, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, old cows like young grass, and good horses don't eat grass back. There are many herbs in the world, and they become grass as soon as they get married.

13, the head of the team proposed it to the face, but the face resolutely refused. The colonel asked why, and looked away: you like to change your face and are not single-minded about your feelings.

14, a good marriage gives you a good experience, a bad marriage gives you a bad experience, and a bad marriage gives you a pair of children and bills.

15, I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am healthy, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but full, especially your smile is beautiful.

16, rose, only one, give it to me! Love, just you and me, don't hide! If you still love me, kiss me! You all go wash up and wait for me in bed!

17, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

18, I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

19, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

20. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing message (2)

1, Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is not good for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good!

2. Your face is lazy and idle, your snoring is gentle and sweet, your company is kind and warm, and I love you ... cat. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

3. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember.

I wanted to buy pork as a gift, but I didn't expect to meet the god of plague on the way. The god of plague stood in the middle of the road, standing straight, unhurried, still reading the text message.

5. Emergency reminder: Look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

6, good news, good news, with this news to the local 5 18 bank to receive subsidies for fools, the amount of subsidies is completely determined by fools themselves! Hey hey, happy April Fool's Day!

7. A group of pigs in the pigsty, six are jumping, five are playing chess, four are grabbing pears, three are breaking pig's feet, two are digging mud, and one is reading information!

8. A puppy whispered to a mouse: Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.

I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

1 1. Do you feel anything uncomfortable under the pillow? There is a bloody dead hand under your pillow. Look, your name is still written on it.

12, I really feel his existence, right behind you, long and short, high and short, you turn him around, you move him. God, your shadow is terrible.

13, toilet trick: rub the toilet paper into a paper ball, spread it with peanut butter and sesame sauce, throw it on the other side of the partition, knock on the partition and say, buddy, can you help me kick it over?

14, I heard that today is your festival, and I came to send you my best wishes. I also heard that people always play with you. I am a good man. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

15, I received a text message, and some people seemed very ashamed. Unfortunately for you, all the people who can receive this message are parallel mobile phones. If you use it for a long time and the consequences are unimaginable, please replace it immediately.

16, angel's message: in order to purify the bad atmosphere of the earth, everyone has to take it. Miss one point, miss two points, miss three points. This medicine is aimed at heartless people. SMS reminds them to take it.

17, dear baby, are you full today? Did you sleep well? Although I am not with you, you must remember-stop complaining and go to the hog pen! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, I miss you all day and how many dreams haunt me. I love you every month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

19, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you have to remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight!

20. These two days are really cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-words: people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly.

4. 1 April Fool's Day funny prank blessing message (3)

1, Jade Emperor: Now the trial of Erlang God's roaring dog QQ Chang 'e Jade Rabbit is in the sky, and the defendant is called! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages!

I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send text messages to ten pigs, or I would be single for life. Shit, I can't find a second head except you.

3. Forward this message three times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

"I can't put it down" means that I like it too much to put it down, so you should say "I can't put it down" to the person you like loudly. Try shouting a few more times, it will work.

I made a bet with my friend yesterday, and I said there is nothing more stupid than a pig. And I lost. It's all your fault! Please treat me to dinner quickly to soothe my lost heart!

6. Aren't you a beautiful dog, a wild goose, a talented person, and Tang Bohu, a jade-faced flying dragon nicknamed "Heaven and Earth can do anything"? Wang Cai?

7. Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 654.38+00000 yuan. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. The password is: Don't move.

8. Do you often feel the signal is unstable when you are talking on your mobile phone? Now there is a solution: please run and play in the future to ensure a stable signal.

9. It was fate that brought us together; It is the ideal that makes us work together; It is sincerity that makes us trust each other; It is love that makes us interdependent; I sent this message because of harassment!

10, don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, the revelation of finding people: a tattered body, with no eyes; I didn't eat three meals and my limbs were weak; The five tones are incomplete, and the six gods have no owner; Seven bleeding, wandering around; A narrow escape, much like you!

12. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients bathe in the rain. You're the only one watching from the windowsill. The dean asked curiously, What are you doing? You answer: I'll wait until the water is hot!

13, I miss you in lonely days, forget you in crazy days, love you in chic days, and hate you in days when I don't hear from you; Where the hell is that son of a bitch? Why didn't he call back?

14, a middle-aged couple is resting and chatting. Wife: Honey, I heard on the news that another boy of 18 years old jumped off a building recently, which is really puzzling! Husband: You think the post-90s generation is a joke!

15, stupidity is an attitude, but also a feeling, stupidity is a freedom, but also a freedom. April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a quick fool's day. You will always be a fool after a sunny day and a fool with endless taste!

16, you look at me for a while and the ground for a while. I think when you look at me, it's far away, and when you look at the ground, it's close. Well, you can chew that bone. Taking you out for a walk is really a headache!

17, dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day, 1, we provide a quick wisdom book as long as you insist on reading "$&; You can learn it after ten times.

18, good news: the new marriage law stipulates that a woman can find four husbands. One earns money, one does housework, one runs diplomacy, and the last manages nightlife, which was officially implemented on March 8.

19, you make me miserable. I made a bet yesterday that pigs are dumber than people. He was about to give up when he saw you! When do you think you will come out? If he sees you, you will die if you keep a low profile!

20. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...