Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Good night humorous messages

Good night humorous messages

Yawn when you go home at night, but don’t forget: wrap your ease and comfort in your back to keep warm, leave your stress and worries outside the door to freeze; have a good sleep and be happy Have sweet dreams!

We are now competing to see who dreams of Duke Zhou first! If I win, you let me kiss you! If you win, I'll let you kiss me! Come on~~~Go to sleep! The results of the competition will be announced by text message tomorrow morning, and we will meet to "award" tomorrow night

I would like to turn into a gentle breeze, come to your window through the mountains, and surround you tenderly. Do you hear the sound of meteors streaking across the sky? No matter how far the distance is, there is always me by your side. Good night, my dear! Have sweet dreams tonight!

I love you in my heart, miss you, love you and pamper you! In my dream, I kiss you, hold you, caress you and protect you! I miss you day and night! Year after year! I miss you forever! The flowers are full and the moon is full!

p>

Nine out of ten households in a community had anti-theft doors installed, and only one did not. One day, nine households were robbed at the same time, but the thief wrote on the door of the house without anti-theft doors: Don’t worry about me. , I don’t worry about you too! Good night!

On such a cold night, it is better to think of some lively things to warm up. For example, when you were naughty as a child and you were spanked by an adult, the burning feeling was very warm. Who's going to hit you tonight? Good night.

This information is harassment information! I warned those who were not asleep to go to bed quickly, those who had just fallen asleep turned over and went back to sleep, those who had been sleeping for a long time got up to go to the toilet and went back to sleep, and those who really didn't want to sleep joined me to harass those who wanted to sleep.

Just like the three autumns, it is because someone is missing you; the long night is because someone is missing you; the twists and turns are because someone is savoring loneliness; the lonely pillow is because someone is counting sheep, love is Two words: Good night.

Legend has it that tonight, ghosts are lingering, dead lights appear again, and ghosts are wandering around! May the ghost hear my call and come to celebrate your birthday in the middle of the night, with a pale face, green eyes, and dry hands touching your face, and say to you on my behalf: Good night

Spring is easy to grow old , the time in summer is also fleeting; what goes is gone, what comes comes, and in the middle of the going, how many situations are passing by in a hurry! When the spring flowers fall, so will the summer flowers. Go to sleep, kid.

Feeling troubled by the financial crisis? Feeling troubled by the peaceful trend? My friend, I just want to tell you... none of this is any of your business, you just need to have a good sleep. Have a nice sleep!

Today it rains, just like thoughts coming. Greetings are not just at night, blessings are always hidden in my heart. When the rain stops, I miss you, but late at night, I still care. I wish you a good night!

I look forward to you every day without seeing you, and my dreams every night are hard to make up. Shadows of the past are everywhere. I really miss you so much. This ten-day period happens every year. If it is not like this, everyone will praise it. Roses go, who is the truest among all the true feelings? (My sincere love is my most sincere)

The stars in the sky are blinking, and the moon is jumping with thoughts. In the sleepless night, there is a sleepless me thinking about you. Good night, dear, you must have me in your dreams, no matter it is Good or bad, at least it proves that you have me in your heart!.

Good night.. It’s good from the perspective of dreams

Good night.. Do you see me in the dream? I'll beat you tomorrow...!

Good night, have a good dream.. The best one is about me

Good night.. Don’t dream about others

Don’t miss me, go to sleep

Knowing that you don’t have me in your heart and can never achieve what you want, I can’t help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

When everything can't go back, when I decide to leave, you realize that you have neglected me. I don't want much, but you don't give me enough, even a gentle hug, for me All are happy.

Whenever you are with me during the day, I have dreams.

I dream of you at night. You should take good care of yourself. Don’t catch a cold or runny nose. If you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

I wish you a good start and a good journey. Happy ending!

Baby, we will see you in our dreams!

I am in your dream

You are in my dream

Quiet night, beautiful starry sky! You go to the balcony and look at the sky. There are two shooting stars in front of you, one is called "Wan" and the other is "An". The stroke fell into your hand, did you catch it? Have sweet dreams!

If love had never come, if dreams had never been broken, if my heart had never hurt, then would I still be the me you know?

Don’t be afraid, I will always stand behind you and always be by your side when you call.

Don’t leave, please stay, don’t make me heartache anymore, don’t you think hurting me is enough?

Whenever the night falls, it is the beginning of my missing you. The stars do not blink, but you shine for them. Today is the longest dark day in the northern hemisphere, and it is also the night I miss you the most in the year. !

Dear. Don't make me wait for him too long. I'll go to Grandma Yue's place to wait for you first. Hurry up and come to me in dreamland. I love you. Hehe.

The tranquility at night is beautiful, your company is happy, and your care is considerate. Life is always meaningful to me!

Evening is the end of worries, and morning is the beginning of happiness. Sunny days illuminate your brilliant mood, and rainy days wash away all your sorrows. Whether it is morning or evening, whether it is sunny or rainy, I am willing to be by your side. , wish you happiness every day!

Whenever you are with me during the day, I have dreams. I have you in my dreams at night. You should take good care of yourself. Don’t catch a cold or have a runny nose. If you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

The stars in the sky are blinking and the moon is jumping. Thinking about my thoughts... In the sleepless night, there is a sleepless me thinking about you... Good night, my dear... I must be in your dreams... Whether it is good or bad, at least it can prove that there is me in your heart. !

My phone is almost out of battery and I can’t wait for my sister to get a text message. Is my sister as sorry as me? But I hope my sister can feel me too, hehe... I wish you good night. , sweet baby, sweet dreams! See you tomorrow.

Love, don’t make me wait for him too long. I'll go to Grandma Moon's to wait for you first. The stars in the sky are blinking, and the moon is jumping with thoughts... In the sleepless night, there is a sleepless me thinking about you... Good night, my dear... To have me in your dream...Whether it is good or bad, at least it proves that you have me in your heart!

In this quiet night, I send you my warm blessings and bring me deep love. Dear, I hope my blessing will wash away your fatigue, and my good night will take you into a wonderful dream! -My thoughts make you peaceful every day.

I have you in my dreams every night. I think I must have walked into your dreams too. May we weave our thoughts under the same starry sky! Good night, Have sweet dreams tonight!

I don’t know what you are doing. Late at night like this, maybe I am the only one who misses you so painfully, over and over again. But I don't want to disturb you, I hope you sleep peacefully, like a carefree little pig. Good night, my dear.

You suddenly woke me up. Our acquaintance can be counted in years. You found the one you love, but I am still wandering in the same place.

I love you in my heart, miss you, care for you, and pamper you! In my dream, I kiss you, hold you, caress you, and protect you! I miss you day and night! Year after year! I miss you forever! Beautiful flowers and full moon, I wish you dear sweet dreams.

I remember your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, every bit of you with my eyes, and everything about you with my heart. baby! I love you, good night!

Today it rains, just like the arrival of land. Greetings are not just at night. Blessings are always hidden in my heart. The rain stops but does not stop. Late at night, my concern is still there. Good night, baby!

Hello, when you receive this message, I am really sorry---I woke you up. Alas, it's all your fault. Who told you to go to bed earlier than me? Alas, still Say good night and hope you don’t meet me in your dreams. I’m afraid you won’t want to wake up, hahaha!