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Love tongue twister text messages
1. Small locust trees bear cherries, and willow trees bear peppers. Drums were played, trumpets were played, and carts and sedan chairs were carried. Flies kill donkeys and ants collapse bridges. The gourd sank to the bottom and the stones floated on the water. A chicken picks up a hungry eagle, and a mouse pulls a big civet cat. Do you think it's funny or not?
2. There is a vat of oil and a basket of beans, and the mouse smells the fragrance of the beans. Climb up the vat, jump into the basket, and steal oil and beans to do both. I was happy and panicked at the same time. My feet slipped, my body swayed, and "with a plop, I fell into the tank together."
3. Draw a tabby cat, a tabby cat with colorful hair. Draw a black cat, a black cat with black hair. Draw a cat. White cat, white cat with white hair. Draw a gray cat, gray cat with gray hair.
4. Money flower, eighteen flowers, aunt, come and pick me up, pig brings firewood, dog makes fire, cat. Cooking makes me laugh!
5. Guan Kuan lives on the first floor, and Pan Guan Guan lives on the second floor. Pan Guan Guan litters a lot and says that Guan Guan Kuan doesn’t care if it makes the corridor dirty. I don’t care about Pan, but I don’t want to control Pan.
If I want to control Pan, I have to control Pan.
6. The Zhu family has a golden pillar, and the Qu family has a golden pillar. There was a golden saw. The master of the Qu family hugged the Zhu family, and the golden saw cut off the golden pillar.
7. Lao Fang was carrying a yellow guise, and Lao Huang was carrying a square guise. , Lao Fang wants to use Lao Huang's Fang cover, Lao Huang wants to use Lao Fang's Yellow cover, Lao Huang and Lao Fang refuse to give in, Fang's cover breaks Huang's cover, Huang's cover breaks Fang's cover
8. There are many fish in the fish warehouse in the East China Sea. Big and small fish are swimming around. Fisherman Lu Yu casts the net to catch fish. It rains before the fishing is finished. Fish are caught in the rain. Lu Yu is busy in the rain.
9. Use ancient copper coins to hang door curtains; if the door curtain is high, buy a guillotine; if the guillotine is fast, cut vegetables; if the vegetables are green, buy a bow; if the bow has no string, buy a boat; if the boat has no head, buy a head. Cow; the cow has no claws, buy a horse; the horse has no saddle, buy a kite; the kite has no belly, buy a rabbit; the rabbit has no hooves, buy a chicken; if the chicken doesn't crow and the dog doesn't bite, the civet cat will eat it secretly. .
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