Guangdong funny wedding greetings.

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Director Ma pointed at me and said, "Dayu, you are from the Propaganda Department, and you have a lot of compliments. You should start by writing a beautiful wedding message to A Liang. "

I shirked: "The message of this wedding message is still directed by you first."

At this moment, khufu said anxiously, "what's the matter? Just write what you said in your notebook. I will write the first sentence first. " As khufu said, he wrote the word "born early" in the guest book. David picked up a pen and wrote the words "grow old together" on it. Seeing that both Khufu and David started to write, I picked up a pen and wrote "Take Qi Mei as an example". As I wrote, I said, "I hope that Mr. and Mrs. A Liang will be able to stay with guests in the future."

After writing the congratulatory message, I handed the pen to Director Ma and said with a smile, "Director, we have all written it. Look at you. "

"The secretary's congratulatory message must be' out of line', and the height of the station is definitely different from ours." Khufu and David looked at his writing with their heads stretched out, and said flatteringly.

Director Ma took the pen I handed him, glanced at the congratulatory messages written by the three of us, and started to write. We leaned over and looked at the guest book, only to see the leader's classic wedding message: "agree with their opinions, please implement them quickly." Ma Dahai "

Worship for heaven and earth has since suffered from his wife's anger.

I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed.

Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her.

Alas ~ I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

A paper tiger and a Mickey mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom, only to find a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. The meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't know when people take off their clothes!" " !

chapter two

My colleague A Liang got married at the beginning of the year and sent invitations to everyone in our office.

On the wedding day, David and Khufu and I rushed to the wedding site and came to A Liang. A Liang took out a red guest book and said to us, "Write a sentence on it. I want to keep it. "

David looked at it and said jokingly, "Isn't it enough to say a blessing?"

"This is a historical event! Write it down with a pen. " Suddenly someone cut in. I looked back and saw that Director Ma of my unit had arrived.

"Director Ma, you are here." We greeted him together.

"employees get married, of course I want to come." Director Ma smiled and pointed at me and said, "Daewoo, you can start by writing a beautiful wedding message to A Liang."

I shirked: "This wedding message is still the director's first."

Khufu waited anxiously: "What's the matter? I'll say the first sentence first. " Khufu wrote "born early" in the guest book.

David picked up a pen and wrote "grow old together" on it.

Seeing that both Khufu and Dawei have started writing, I have nothing to say. I picked up a pen and wrote down the words "quoting Qi Mei".

After writing the congratulatory message, I handed the pen to Director Ma and said with a smile, "Director, we have all written it. It's your turn."

"The secretary's congratulatory message must be' extraordinary' because the height of the station is different from ours." Khufu said obsequiously, stretching his head to see what Director Ma had written.

Director Ma took the pen I handed him, glanced at the congratulatory messages written by the three of us, raised his pen and wrote: "I agree with their opinions, please implement them quickly. Ma Dahai. "

Congratulations on finding a good home!

The wedding wishes the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, with vast territory and abundant resources, and the sky is higher than that of Qi Fei.

Wedding wishes are repeated, and dreams come true.

Happy family, Qi Fei, Shuang Yan.

Beaming, flowers and candles, smiling, welcoming love birds, the bridal chamber beaming, plum blossom fragrance.

Marriage wish Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

The wedding wishes the Golden House to celebrate Cai Feng, and the bridal chamber to celebrate Lapras.

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I wish you a hundred years of harmony and unity forever!

The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish a couple truly love each other and meet each other forever, and congratulate them on their wedding anniversary!

Wedding wishes. It's your turn to invite you to dinner.

The newlyweds wish men and women respect equality between men and women. When dating, the husband respects women and the husband and wife respect each other.

I wish you a happy marriage. You two are made for each other. Now you're married. In the future, you need to tolerate each other and take care of each other. Wish you all the best!

The wedding wishes that you are a natural couple, and now you are finally married. I wish you a lifetime of love!

The wedding wishes a thousand years of marriage and a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

Wedding wishes make this touching poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

Wedding wishes make this touching poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.

Dear friend, I wish you a happy wedding!

The desire to get married is that you can take a boat in ten years and sleep with a pillow in a hundred years. Finding her in the vast sea of people is clearly the fate of thousands of years ago. I wish you both happiness and harmony.

The desire to get married is that you can take a boat in ten years and sleep with a pillow in a hundred years. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

Wedding wishes bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as happy as yours! I wish you a long and happy life! Grow old!

Wedding wishes. Hey! Dude. Married so soon. I can't come because of something. But I still want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Be careful of your health!

May the phoenix tree perch and the lotus flower stand for the honeymoon.

The wedding wishes each other love and happiness forever, and happiness with one heart and one mind. May you two love each other more than the sea!

Wedding blessing has worked hard for half a lifetime and contributed for decades. Congratulations on your remarriage in this harvest day. As the saying goes, "In order to see the sun, despite his glory, the day lily came late."

Happy wedding and early birth!

Bless your wedding with sincere friendship and bless you with thousands of gifts!

Marriage wishes from knowing each other to loving each other, from loving each other to knowing each other. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

I wish you a happy wedding. May you two be friendly and in love. Love will last forever and increase day by day!

Wedding blessing: May you two entangle each other with love, be considerate and care for each other, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a century of harmony and unity.

Wedding blessing: I hope you can embrace the sweetness of love forever.

Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

May all lovers in the world get married, and previous lives are doomed to tie the knot. Happy wedding! A hundred years of harmony!

Bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as happy as you! I wish you a long and happy life! Grow old!

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

Example 1 program table

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* Procedures for the wedding ceremony of ladies.

1. The wedding begins;

2. The guests are seated;

3. The host, witness and introducer are in place;

4. The bride and groom are in place (auspicious wishful network), firing guns, playing music and scattering flowers;

5. The witness sees the marriage certificate;

6. Moderator's speech;

7. Presenter's speech;

8. Guest speeches;

Yitun naojia

To the engagement.

The world has changed.

Meiharmonic connection

9. The bride and groom bow to their parents three times, and bow to the officiating person, witness, introducer and guests three times;

10. The bride and groom bow to each other;

1 1. The bride and groom exchange wedding gifts;

12. Give gifts and flowers to the bride and groom;

13. Celebration banquet.

Chapter III Wedding Congratulation

Cherish this love, just like cherishing it, and gently walk into this emotional hall to feel every wonderful moment.

Two diamond rings, a red balloon, and a bunch of roses. Love years holding hands, happy every day.

Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea! I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion and a long life together!

Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

Marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

Two of a kind's highest state is relative discontent. I wish the couple sincere love and everlasting love! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

May you be United and happy forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

May you two be kind and love each other, and your love will never change and increase day by day!

He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

A thousand years have a thousand years of marriage, and a hundred years have a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

May the joyful song accompany you forever, and may your marriage life be full of joy and happiness, and you will be bathed in endless happy years forever. I wish you a happy wedding!

Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years in the same pillow. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this warm spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "the evening is infinitely good, and the day lily comes late"!

Three major events in life, dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

A paradise filled with joy and covered with sparkling moonlight, I can sigh: I only admire mandarin ducks, not immortals.

Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

In this spring day, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, a perfect match between heaven and earth is a perfect match! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!

Chapter IV Wedding Congratulation

Perfect marriage, perfect talent and beauty.

Melon and butter lovers love each other.

The husband sings and the woman adds beads to the wall.

Feng Huang Yu Fei Man Mei home

Harp and harp sing together and respect each other like guests.

Single-mindedness is like drums, harps, harps.

Flowers line up side by side to form a good marriage

Destined to be the beginning of a family.

Yuanyang Bihe Wen Ding Jixiang

Marriage matches, and the old man becomes a contract.

A lifelong alliance brings a happy marriage.