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A sultry and vulgar love story

1, guess what seat I have? I made it for you. 2. Tomatoes and tomatoes, potatoes and potatoes, my favorite person and you. I have super powers and like you very much. 4, the ambition is not big, and those who win the world win the world! I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you. 6. Thousands of trees in the east wind night want to live in your home. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. 8. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I'll marry you if you learn from the Tang Priest. Do you know what time it is? It is the starting point of our happiness. 10 You don't want to do whatever you want because I love you. Love story 2 1, from love to confession, love is one-off, and love is from moving to ancient times. 2. For the rest of my life, wind and rain are you, dullness is you, poverty is you, brilliance is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you. 3, vows of eternal love will not be overwhelmed by the triviality of life, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble and will not be buried by the vicissitudes of years. 3 Life is simple and happy, and the days are sweet and warm, all because of you, dear, I love you, and I would like to hold your hand through an ordinary and happy life! At first glance, it was a glimpse. Conan dreamed that it was you. Wait, the mountains are heavy and the waters are heavy, and your heart is moving. Meeting is bright, waking up is you. Meeting again is unexpected. I hope you are all right. Dear, the most romantic thing I can think of is that when you are eating, I bring you food. When it is cold, I put on your coat. When you are happy, I accompany you to be happy. When you are unhappy, I coax you to be happy. When you are lonely, I keep sending you text messages! 6. All the time in my life has become colorful because of you; Because of you, all the troubles in my life have disappeared; With you, there is happiness and hope. You are so precious to me! 7. I have no time to participate in your past. Your future, I will accompany you to the end. 8. I probably like you, that is, I miss you in the morning, miss you at noon, miss you at night, meet you in my dreams, and go to see you non-stop. 9. The random beat on the draft paper, the chaotic pace in the quiet street and the tangled language in the middle of the night are all symptoms after I fell in love with you. Please write a prescription for my treatment. 10, there is a deserted desert in your heart. I am a silent tree planter, and I will plant it for the rest of my life. 3 1. Your voice is the best, your body smells the best, your smile is the best, and you have everything I like. 2. I am ahead of you in spirit. But after meeting you, the ape jumped away and the horse galloped away, leaving only the heart, completely for you. 3, don't want to be a good person, also don't want to be a bad person, just want to be your sweetheart. 4. Close your mind for a long time. After meeting you, the glaciers melt and the trees rejuvenate. I am pointing to the south for you. I love that you are a sunken ship in the deep sea. You came, everything revived, you left, and the world was deserted. 6. It is easy to fall in love at first sight, but it is difficult to accompany Japan. The world is so big, I am very lucky to meet you. 7. How can I not think about anything? Your name has spread all over the world. I like those shining things, such as snowflakes in winter, stars in the sky and your eyes. 9. I miss you so much that I cut off the phone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my piggy bank and took all the sleeping pills, but I still want to see you. 10, thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the turmoil, so that I happened to meet you. 1 1, I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, confusion in my soul and you in my heart. 12, I want to live with you, in a small town, * * * enjoy every sunrise and sunset, and the slowly passing years. 13. Being with you all my life is called the future. If it's someone else, it's called making do. 14, the most eager love in my heart is the simple love, so I don't have to waste too much time waiting and pursuing. 15, I want to forget you a thousand times, but I miss you a thousand times; I thought about falling in love with someone ten thousand times, but I fell in love with you ten thousand times.