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01 I want to turn all the good news into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, all the happiness into cakes to thank you, and then say Merry Christmas!

02 I give you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my sincerity, what hangs is my infatuation, and what makes the materials is my unchanging heart: Merry Christmas!

03 I silently prayed that Santa Claus would give me a companion *** to hold hands with and spend this wonderful Christmas night with me on the coming Christmas night. As a result, he gave me you.

04 Considering that within 24 hours there will be an overwhelming amount of blessing messages clogging the network, I, who have always been far-sighted and smart, wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

05 If every year tonight a very fat old man jumps in from the window, grabs you, and puts you in a bag, you don’t have to worry, because the Christmas gift I want is you.

06 Maybe time will fade the past, maybe space will separate each other, but know that what you cherish is still true friendship and I will say Merry Christmas to you again!

07 Santa Claus said that happiness is a healthy body, people who love you deeply, and a group of friends you can rely on. When you receive this message, you will have everything.

08 Christmases in the past were always gray. With you this year, everything has become different. My world has suddenly become brighter and more colorful. I sincerely thank you.

09 This is the message I sent you three days later. Don’t peek at it. I told you not to read it, but you still read it. I wish you a Merry Christmas!

10 In this foreign festival, I really want to be with you and enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere. However, we are separated from each other, so I can only say to you softly here: "My dear, Christmas Happy! ”

11 I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks filled with Christmas gifts.

12 Christmas is here, have you hung up the smelly socks on the bedside? Santa Claus will throw my best gift into them. Merry Christmas!

13 Santa Claus said that this year he will put gifts in our socks, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

14 Merry Christmas and best wishes for happy new year!

15 In this charming Christmas, you hide at home to lay eggs, lay a bunch of dinosaur eggs, and a Little eggs, pigs, Merry Christmas!

16 Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? It's not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds, it's the happy thoughts and happy smiles,

It's the warm and loving greetings.

17 There is a question that has been puzzling me these days. You are obviously not a chicken, so why does everyone want to wish you a Merry Christmas?

18 Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don’t know, it’s your holiday, it’s Christmas! Fool.

19 HI, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who would drag Santa Claus to deliver gifts to everyone? Merry Christmas!

20 Heart arrives, thinks, sees, smells, hears, people arrive, hands arrive, feet arrive, words come, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only me blessings come.

21 Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can meet with you under the tree to make a common wish, and let us love each other for a lifetime.

22 If you are Christmas, I am New Year’s Day, you are Santa Claus, I am Reindeer Dolf, you are Mrs. Claus, and I am Father Santa Claus, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

23 Please give me a chance to spend time with you on Christmas Eve. Can you satisfy my small request?

24 On this beautiful day, there are no most beautiful words, no sentimental words, no exquisite gifts, but only deep blessings from friends, Merry Christmas!

25 On the night of the 24th, boil two eggs, I will eat one, and it will be a Christmas for you. I wish you a happy holiday!

26 The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the graceful bells on Christmas Eve are my wishes for your happy life.

27 On Christmas Eve night, I want to walk into the church with you, okay?

28 It’s been a long time since I fell in love with you. I really want to dance a waltz with you on this Christmas night, lie next to you and say softly, I like you so much

You.

29 Dear, although I can't spend our first Christmas with you, I still want to give you my deepest blessings and hope you will be more beautiful tomorrow.

30 The white snow is falling, the deer bells are in the sky, the sweet Christmas Eve is here again, the little hands are waving, the dancing is graceful, what a wonderful happy Christmas day.

31 On this special day, I want to say to you: "Merry Christmas!"

32 Dear Santas, do you have a Merry Christmas? If you are not happy, just send me more gifts. I know you are all shopaholics, and you will send me gifts after you finish shopping one by one.

33 Merry Christmas May the world be filled with peace. I wish you a happy year with the most sincere heart. May the Lord bless you, Amen.

34 Merry Christmas! If you read the text message, send the gift quickly, otherwise you will be restless this Christmas Eve. Did you hear that? Don’t laugh, you idiot!

35 We know each other but have never met, friends on Christmas Eve, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

36 I made a wish to Santa Claus. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive the full blessings I asked Santa Claus to bring you. Warm your heart and feet.

37 Little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have blessings for you. I hope you will stop being stupid and be cute and lovable. Oh, you will live a happier life than me anyway. That's right.

38 On the occasion of Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn’t eat breakfast or lunch today. I’ll go find you after get off work.

39 It’s been a long time since I heard your voice, and it’s been a long time since anyone listened to my heart-to-heart talk. In these snowy days, I really miss you, and I wish you a Merry Christmas!

40 If you are alone now, I wish you a Merry Christmas. If you are two people, I also wish you a Merry Christmas. If you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

41 I want to tell you what is in my heart when you are the happiest. The opportunity comes on the romantic Christmas Eve. You are as happy as a little pig, and more like a pig when you are angry, haha.

42 No gifts for Christmas this year, only text messages

43 Santa Claus asked: "What day is today?" The elf said: "Today is Christmas. ! "Santa Claus said: "Oh, it's too bad, I have to work overtime again, I hate this day the most."

44 Wine, candles, dinner, what a perfect Christmas, but you are missing. And your wallet, my friend.

45 My dear, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, and you are cuter than the reindeer, but have you shaved your beard? I don’t want you to look like Santa Claus.

46 Listen, Santa’s bell, go and see, why is he back so soon, what, take out the trash, don’t be too hasty!

47 Why did you get up? Open your eyes. Last night I climbed into your bed and hid a very special gift under your pillow!

48 May the light of Christmas shine on every day of your life, and may the sunshine and flowers fill your life journey.

49 You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, happy Christmas, oh, where is my Christmas gift, look for it, look for it, oh, have you received it, I bring you happiness .

50 Merry Christmas, I don’t think of you only on special days, but at Christmas time, you will definitely receive my blessings.

51 When the bell rings, I am yours! Don't get me wrong, it's not wedding bells, it's Christmas bells, and I'm the one you give your gift to.

52 Facing Christmas and the people passing by in a hurry, I think of you and feel a touch in my heart. Love is that indescribable expression.

53 Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas this year with the people I love.

I want to ask you, are you willing to be the one I love?

54 HI! I haven't seen you for a while. I wonder if you are okay now? Christmas and New Year are coming, I wish you an unforgettable and happy

Christmas! I hope you have a happy new year!

55 We went to a party on Christmas Eve, we went to sing on Christmas Eve, and we went to a disco on Carnival Night. I want us to be together!

56 I don’t know how to face your passing. You didn’t give me any comfort. There are tears in my eyes. Will you come back for Christmas? Don't break my heart again! !

57 There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I really can't hold it in anymore, please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

58 I really feel so lonely at Christmas! Because you are not around, I actually really miss you. I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.

59 Children, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas gift for you. ‘What, your house doesn’t have a chimney, why don’t you buy one! ’

60 Bless you on Christmas night, may the laughter and joyful atmosphere of Christmas always surround you!

61 A touch of friendship is deep, a touch of taste is pure, a touch of blessing is the truest, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

62 Please choose your wish: A: Chocolate + Rose B: Buffet + Candlelight C: Movie + Snacks D: All of the above

63 Only the bell rings, may my blessing be transformed Be a flying angel, fly to your window, Merry Christmas!

64 If you didn't receive my Christmas gift today, it must be that there is a big hole in your stocking, please fix it quickly.

65 In order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, please do not send me Christmas cards at Christmas. Please just write your message on the largest possible banknote.

66 I can’t go to church to pray for you, there are no Christmas songs, and there are no Christmas gifts. I can only pray in my heart, hoping that you will be healthy every day.

67 I had a dream last night. The gift Santa Claus gave me was a Christmas dinner coupon for two people. Are you willing to spend our first Christmas with me?

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68 Baby, I will be with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve night. I will appear in front of you, close your eyes and count to three.

69 Dear Merry Christmas, do you know who I am? This question may not be important to you, but it is very important to me.

70 The snow is falling, and Santa Claus is stepping on the green Christmas tree outside and snickering. Go to sleep, baby, tomorrow you will receive your beloved gift, waiting for me.

71 Will you be my Santa Claus this year and put gifts by my bedside on Christmas night.

72 On this beautiful and fashionable day, I have thousands of blessings but no words to mention them all. I just want to say four words to you in a very old-fashioned way: Merry Christmas!

73 Every day with you is like Christmas.

74 Christmas Eve, I wish you, my friend, warmth and peace! I share with you when you are happy, and bear with you when you are unhappy.

75 The gift I gave you was too heavy to be pulled by the deer cart, so I had to give it to you in person. Remember to wait for me and wait for me to say Merry Christmas!

76 Say Merry Christmas in Chinese, Merry Christmas in English, and say from your heart when will you give me the Christmas gift I want.

77 The flashing silver light in the sky surrounds the colorful dreams. I wish you the best. All the wishes you made with your hands together will come true one by one.

78 Congratulations on a Merry Christmas, and may the new year be filled with sweetness, wealth, good fortune, peace and health.

79 The bells are my greetings, the songs are my blessings, the snowflakes are my greeting cards, the wine is my blowing kisses, the breeze is my embrace, and happiness is my gift

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80 Please choose your wish: A: Chocolate + roses B: Buffet + candlelight C: Movie + snacks D: All of the above

81 I am Santa Claus, please give me your wish Text me the address and where your personal valuables are stored. Why do you need the storage location of your valuables?

Of course it is insured for the gift, hurry up!

82 As Christmas Eve approaches, I would like to ask my classmates and friends who are thinking of me from far away, how are you? Say Merry Christmas, may our friendship last forever, and wish you a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

83 In previous Christmases, I always thought that Santa Claus would not bring the best gift to me, but this Christmas is different. With your arrival, I can

Remember this day forever.

84 Do you know where Santa is? He stole my heart. Did he give it to you? If so, you should keep it well, that’s sincere.

85 Although I didn’t say it to you in person, I can express my sincere blessings to you. Happy holidays! No matter what happens, I will support you.

Please believe me, friends are lifelong!

86 The long separation between friends continues, the Christmas letters become even more affectionate, the carnival is safe and joyful, don’t forget that your friends are far away, everything goes smoothly, and you return home in fine clothes to welcome the New Year

87 I like the vitality of spring, the green shade of summer, the fruitful fruits of autumn, and the white snow of winter. I prefer it at this time of year,

For the person I like Sending my best wishes: Merry Christmas!

88 Christmas is coming, I made a wish, I hope all my friends will be happy, joyful, no worries, no grievances, love themselves, happy

Follow , have a warm Christmas.

89 I give you a Christmas tree. The roots are a healthy body, the trunk is a happy family, the branches are a smooth career, and the leaves are perfect love.

90 Stars are twinkling, candlelight is twinkling, jingle bells, jingle bells, the lovely and kind Santa Claus descends from the sky, bringing countless warmth and joy to the world, and also brings

My best wishes to you, my friend. :Merry Christmas!

91 Every snowflake falls, every firework lights up, every second of time flows, and every thought is conveyed, represents every wish I want to send you

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In 92, people eat dumplings with chopsticks during the Spring Festival, moon cakes with their hands during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and roast goose with knives and forks at Christmas. Now, Christmas is coming, you might as well hide for a while, lest the knife and fork fall on you.

93 Congratulations on Christmas and send you a text message to wish you a successful career. A happy smile will always be with you. I am thinking of you in health and longevity. Finally, I want to inform you

, Grandpa, the God of Wealth, also wants to visit you.

94 Smile at night and have a good sleep. Smile in the morning and your life will be full of emotions throughout the day. Smile after work and the whole house will be happy and lively. Smile when you are troubled

, forget all your worries, wish you a Merry Christmas and always smile!

95 When the snowflakes fall and the cold wind blows, I realize that the romantic Christmas has arrived. I can forget everything at this moment, but the only thing that cannot be forgotten is to be good.

My friend, it’s getting cold, please take care of yourself, and Merry Christmas!

96 Christmas joy, Christmas joy, joy in my heart, blessings in my hands, every text message is a gift, every text message is happiness! Gifts pile up in piles and happiness flows into a

river. Santa Claus is talking, Merry Christmas!

97 The joy of Christmas is because you are by my side. I will make you happy every day in the days to come. The blessings belong to us. This is not a promise

It is confidence.

98 Christmas is here. I would like to say thank you to the friends who support me and the friends I love. Thank you for coming into my life. I will try my best to give.

Your infinite joy!

99 Santa Claus, you have now received my blessing. Please run to the chimney immediately and wait for the gift to be delivered. Thank you.

Soft greetings and sincere blessings. May happiness always be with you. May you be filled with joy and hope for a good harvest in this new year.