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There are only seven pairs of genuine Adi Wang in the whole earth, and no one has found a pair so far. If you can collect seven pairs of Adi Kings, you can summon the Dragon to fulfill your three wishes. I don't know how many people died in the pursuit of seven pairs of Adi kings.

The world war was caused by the news that seven pairs of Adi kings were scattered around the world. Hitler wanted to have all King Adi, so he conquered the world and searched everywhere.

It is almost impossible to have a genuine Adi Wang. However, there are several real Adi King's "god shops" on the earth authorized by the star, all of which were bought by the noble star who came to visit the earth.

The real inside story of the subprime mortgage crisis in the United States is that George W. Bush bought a pair of "God Shoppers: King Adi of China" with the money from the national treasury.

It is conceivable that God can't sell a brother in a shop, but there are still high imitations and low imitations. God, man, I have to tell you another bad news. Uncle Gates even fell from the richest man in the world because he bought a pair of low-quality imitations of Adi Wang, let alone high-quality imitations.

As for the Adi kings you saw in the market, they are purely fake and shoddy, and the materials and prices of those fake and shoddy products are even less than 1% of Adi Wang's low imitation.

I suggest that you don't join King Adi, because Wang Can, King Adi, can't be bought and sold by ordinary people. First of all, you should have a strong psychological quality and a certain taste. Of course, abundant funds are indispensable.

King Adi's target market is aristocrats. How many nobles are there in China? Some people can't buy a pair of Adi kings in their lifetime!

Sichuan is now a disaster area. What would happen if someone wore a pair of King Adi at this time? It is hard to imagine.

If you don't want to sell Adi Wang, I recommend you to sell second-hand Adi Wang, or you can consider selling Adi Wang off-site, absolutely! You don't need money to own a pair of Adi Kings.

Because buying Adi Wang requires extremely harsh conditions, you need to have enough financial resources and noble status. If you think you have both, you can try to buy them. Please don't expect too much. First of all, you should write a shopping application form and ask the world's top firms to plan the content of the application form for you. After the application form is delivered to Dubai Yacht Hotel in person, King Adi will give you a shopping application form in about ten months. You can fill in the style you want to buy on the shopping application form (this doesn't mean you can buy this one) and send it to Dubai Yacht Hotel. Upon receipt, King Adi will send an evaluation team to evaluate your financial resources, social influence and personal quality.

As far as I know, the daily maintenance cost of a pair of ordinary Adi Wang artificial leather shoes is amazing. After buying Adi Wang's products, some billionaires declared personal bankruptcy because they could not afford the daily maintenance costs of the products. Therefore, it is one thing to afford it, and it is another thing to afford it.

Adi Wang pays attention to taste, identity and status, but there is no matching identity and status. How dare you put on King Adi? Not long ago, Bill Gates, the former richest man in the world, applied to the headquarters of Adi King to buy a pair of low-end Adi King artificial leather shoes, which attracted worldwide attention. At that time, some critics pointedly pointed out that the Gates wanted a pair of King Adi, at least to his grandson. Sure enough, yesterday Adi Wang rejected Gates' application and made a comprehensive evaluation of Gates, an upstart. Although public opinion generally believes that there is no chance beforehand, the evaluation report has caused extensive discussion since it came out. In this regard, Adi Wang's spokesman said sadly: We refuse thousands of times every day. Please draw a tube of your own blood and smell your aristocratic taste before you decide whether to fill out the shopping application.

Introduction to Adi Wang:

Adi Wang (whenever I type these noble three words, my hand can't help but tremble slightly) was originally called Nami nemesis brand. But what few people know is that it is the people of China who really carry this brand forward, making the words "Adi Wang" a household name (oh ... shake it again), and truly making this brand that Nami busters is proud of so far stand on the top of the world luxury goods. After tens of thousands of years of operation, street performers in Nami can only develop Adi King into a second-rate low-end sports brand in the Milky Way, but it only takes China people 1 year to develop Adi King into the highest-end luxury in the universe! Every time I think of this place, I will marvel at the great influence of our nation, and I will be deeply proud of the rebirth of such an influential brand in China. Go-vern-ment, the nemesis of Nami, really couldn't stand the huge pressure of consumers in the whole universe 1 year ago. Finally, in 2008, it unconditionally transferred the brand that brought people countless happiness and dreams to China. Since then, the nemesis of Nami has never worn Adi King, on the grounds that it is not worthy.

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No brand can match Adi Wang.

Didn't watch the advertisement on TV?

What a connotation-international basketball superstar Ai Kangming strongly recommends it! There is a third-rate SB star named Chauncey Billups in foreign NBA, who looks like Ai Kangming. Please don't admit your mistake!

Put on Adi Wang, your classmates will definitely be super jealous of you!

Emperor is a symbol of nobility, and its arrival has ended an era and opened a world.

King Adi has always been my goal.

Let me tell you my story. It's tragic. It's all because of King Adi.

I am a working class. I spent three months' salary on a pair. Ah, Wang Di asked a friend to go to Beijing to book it, and I also asked a lot of contacts. Until yesterday, I finally put on my dream basketball shoes. I wear them to work. Don't say how happy I am. On the way, MM kept asking me for my phone number.

Arriving at the company, the whole company was shocked. Everyone came to see me. Needless to say, I am extremely happy in my heart. In the afternoon, my boss and I went to see a client. At the door of the hotel, the waiter sat down in the private room with a smile. The waiter brought me the menu and asked me to order instead of the boss. The boss turned blue. I kept explaining to the waiter that he was the boss. The waiter said, who believes it? You wear Adi Wang, you are not the boss.

It's hard to explain that we ordered. He held my hand when the customer came in. Mr. Wang kept screaming. When my boss was put aside as an invisible man and returned to the company, I was fired by my boss. I have no choice but to go home and take a bath. As soon as I left bathroom door, my wife and I were anxious. Your mobile phone keeps ringing, full of ambiguous text messages and some lily-red phone calls. My wife went back to her family in a rage. Unexpectedly, because of this pair of Adi Wang, I lost my job and my beloved wife left me.

I bought a pair of Adi Wang today. When I put them on at home, I suddenly found that my body gave off a faint green light. I bought all Adiwang products soon. I put on Adi Wang's socks, Adi Wang's sportswear and Adi Wang's bag. Guess what, I can fly and use my brain! I am busy teleporting myself to the United States with my mind, just in time for the nba All-Star East-West War. I shouted, "King Adi, I'm coming!" Fly to the field. Nba stars are stupid, because I am wearing Adi Wang, and I suck the ball into my hand with my mind. I threw it into a net 30 kilometers away, and all the nba players knelt down and begged me to teach them, so I said, "Adi Wang, everything can change."

My friend doesn't need to buy 24 pairs to go to the moon now!

Because people expect it, people admire it, especially in this era of economic crisis, people can't trust ordinary brands, and even the old employees who have worked in the German automobile industry for decades can't keep their jobs. Everyone has a sense of tension and distrust. At this time, only the aristocratic family business can stand as firm as the East China Sea God Needle. As long as you can touch the edge with Adi Wang, the work is guaranteed as iron, and everyone wants a piece of it. Of course, it's just beautiful. Your relatives can't get out of this back door without Gao Qian, so ordinary people can only talk about nobles in their spare time, which has become a phenomenon in 2008.

If I can witness the real King Adi once in my lifetime (note that it is not a high imitation of China), I will impress this scene deeply in my mind with my eyes wide open, even if I am blind, it will be my honor. Because in my last light, this is it.