Classic network funny quotations short message

17 is a classic network funny quotation short message.

1. There are many things that make people lose confidence, not because they are difficult to do, but because people lose confidence and things become difficult to do.

2. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book ~ ~ ~

4. Ginseng is soaked in cups and washing utensils in turn. ...

Every time God makes a small bottle, he will make a matching small lid, so we will spend our whole life looking for the most suitable small lid in the vast sea of people. God sometimes forgets to cover some containers, so there is tragedy.

6. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beautiful women and only a few favorites.

7. The road was built by people. Why do you get lost when you walk?

8. You can choose to give up, but you can't give up!

9. I am looking for a girlfriend, and the requirements are: I don't vomit when I look at it, I'm not tired when I hold it, I don't kiss and I don't kneel. Interested parties please contact us, if you are the one!

10. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!

1 1. If you are wrong, you must admit it. If you are beaten, you must stand at attention. Grandpa was handed down from his grandson. People should learn to be patient.

12. My dream is to be a landlord ~ play the pipa and play embroidery with the delicate jade hand I am typing now ~ I will take a few maids out to flirt with a good woman and a good man if I have nothing to do. ...

13. Life is a garbage dump, and people compete for it like fleas.

14. Come to think of it, Qianshan is full of water. Once you think about it, things change.

15. In the future, there will be more epidemics in the world. Work is better than ability, and physical strength is better than immunity.

16. Let reason take my hand and follow my feelings. . . .

17. The code for men in a harmonious family: get up and hug, and the wife laughs all day; Kiss when you go out, and someone kisses when you enter the door; Nothing to send a flower, my wife is happy haha; My wife has loved doing housework for a long time.

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