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The dirtier the swearing, the better.

1, you 2B, you are so stupid.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

3. People who have no life accomplishment can't afford to be hurt.

4. Do you still want to hit me like a loser?

5, Jiangshan generation has a fool, anyone can be 250.

6. People are invincible. Does it feel good to be alone?

7. Life is full of hope. Why did you give up treatment?

8. Your IQ balance is insufficient, so go and recharge it!

9. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

10, don't wear perspective clothes, okay? Do you think you are an animal?

1 1, you are so handsome, cool and stupid!

12, you failed in the exam 180, but you got a brother of 249.

13, don't think you are Zhuge Liang, you are just two heads are better than one!

14, you are not comparable to * *, because * * also has professional ethics.

15, you are really dirty to the extreme, and you are the representative of meanness and filth.

16, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

17, I haven't seen anyone blow Niu B so fresh and refined for a long time.

18, cynicism and patriotism are only one step away, and NB is not one step away.

19, cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become a delicious cake after being steamed in a pot.

20, others have to wear masks or something, and you don't even have to wear makeup.

2 1, please wipe the gum and see who is making it clear?

22. Bastard, don't come into my eyes here. I feel bored when I see you.

23. Go back to your nest. I don't want to see you. I feel sick when I see you.

24. I really think you should brainwash and wash all your thoughts!

25. Please don't arm yourself with cleverness, you will be acclimatized.

26. Don't brag about B, please return the cow B to the cow, because the cow also needs sex.

27, others say that you look like S, I don't think so, I think you are SB!

28. You should buy a ticket to God. There is no place for you on the earth.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

30. You look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

3 1, you stingy and fickle guy stay away from me, I don't want anything to do with you.

32. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.

33. It's not innocence that beats you, it's innocence! The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

34. Look at your face with indigestion and constipation. You have hemorrhoids on your face.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

36. This Xiong Haizi has big eyes and big ears, and it is easy to get into the water. His brain is probably soaked in water.

37. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions!

38. It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans online. The terrible thing is to meet a bunch of idiots.

39. The difference between mature men and immature men lies not in genitals, but in responsibilities.

40. Maybe you can contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

4 1. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at the moment.

42. For the sake of my health, I must stay away from you who is full of sexually transmitted diseases.

43. You think you are a qq penguin! What an insult to penguins! What a pig!

44. Please scrape more porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell which is the face.

45. You let me know the true meaning of nausea, and you let me see the offspring of the second generation of nerves.

46. There is still a loser like a loser. Aren't you ashamed that you failed as a loser?

47. God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

48. You are disgusting. What are you farting there? Do you think your digestive system is strong?

49. I will definitely find a friend who is more stupid than me, so wait for me to come to you in my next life.

50. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

5 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

52. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

53.why is it so dark? Because cows fly in the sky, why do cows fly? Because you are blowing on the ground.

54. Do you think I am afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

55. I don't want to be involved in the whore, a thousand people ride together, because I'm afraid my reputation will be ruined.

56. Still vacillating there. Did you see your big brother's flood attack with wandering eyes?

I don't want to think about your face. I'm embarrassed to take it out. I used to take you shopping, how did I live!

58.2 1 century, you let me see the non-mainstream of the 22 nd century. You are a top-notch idiot.

59. Living rations eat pig food, people still insist on crying, their mouths and tongues are not straight, and the years are sad.

60. Your penis is smaller than your little finger. How dare you be a cowherd? You are not afraid of losing your job.

6 1, you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, the chairman wears shorts to block the center, and you wear shorts to force.

62. You are a lazy parasite, a bug that everyone cries out for, a pest that harms others and yourself, and a moth that everyone spurns.

63. People and goblins are born of horses, makes are born of horses, and demons are born of horses. So you are a shemale!

64. Go home and look in the mirror to see if there are any onions on your head. If not, buy some and plug them in. How dare you play dumb here?

65. Have you watched too many TV plays? What's the point of making up these words for milk? You want me to quarrel with him? Or break up?

66. Did you drink a bottle of Jieeryin and dry a bottle of Fuyanjie when pretending to be forced? No wonder everything you say smells like * *!

67. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, or don't want to talk to you because it's too difficult to talk to you. Can you believe it?

68. Eat biscuits and beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out.

69. You have no orthomorphism, and even your headache is local. You have two holes in your face for breathing, right? Whoever can recognize what he is is good.

70. On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

7 1, a person who can't be kind to failure, success will not care for him. You know, failure and success are brothers! Success is responsible for paying back the money owed by failure, so don't treat failure as improper capital!

72. You are a lazy parasite, a bug that everyone cries out for, a pest that harms others and yourself, and a moth that everyone spurns. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

73. Call you boss, and see that you have no skin and no face. Even the flowers in Cuifeng Garden are more beautiful than you. Let's go home and take pictures. Don't come out every day to scare people! What women value most is face.

74. People all over the country are the best, riding a bench to the moon. The world belongs to you. You play the best. You can drink with a jar instead of a cup. Since ancient times, you are the best. Going out shopping is terrible. What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!