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A strange short message makes up a story! Urgent! ! !
This afternoon, Xiao Qiang just went to work and received a short message from a strange number: "Do you know what the 19th floor of hell is?"
Xiao Qiang became interested. He knew that the content of this short message came from a thriller Nineteen Layers of Hell. He just finished reading it, and besides, he scared his wife with this short message.
He quickly replied, "Yes, what's Gao's name, please?"
"We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ? This is a string of numbers that I just thought of, indicating that we are very close. "
Xiao Qiang looked at the phone number of the strange text message again and found that the number segment of the phone number belongs to this city. He immediately sent a short message: "Are you a man or a woman?"
"Does it matter?"
"Everyone is curious."
"Female, 23 years old, unmarried. What about you? "
From one to two, the afternoon will be over. Xiao Qiang is in a good mood. Before leaving work, he saved her number in the phone book under the name of "Wang Gang" and deleted all the short messages sent in the afternoon. Xiao Qiang has been going home every night since he saw the movie "Mobile Phone". One of his wife's regular actions is to look through his mobile phone. Xiao Qiang's wife is notoriously fierce. If she knew that he was texting with other strange women and chatting about fate, she would have to scratch his face! In addition, Xiao Qiang is also famous for being afraid of his wife.
Since then, perhaps because of being bullied by his wife for a long time, Xiao Qiang, who rarely sent text messages before, has also become a thumb family, chatting with that "Wang Gang" in full swing, chatting in a daze and getting carried away; Send dozens of text messages every day on average. Strangely, although there is no agreement, when Xiao Qiang and his wife are together on Saturday and Sunday, "Wang Gang" naturally won't send him a text message. It is really rare to be so considerate.
Xiao Qiang talked about spiritual love with "Wang Gang" through SMS. After a day without texting, Xiao Qiang felt that life was particularly difficult. He often touches his mobile phone intentionally or unintentionally to see if there are any messages of his own. His wife also noticed his change: "What are you doing with your mobile phone all day? See if that girl sent you a text message? "
"No, no," Xiao Qiang hurriedly said, "I think it's time. If you don't buy me a watch, I have to look at the time on my mobile phone. "
Since we exchanged information with that "Wang Gang", Xiao Qiang's level of lying has become higher and higher. Sometimes he just doesn't think about it, his face doesn't turn red and his heart doesn't beat faster. It is not an exaggeration to say that he has a gift for telling lies.
On this day, it was Friday afternoon. At the end of work, Wang Gang suddenly sent a short message, asking Xiao Qiang to meet in the evening at the "Longyuan Shengxue" cafe. Xiao Qiang immediately promised to come down. Then, he asked his wife for leave, saying that he would accompany his client "Wang Gang" for dinner at night and come back later.
Xiao Qiang arrived at the "Longyuan Shengxue". As soon as he found a seat, he received a short message from "Wang Gang": "10 minutes, I will call you when I arrive."
Time always passes slowly when waiting for someone. 10 minute is like 10 hour. Xiao Qiang almost finished his coffee, but "Wang Gang" hasn't come yet. Xiao Qiang was about to call her, but she received a short message: "I'm coming, at the door, you come to pick me up."
Xiao Qiang quickly came to the door of the cafe. "Wang Gang" didn't see it, but suddenly he saw his wife standing at the door with her hands akimbo and glaring.
"You, are you here? Go, go up and have coffee with customers. "
Before Xiao Qiang finished, his wife grabbed his ear: "Come on, you'd better come with me, so as not to make a fool of yourself here!" " I changed my card to test you, and you became like this. Let's go Go back and settle accounts with you! "
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Text messages from strangers
Midnight in winter is so long and quiet. The silent blooming azaleas add to the beauty of the night.
Maybe it's work habits. I always log on to the People's Daily's "Powerful Country Forum" and pay attention to the ruthless financial turmoil, the countermeasures to deal with the financial turmoil, and the economic trends in those areas. Pay attention to all-round development education with Scientific Outlook on Development. At this point, I suddenly heard the SMS prompt of "DuDu". Hey, it's so late. Who sent the message?
Quickly open the phone, the screen is a strange number, I became suspicious: maybe it is a spam message.
Because it was past midnight, I still opened it. A long message covered the screen: "Today, the boss was very merciful and gave me a bonus of 100 yuan. I'll send it back at the weekend. You can spend this money on 20 yuan and buy my father two bottles of better "tempting". For decades, my father has been like this. Don't persuade him to give up drinking. I am buying two pairs of thick socks for my mother with 20 yuan money. His feet will crack in winter, so let her soak them in hot water to keep warm. My brother is growing up, and the school food is not good. Give him 20 yuan for nutrition. The rest of the money, buy two books for Xiaohu and tell his uncle that he misses him very much. Buy my sister-in-law a scarf. She suffered a lot when she married into our family. Be nice to her in the future. I know there are many places to spend money at home. Send it back when I have money. In addition, due to the financial crisis, it is not easy to find a job in the south. If you don't go back during the Spring Festival, the round-trip fare will be several hundred yuan, so save it. "
In the silent midnight, I read this short message word by word, and a bitter feeling passed through my heart, and my eyes blurred. After a pause, I seem to see a migrant worker in a foreign land, curled up in the corner of a simple shed, focusing on inputting words into his mobile phone. I'm thinking, what he entered is not "Chinese characters" at all, but a kind of concern, a kind of helplessness and a kind of feeling! Just 100 yuan, warm everyone!
I quietly replied to him as my brother: "You are a good young man, a good dutiful son and a good brother. Unfortunately, this message was sent wrong. However, I am also your big brother, and I sincerely wish your family peace and happiness. "
I just opened a new webpage, and my heart is not calm. Another message prompted me: "I'm sorry to bother you so late, please don't laugh." We poor families also want to live a good life. " Besides, if you are the boss, you might as well find me a job. I am strong, and I will work hard. Brother, thank you in advance. "
A strange text message added a little bit of worry to me. I'm not the boss. It has become my urgent wish to find a job for this unknown young man at the end of this year.
Stranger SMS
One day, I received a short message from a stranger saying that he had a tank to sell and asked him if he wanted it.
Answer: I want God 7, delivered to your door!
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