How to use non-mainstream copywriting to express slow response to information

1. Why didn't you reply to my message because I didn't send it?

2. If you don't even reply to my message, what will you reply? The temptation to go home?

Why didn't you reply to my message, because you didn't bring a paper toilet? You can return your dirty hands with your feet.

4. I hate people who send friends but don't return to WeChat! I wouldn't talk to you if it wasn't for your money!

5. Don't reply to messages. Do you want to practice the socialist core values?

6. Don't bother those who don't reply, because those people are with people who are more important than you.

7. Is the game too fun? Isn't the TV series too good? Are you replying to other people's messages? Any other excuses? Do you have any hard parting words? Is this the end of friendship? Did you burst into tears from now on? Can I still have fun with you? Can we have a good chat? Can I still see you typing for me on the keyboard with your hands?

8. I hope that the law can prohibit people who reply slowly from chatting online and reply once an hour. Why not just write it? Telegrams are faster than you.

Why didn't you reply to my message? I must buy a mobile phone that can receive your message next time.

10, is the phone broken? Thousands of dollars of mobile phones don't ring!

1 1. I don't want to talk to anyone at ordinary times, but I saw it and planned to call back later, and then I forgot.

12, sometimes I don't reply to your message because, yes, I just don't want to talk to you.

13, and then I found out. When a man doesn't return your messages. Not because he ignored you, but because his ex-girlfriend came back.

14. Why didn't you reply to my message, because the law doesn't allow you to reply to my message?

15, you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.

16, goodbye, those who don't reply to the news, if they have you in their hearts, will return no matter how busy they are.

17, there is a message called, I can't look back.

18. If you send a message to someone, you will never reply. Don't send it again. There is no such humble waiting.

19, why didn't you reply to my message? Did you go to Syria to fight?

20. There is a kind of loss, telling her not to reply to the information, depending on her update status.

2 1, did you explore Mars? The signal is bad. You haven't heard from me yet.

22. Are you looking up Xinhua Dictionary when you reply to my message so slowly?

23. If a girl doesn't return your message, she is not dead, but her ex-boyfriend came to see her.

24. Why didn't you reply to my message? Don't you like it? Are you not in love? Did I put a period in the last sentence to make you feel cold? Do you want to get back at me because I didn't reply to your message in a minute? Is gravity keeping you from pressing the keyboard? Does Mercury retrograde disturb your typing mood? There is more.

25. Is there anything lovely that attracts your attention? Is the cat too easy to touch? Is milk tea too delicious?

26. I really hate people who don't reply to WeChat, but I never reply to WeChat myself.

27. Every time I send you a message and you don't reply, I feel like an idiot.

28. Don't ask me why I didn't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

29. Why didn't you reply to my message? Is the game too fun? Isn't the TV series too good?

30. Bao, didn't you choose me for today's mass message?

3 1, people who don't respect other people's feelings and don't reply to WeChat should be deleted, which is boring.

32. Why didn't you reply to my message? You didn't send me a message because you were waiting to assassinate me one day.

33. There is never a person who can't see the information, but always a person who doesn't want to reply to the information.

34. Why don't you give my information back to others? It's my turn

Why didn't you reply to the message? Do you want to look it up in the dictionary one by one?

36. The person who is thinking about you will call you back in a few seconds and put you through instead of keeping you waiting.

37. You can be silent, no matter whether I am in a hurry or not; Can you ignore my anxiety and not return the message?

38. Why didn't you reply to me? It's not my turn to send messages in groups, is it?

39. If a person doesn't like you, returning your message is like waiting for reincarnation.

40. Did you get the western classics? Do you have to go through 81 difficulties to return my message?

4 1, why are you so arrogant? If you don't answer the message, you won't answer it.

42. You are so cold that you don't even reply to my message.

43. Your mobile phone is not a touch screen, is it? Typing so slowly?

44. If you don't reply after reading the information, you are not busy. It is chicken.

45. If you don't get the response information, you shouldn't be persistent. I'll leave after you turn around

46. How many years was your last message sentenced to?

47. Why did you send me a message and I will call you back? Why haven't I sent a message all day? I didn't care, or I was too busy.

48. Why didn't you reply to my message? Are you a star?

49. There is a kind of trust that you don't return my messages. I thought it was disconnected.

50. Why didn't you reply to the message? Put the mobile phone in the refrigerator when it is hot.

5 1, to deal with people who can't look back on WeChat, I think it can be set up without disturbing. My attitude depends on you, and I will do it with you.

I hate it when I send him a message and he turns a blind eye.

53. People who don't reply to messages are very cold.

54. There are more and more people who don't reply to my WeChat recently, but I didn't delete it! My temper is really getting better and better, I have grown up!

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