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2021 April Fool’s Day Classic Tricky SMS

Chapter 1 2021 April Fools’ Day Classic Tricky Text Messages

1. April Fools’ Day has arrived , everyone will laugh. People who are fooled are so cute, they are calm and do not blame. Even fools will smile, and friendship will never fail. The laughter is over, and no feelings remain. I wish you success in making fools and being happy when you are fooled!

2. I don’t know if you know that I have something I want you to know. Maybe you already know what this sentence is that I know and want you to know. What I want you to know. That’s it: Happy April Fool’s Day!

3. Today is a special day. You can’t be blamed for being fooled. He doesn't come when his friends treat him, and he waits here and there to waste his time and guess what. As a result, a text message came to me, and it turned out that the fool was here today. Just laugh about it and forget it, just blame yourself for being stupid. April Fool's Day is here, wish you a happy fool!

4. April Fool’s Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. Not only can’t you believe all the text messages you receive, you have to understand them in reverse. There are many text messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them. I will show them off after April Fool’s Day!

5. You must not have a fool's heart, and you must have a guard against others. I’m treating you today! By the way, I would like to remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Don't believe anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun. Don't pay attention to anyone who asks you to work overtime and have meetings. They are all lies! Believe me!

6. When walking around the world on April Fool's Day, you must have thirty-six strategies in mind to develop an indestructible body. When you encounter trickery, you must fight back. When you encounter an honest person, take the initiative. When you encounter someone who is alone, don’t hesitate. If you encounter a cunning one, run away as soon as possible. Happy April Fools' Day!

7. Seeing you is like seeing the following message: A little pig is amazing. He eats without bowls and chopsticks, only with his small mouth. He never has trouble or temper. No one can compare with him in weight. Do you think Xiaozhu is stupid? He is still reading text messages!

8. The bear and the rabbit were defecating in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit: "Does it not matter if the feces is on the fur?" The rabbit replied: "It does not matter!" So the bear wiped it with the rabbit.

9. Today is a good day to make jokes and make people laugh. He uses sweet words to become a liar and uses his brain in all kinds of ways. Don't lose face when you are cheated, don't let your petty temper come into play. Smile happily and happiness will follow you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Emergency notice: There is a small earthquake tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

11. Product name: Fool. Function: Foolish friends and friends of others, happy friends of myself and others. Production date: April 1st. Validity period: 1 day. Note: The nickname of this product is "Ni". Happy April Fools' Day!

12. Your body is always so slender, your skills are always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you spend all day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, and the food you eat is all natural and non-toxic. Contaminating green food, ugh, it’s great to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. This text message is very good. Those who receive it will have good luck, those who forward it will never grow old, and the money sent in bulk will follow. The content is: Be civilized on April Fool's Day, just have fun with good-natured jokes!

14. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those raised at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild pigs, those who see blessings are called stupid pigs, those who are smiling are stupid pigs, and those who are angry are stupid pigs. No. Those who care about me are dead pigs, and those who don’t return my blessings are worse than pigs.

15. I fell in love with you when I first saw you. I secretly swear: You are the goal I pursue no matter what, I will pursue you without hesitation, and I embrace you with true love. I declare to the world: I love you - kiss "Golden Ingot"! Happy April Fools' Day!

16. I heard that today is your holiday, so I came here to send you my blessings. I also heard that people always make fun of you, but I am a good person. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

17. If one drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if two drops of water fall from the sky, it is because I love you and am intoxicated; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, it means don’t be blind. Think about it, it’s raining!

18. Today is April Fool’s Day. We have decided to focus on cultivating typical examples, so that some people can be “foolish” first, until they are so stupid that they can’t stand it, and finally entertain others and ourselves. Sign up as soon as you receive the text message.

Happy April Fools' Day!

19. April Fool’s Day blessing text message: If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will live... A carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fools' Day!

 

Part 2 2021 April Fool’s Day Classic Tricky Text Messages

1. April Fool’s Day is here, I say hello to you, treat you to a meal, and reward you. I won’t Refuse. Remember the location. Outside my house, walk east for a hundred meters and turn right when you see the road. Hehe, that yellow dog has just finished pulling. You’re dumbfounded! Happy April Fools' Day!

2. I’ll treat you to dinner! Is your head filled with emotional exclamation marks or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never deceive you. After all, it's up to me whether you want to or not, and it's up to you to believe it or not.

3. You are beautiful, you are beautiful. You have a parrot nose and bandy legs. Your personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Your beard and eyebrows are like water. I am most afraid of seeing you open your mouth. Your buck teeth scare people away. When they see you, they will fly away. He stepped back, shouting that he had encountered a ghost.

4. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and Like the durian that your body smells like! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. Happy April Fools' Day!

6. Seismological station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

7. Love your face, love your breasts, love your flesh, love your skin, love your neck and thighs, love your liver, love your lungs, love your body And the fragrance, I love you - roast duck.

8. Whether the quality of the text message is good or not depends on the efficacy. Stare at this text message for 20 seconds and you will see: is your speech clearer, your mind clearer, your nerves normal, and your IQ is not zero? That’s right, haha, read more and get more benefits. I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day.

9. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling; you are my intestines, you are my stomach, you are my constant comfort; you are my hands. , you are my back, you are the back of my palms; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

10. Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

11. Only I know how much you have paid for today, and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How could they not notify you for April Fool's Day!

12. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu and Han banquet, staying in Shangri-La; wearing fine clothes, riding in a Cadillac; watching live performances, enjoying a happy life of sex; traveling around the world, winning the lottery... I wish you April Fool's Day Dreams come true!

13. I’ll teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhu, Ansi’s pure bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am A stupid pig.

14. Although it is not Valentine’s Day, there must be flowers because I don’t want you to be short of money to spend! Although it’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day, there must be clouds because I don’t want you to get dizzy! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. It is said that the person I love is a great hero. One day he will come to marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed right, but I didn’t guess that he has a person who can read text messages. Pig head!

16. Put together a few tons of "Foolishness every year" and a few baskets of "Like Foolish Water", and send them to the "Fool of the Century" with affection. I hope that you, who is "as wise as a fool", can learn from monkeys as soon as possible. In common wisdom, Bajie can’t thank you quickly enough, haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

17. Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending nonsense back will cost you money, sending nonsense will cost you money, and sending nonsense back will cost you money. I don’t believe that this 1 cent won’t make you dizzy.

18. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows are used to work when there is work, cats are used to work around the house, sheep are used to grill skewers in the future, dogs are used to be spoiled, and you are waiting. Out of the circle.

Happy April Fools' Day!

 

Part 3 2021 April Fools’ Day Classic Tricky Text Messages

1. Say hello and say hello, even if you are teasing you, you have to laugh and act like a fool. It’s not bad, it’s important to be confused rarely. Being wise and foolish is a treasure, being friendly to others and making friends with others, being laughed at on April Fool's Day, being happy and praised by everyone. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Do you know why you and I are destined in this life? In fact, we have known each other thousands of years ago. It was also spring at that time. You chased me far away and left your teeth marks on my body, creating a story that will last forever. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time.

3. The female earthworm was dating the centipede and was discovered by the male earthworm. The male earthworm was very sad: Why? Am I not good enough for you? The mother earthworm retorted: What a good thing, we have been together for so long and you don’t even give me a hug!

4. A literary talent who is good at poetry, a martial artist who can dance and play with sticks, a eloquent eloquent, a generalist who is both civil and military, an omnipotent wizard, a genius who sends messages, and a person who reads messages. Idiot, haha, happy April Fool's Day!

5. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. A happy life, because - stupid.

6. April Fool’s Day is not only about fooling, but also blessings; April Fool’s Day is not only about deception, but also greetings; April Fool’s Day is not only about ridicule, but also sincerity; April Fool’s Day, I sincerely wish you to be “foolish” all the time. Enter, sink "foolishly" and fall into the wild goose.

7. To judge a man’s taste, you should look at his socks; to judge a person’s worth, you should look at his opponents; to judge a person’s trump cards, you should look at his friends around him! To judge whether a person is an idiot, you need to see if he is still stupidly reading this message!

8. As I walked, I dispersed, and the memories faded; as I watched, I became tired, and the stars dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; I looked back and found you gone. Suddenly I was confused. Where can the little pig escape? Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Money is a double-edged sword. It can buy a house but not a home; it can buy marriage but not love; it can buy a clock but not time. Now, give me all your money and let me bear the pain alone!

10. That day I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." So from now on I will call you "Pig"! Finally one day, you couldn't bear it and shouted in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!"

11. The most outrageous function of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on Other people's mistakes are the fault. But I won't enable this feature today because...you're already having fun! Happy April Fools' Day!

12. Black glasses, black windbreaker and black leather shoes make you look even more handsome and handsome. Black eyes, black hair, and a black skirt make her even more charming, generous and beautiful. Black brother loves to be beautiful, black girl loves to be free and unrestrained, and the two sides love each other to be both evil and evil. On Black Valentine’s Day, I hope you get enough kisses at once!

13. If you are taller, you can see far; if you are shorter, wear high heels; if you are fatter, you will feel more secure; if you are thinner, you can eat more. Be silly, many people will miss you on April Fool's Day and harass you with text messages. Be careful, Benben, except for my text messages, don’t read anything else!

14. There is a longevity peach tree in my house, which blooms and bears auspicious flowers in April. There are many people admiring the flowers and marveling at the wonders, and there are long lines of curious tourists. The peach blossoms in the clouds are auspicious, and the fruits are rare and precious. Friends, come and see the wonders, I am here to receive the big fools. April Fool's Day, may you be happy and your friends happy!

15. Yesterday I dreamed that you were wearing a bamboo hat and a raincoat, riding a small boat, fishing alone in the spring water of the river. When I woke up in the morning, I was confused. Then I thought about it, it turns out it's your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy "fisherman"!

16. The phone rings once, it means I want to chat with you; it rings twice, it means I want to ask you to meet; it rings three times, it means I want to invite you to dinner; it rings four times, it means I want to spend money. You count the money; ring five times, I am helping you discharge, haha, turn off the phone.

17. There is a super pervert who likes to throw sulfuric acid at others. That day he was following you in an attempt to commit murder. Suddenly, when you turned around to look, the pervert exclaimed, "Damn, this must have been poured on you!" From then on, this pervert never dared to throw sulfuric acid at anyone again.

18. The latest terminology explanation: A tall person refers to a person who is tall; a scholar refers to a person who is often bitten by mosquitoes; a mortal refers to a person who is in trouble; a fool refers to someone special like you. Group people; Happy April Fool’s Day!