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Red lip tattoo

Seductive Red Lips

Wu Qihua was dumped by his girlfriend Shi Lin. To be honest, Wu Qihua is not worthy of Shi Lin at all. He has a mediocre job, mediocre ability, and mediocre facial features. It is almost a miracle that he catches up with the big-eyed beauty and gentle and lovely Shi Lin. Wu Qihua has only one thing that others cannot compare to: resilience. I wrote a letter to Shi Lin every day and sent two jokes every night. After a year of this, Shi Lin was conquered by 365 letters and 730 jokes. However, after a short period of sweetness, Wu Qihua became like a wooden person. Shi Lin complained for more than half a year and still left.

After getting drunk at the bar, Wu Qihua murmured that women are really strange animals. Do you still need to write letters when we see each other every day? Sleeping in the same bed every day, why do you still need to send text messages? It seems that he can never understand women in this life.

Coming out of the bar, Wu Qihua staggered. On the street corner, he saw a man posting a small advertisement. Before he could react, a business card was handed over. There is only a store name and one sentence on it:

"Cut love" tattoos will give you love throughout your life.

What tempting words! Wu Qihua sneered and wanted to throw it away. But then I thought about it, he lived to be 29 years old without even a scar on his body. How about getting a tattoo to commemorate this love? With this in mind, he stopped a taxi and went straight to the "Jian Ai" tattoo parlor.

The tattoo parlor is located in an alley, business is slow, and a tattoo artist is mixing colors. Seeing a guest coming, he just raised his eyes and asked him what kind of tattoo he wanted and where it should be. Wu Qihua looked at the tattoo parlor and saw an oil painting of a woman hanging on the wall. The women in the oil paintings have a thrilling beauty. Her lips are a bit like Shu Qi, her eyes are like Zhao Wei, her chin is like Lin Chiling, and her figure is like Little S.

Wu Qihua had a sudden idea and said, "Put that beauty's lips on her belly."

An imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of the tattooist's mouth. He said, how could such a beautiful thing pierce the lower abdomen? It should be stabbed on the inside of the arm, hidden, so that you can turn your head and kiss her. Although Wu Qihua was dizzy after drinking, he still had a little bit of sanity left. He smiled. Is this tattoo artist a pervert? Let him chew his arm?

"Such a beautiful lip should always be comforted. Otherwise, it will feel lonely." The tattoo artist added. His voice was gentle and considerate, as if the red lips were alive, and he had an incredible fascination with the woman in front of him. Wu Qihua burped and rolled up his left sleeve. It wasn't the tattoo artist who impressed him. What Wu Qihua was thinking was that if he missed Shi Lin so much, maybe the red lips could turn into cakes to satisfy his hunger?

The skills of tattoo artists are beyond imagination. He did it slowly, as meticulously as embroidery. It was just two pieces of lips, but he actually used them for a full three hours. A lip print appeared on the inner side of Wu Qihua's left arm, which was lifelike. The tattoo artist wrapped white gauze around his arm and said: "Don't touch water for 48 hours. Then, it will belong to you forever."

After paying the bill, Wu Qihua suddenly felt much better. When he got home, he threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.