Who has the lines of the sketch "Big Man Attacks" by Twist FunAge in urgent need? Thank you.

Mary: Xiao Ning, what are you doing? Bought a new mobile phone.

Wang Ning: Ai Feng.

Mary: What function does this have?

Wang Ning: Dual-card dual standby, screwdriver, flashlight, lighter.

Mary: Oh, my God, that's great. Where did you buy it? how much is it?

Wang Ning: Online is 480 yuan, which is more than 4,000 yuan cheaper than the exclusive store. Do you think I should give him a good evaluation, dear?

Mary: Xiao Ning, you are really good at it. What about the money you owe me?

Wang Ning: Gee, Ali, I'm-I'm-I'm so short of money recently that I can't eat.

Mary: All right, stop pretending and hear me out. You owe me that money. I'm in no hurry to ask you to pay it back. What about you? You'd better owe me for life.

Wang Ning: Come on, Ali. What do you think of me? I can't change it, Ali.

Mary: Xiao Ning.

Wang Ning: I beg you.

Wang Ning: Who are you? How did you get in? Get out.

Private: Listen to me, I was killed.

Wang Ning: Listen to you.

Soldier: I'm being followed. Let me tell you.

Mary: Ah! Brother Bing, brother Bing, is that you? I'm not dreaming, am I, soldier? Is it really you?

Private: It's me, it's me.

Wang Ning: Are you related, Ali?

Mary: Don't you know my relative, a famous film tycoon? Made a lot of tough guys. Have you ever seen a eunuch?

Wang Ning: Eunuchs are tough guys, aren't they?

Mary: Brother Bing played before he entered the palace. Brother Bing, let me introduce myself. I'm Ali, a single aristocrat.

Wang Ning: Older woman.

Brother Bing: Nice image. Why left?

Mary: Because I know I will have a wonderful encounter with Brother Bing.

Wang Ning: Oh, come on. She has dated more times than the Japanese Prime Minister.

Mary: Shut up, Wang Xiaoning. Brother Bing, come, come, sit down. Oh, Brother Bing, you are so handsome in person!

Private: Thank you. Thank you. It's a little crowded.

Mary: This sofa is too small. Brother Bing, how did you get into our business?

Soldier: Forget it. I promoted this new film, but I was photographed by paparazzi all the way. I hid in your place.

Mary: I tell you, what bothers me most is those paparazzi, who shoot and shoot when they have nothing to do, and their privacy is gone.

Private: That's right.

Mary: What the hell? Come on, soldier, let's take a picture. God, that's great, soldier! Why don't you take a break, Xiao Ning? Take care of Brother Bing for me, and I'll fix my makeup.

Wang Ning: Brother Bing.

Private: Hello, hello.

Wang Ning: My name is Wang. I came back from overseas.

Soldier: So, you are the returnee.

Wang Ning: Yes, I just returned to China and I'm not used to it.

Soldier: Then what are you doing abroad?

Wang Ning: I am abroad, usually just for leisure. Play ball or something.

Soldier: So do you like playing golf or billiards?

Wang Ning: Two-color ball.

Soldier: Lottery tickets are issued on the hour.

Wang Ning: Sometimes there will be scratch music.

Soldier: It's all right. I also like to pick that thing. We have the same hobbies.

Wang Ning: Yes, yes, Brother Bing. This is how we talked. Look, here's the thing. I have a girlfriend named Liu Xiaoyan. Her dream is to be an actress. You see, I know the rules in your circle, and Brother Bing definitely has a way of speaking. Can you arrange a role for my girlfriend?

Soldier: What's your girlfriend's image?

Wang Ning: Oh, that goes without saying. Definitely an otaku goddess.

I'll call it out to show you.

Private: OK, OK!

Wang Ning: Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan.

Ada: What do you mean? Don't you dare to call me one day

Wang Ning: No, I have a friend who came to see me. A big shot in our circle.

Ada: Ah! I know him, he is the most famous eunuch!

Wang Ning: Brother Bing, what a eunuch.

Ada: No, no, no, this must be a dream. I can't believe it.

Wang Ning: Ah, ah. Are you dreaming or not? Why are you pinching me?

Ada: Brother Bing.

Private: Hello, she is your girlfriend.

Wang Ning: Yes, my girlfriend.

Ada: Yes, for what? Brother Bing, I'm not his girlfriend. I haven't been in love.

Wang Ning: Brother Bing, my girlfriend is modest.

Private: Good image.

Wang Ning: No problem.

Soldier: Well, I'm going to have a movie next, in which there is a small character. I don't know if you like it or not.

Ada: I like Brother Bing. I like it. I'm willing to play anything. Any great man starts from a small role.

Wang Ning: Good point.

Private: Play a little girl whose wallet was stolen on the bus.

Wang Ning: Gee, she totally agrees. My girlfriend's biggest hobby is sitting on the bus and losing her wallet.

Soldier: Then your girlfriend's hobby is so special.

Wang Ning: Yes.

Yu Yang: Oh, mine, mine, mine, mine. Big news, come here, come here. Now it's going viral online. Brother Bing, the big shot, is having an affair with our sister Li. The photos are all out. Look at that.

Private: Hello!

Yu Yang: Brother Bing, no, brother-in-law.

Soldier: Who is your brother-in-law?

Yu Yang: You are not having an affair with Sister Li. Brother-in-law is good, brother-in-law is good.

Wang Ning: Face, face, face.

Yu Yang: I am your brother-in-law.

Wang Ning: Is what you just said true?

Yu Yang: Huh?

Wang Ning: Is what you just said true?

Yu Yang: What do you think? what do you think?

Yu Yang: You mean this Ali. After she took photos, she posted them online so that she could get fired.

Soldier: How can you not do this? How can you put a person's photo on the Internet?

Zhang Zidong: No, no, we are surrounded! There are three layers of reporters outside, but we have to say that Brother Bing is here. Isn't it just a soldier? Not Fan Bingbing.

Soldier: What the hell is this?

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, I can't believe my eyes. I want to compete again. No, we're surrounded! Outside the reporter, there are three floors outside, but we have to say that Fan Bingbing is here, not Fan Bingbing or Brother Bing.

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, take me into the show business, Brother Bing.

Soldier: I tell you, the entertainment circle is a mess. I was cornered by paparazzi.

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, I like playing hide-and-seek best. Can you see me?

Soldier: Come on, come on, young man. Come here. Let me tell you, where is his girlfriend? In my new play, she plays a little girl whose bag was stolen on the bus. Can you play the thief?

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, do you think my image suits me?

Soldier: I told you to play, but you really stole it. Well, then, you two do it and act it out. Come on, let me see.

Ada: Thank you, Brother Bing, for giving me this opportunity. Brother Bing, I'm ready. Brother Bing, I have got on the bus. Brother Bing's car is so shaky.

Private: OK, OK. This state is good. Good, good. Go on. Let's go All right.

Soldier: Stop it, brother. Are you asking for money? Can you act?

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, give me another chance. Give me one more chance. Thank you, soldier.

Ada: Brother Bing, I have got on the bus. Brother Bing's car is so shaky.

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing, how can she steal without a pocket? Oh, dear.

Wang Ning: Oh, stop acting. There are so many paparazzi outside.

Zhang Zidong: Just paparazzi. Leave it to me, soldier. Don't worry. Well, can I lend it to you?

Soldier: Where can I borrow it?

Zhang Zidong: I'll take it myself.

Private: OK.

Zhang Zidong: Come here, soldier. Come here, soldier. Listen, all of you. I have a big fat soldier. If you don't leave, I'll crush my face. Thank you all.

Yu Yang: Hey, hey, stop it, you two. You see, now someone is using Weibo to broadcast live, saying that Brother Bing negotiated with his rival for his lover Ali, and he was kidnapped as a result.

Mary: These people are so irresponsible. No, I'm going out to talk to them.

Yu Yang: Hey, wait a minute. Some people speculate that you are an executive of a Fortune 500 company with a net worth of over 100 million. Isn't that ridiculous?

Mary: Go your own way and let them talk.

Wang Ning: You help me protect Brother Bing. I'm going out to chat with them.

Mary: Brother Bing, look at my resume. Height and weight are up to you.

Soldier: I'm really sorry, but you're not in our new play.

Mary: Brother Bing, what are you thinking? Who is the actor? Being an actor is so vulgar.

Private: What the hell.

Mary: no, no, no, no. Brother Bing, don't be angry. I mean, listen, Brother Bing, since everything about us is circulating on the Internet, why don't we leave the slope and live together?

Soldier: Who was with the donkey?

Wang Ning: That's ridiculous. What qualities do you have?

Ada: What's the matter, Wang?

Wang Ning: I just want them to queue up and come in one by one, so that I can collect some admission fees. As a result, they asked me for money. Say something about promoting travel expenses. There is nothing like them. Tell me.

Yu Yang: It's good that you don't go out. Going out will cause trouble. Let's see how you write yours. Now there is new news on the Internet, saying that Brother Bing is fighting for love in a horizontal knife, his rival in love is a returnee, and his second uncle is abroad. Ask Brother Bing for a huge breakup fee.

Mary: Too many, Brother Bing. I guess I have to do it myself. Wait for me.

Private: pure men.

Yu Yang: She's still outside. Oh, my God, look at that. Someone conducted a human flesh search on Ali. Ali used to be a third-line actress. Later, she went to Wulihe Business School for further study and met a rich ex-husband. Together, they took the CET-4, studied hard and were inseparable, and finally got a marriage certificate.

Oh, really, where is Wulihe Business School? I want to sign up. I'll go.

Mary: You wait for me. Brother Bing, let me say something you don't like. What are your fans? Look at me.

Yu Yang: You see, now the video of Bing Ge's fans and Ali, the video of fighting, has been uploaded to the Internet, and they are all going to fight. Oh, my God. Many fans turned to support the relationship between Bing Ge and Ali, and another netizen said not to watch too much. He said that a woman who worked so hard for love was kicked by more than 200 fans and defended her great love with her flesh and blood. He supports you.

Mary: I just did what a woman should do.

Yu Yang: Now many netizens support Ali, saying that Brother Bing is strongly urged to marry Ali, and more than 200 weddings are willing to hold a century wedding for you for free.

Zhong (can't hear who is who): Get married, get married, get married!

Mary: Bing, do you like Chinese weddings or western weddings?

Soldier: I don't like either style. I'm leaving.

Mary: wait a minute, I haven't got the household registration book yet.

Soldier: What's with the hukou book?

Mary: Let's not get a license.

Soldier: Who got the license from you two?

Zhang Zidong: Brother Bing!

Soldier: What are you doing?

Zhang Zidong: I will leave my hair as a souvenir.

Soldier: Oh, me.

Wang Ning: Brother Bing, come to me next time.

Private: Please call me.

Wang Ning: I don't know your phone number.

Soldier: Then send me a message.

Wang Ning: Not Brother Bing. What about my girlfriend's role?

Ada: Hey, who is your girlfriend, Brother Bing?

Soldier: Oh, come on, I can't stand it. I have to go.

Ada: I want to shoot with you. Don't.

Yu Yang: Come here. The new news from netizens says that Brother Bing has been married for many years and has a daughter.

Mary: Who cares? He's married.

Yu Yang: No, no, no, no, don't make any noise. But the media suspected that you were his lover.

Ada: No, no, no. There are more and more media outside. They have stopped chasing their brother, and they appointed to interview Ali.

Zhong (can't hear who is who): Ali, you are angry. You are angry with Ali.

Mary: Am I angry now?

Zhang Zidong: Put it on. Put it on.

Mary: Don't let the paparazzi film you. Okay？

Yu Yang: Oh, my God!

Mary: OK.

Yu Yang: Great, great, great.

Zhang Zidong: Sister Li, please take me into the show business.

Ada: Sister Li, I'll be a maid by your side.

Yu Yang: Sister Li, I will hang out with you from now on.

Mary: OK, OK, OK, be a good boy ~ Sister Xinli, long live. (laughs. )

Zhang Zidong: By the way, let's talk to our dear fans, Sister Li.

Mary: In front of the camera. Hi, dear fans, hello, I'm Ali. Thanks for your support. I love you.

Zhang Zidong: OK, come to Sister Li's and I'll make you a covered spa.

Mary: OK.

Ada: Sister Li, be careful with your iced coffee.

Mary: OK.

Zhang Zidong: Hey, who's looking for Sister Li? Sister Li is doing a spa.

Wang Ning: Hello, I'm Sister Li's agent. Invite sister Li as a guest. Sister Li has no timetable now. Yes, Sister Li didn't have a timetable until she was eighty.

Mary: OK, OK, stop nagging. I'm hungry. Come on, let's go.

Wang Ning: Bake 600 kidneys for Sister Li right away. I want it raw. They are bloody.

Mary: Go, go.

Yu Yang: Don't go.

Mary: What's the matter?

Yu Yang: The subway is dirty.

Ada: Sister Li, be careful.

Zhang Zidong: Sister Li Lai, hold on and give everyone a smile.

Wang Ning: Sister Li is out. Let cumin be released immediately, immediately.