What embarrassing articles or jokes have you written?

Today is Mother's Day, I wish my mother good health! For mother's sake, for mother's sake, forget it Father! What a great word! For this old father who moved bricks! Apple 6 has come out. Sadly, in the map that comes with the Apple 6 mobile phone in the United States, Diaoyu Island was assigned to Japan. Please tell each other, don't buy any more Apple 6 smartphones, and don't do anything to make Americans laugh at us in China! Attention, everyone! I'm Zhang Jingcheng, the new chairman of Tencent. In order to thank qq users, as long as you send the message of five groups in a row, you will be promoted to level 4 in a row. Many people have tried it, and it really has 100q coins. There's no harm in it anyway. 10 seconds later, look at your avatar. CCTV's "Focus Interview" has been broadcast: The Japanese boycott of China is far more severe than we thought! 1 12 Canton Fair, 90% of Japanese enterprises refused to participate, and more than 60% of Japanese canceled their travel to China! All Japanese companies are not coming to the upcoming 80th Consumer Electronics Show! Japanese-funded enterprises in Guangzhou continue to withdraw funds! Of the 65.438+0.3 billion Japanese, less than 65.438+0 billion actually boycotted Japanese goods, 200 million Japanese, and 60% boycotted China! Don't let people say that we are fragmented! Copy six copies and throw them out to let more people know the seriousness of the truth! If you see this message, no matter how busy, please forward it. Don't come to the domestic mobile phone, you can't copy it if you come.

Turn this koi fish away and add 20 points to all exams! Super accurate! Super accurate! Super accurate! Look, if you don't turn around, you're all dead! Avril Ramona Lavigne said, I smoke, drink and get tattoos, but I am a good girl. The real bitch pretends to be pure and loves to wear pink clothes. Only women know who a bitch is. Turn around for the old man! The old man worked hard all his life, but finally he was bullied by his wife! I am so angry! Must turn! If you think your space is dirty, you can't turn around. Shocked! ! ! ! Diabetes has been eliminated! ! ! Prepare papaya seeds, plums and pork bones, and take them in two bowls, one at noon and one at night, for 20 times. Most patients' blood sugar and urine values return to normal, and they can be cured without recurrence if they continue to take it. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man to defeat the enemy without fighting; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs climb trees! Forward this female ghost, she will go to your deskmate's house tonight, not forward it to your house! The day does not understand the darkness of the night, and the night does not understand the beauty of the day. Rainy days don't understand the warmth of sunny days, and sunny days don't understand the sadness of rain. Men don't understand women's sufferings, and women don't understand men's tiredness. The thin man will never understand the sadness of the fat man standing on the scale, and the fat man will never understand the desolation when the thin man is easily pushed down. You break my sister's wings, and I will destroy your whole heaven! There are girls to turn! Girls are like moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival. After fifteen nights, they are worthless!