20 funny copywriting mood copywriting

1. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. When I grew up, I knew it was Banlangen.

2. Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, air conditioners, WiFi watermelons, and Ge You sofas. I will put them aside at sunset.

You still have to dream, or you will talk to others when you are drunk one day.

4. Senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

Salary is like a cycle, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

6. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

7. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead.

8. In this fickle era, the best way to make others remember you is to owe others money instead of paying them back.

9. People say that I have a bad temper, like joking, good-looking face and good temper. It doesn't matter.

10. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator.

1 1. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. I can't get out of bed when I go in.

12. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily on the Internet don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send emoticons face to face.

13. Do you think a person who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely for borrowing money.

14. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

15. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay.

16. The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

17. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, with heavy dark circles and poor skin.

18. Now I don't even want to set the password for my bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

19. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

20. As long as the courier is still on the way, I think there is still a little hope in this life.