A short humorous joke on Tanabata

The annual Qixi Valentine's Day is coming, and we in China have a special ability, that is, we can turn every festival into a Valentine's Day or a food festival, so those who have lovers will celebrate Valentine's Day, and those who have no lovers will celebrate it as a food festival and go out for a good meal. The following is a short Tanabata humorous joke I compiled. Welcome to read!

Short Tanabata humorous joke 1 1 Please marry me! You will be the second happiest person in the world, because you married me and I will be the first happiest person in the world.

2, the sea is not dry, the stone is not rotten, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

3. Under the same sky of fate, you left me. You once said, I hope that when you and I are gray, we will still walk hand in hand in the sunset, begging me never to …

A few years ago, I prayed to God for my happiness. Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it. I love you!

5. It's easy to miss someone! It's hard to love someone! Falling in love with someone you miss is even harder!

6. Under the moon, the old man's brain is active, and the Qixi gift has specially added new fashion elements to make China girls smarter!

7. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

8. Your hesitation period is over, don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

10, I suddenly understood that a woman's Excellence does not lie in her appearance, money and social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

1 1, I have never forgotten the past, just buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When night comes, they will rush out.

12, my girlfriend asked me, how to spend Tanabata? I'm playing dumb. Tanabata? Do you want to eat zongzi? She laughed at me. What kind of zongzi did she eat? ! How about eating moon cakes?

13. One day, the cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we couldn't meet because the magpie was in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so send a text message!

14, Tanabata is the most depressing. What is this? When the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year, the Weaver Girl has her period.

15, if you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bicycle.

Short Tanabata humorous joke 2 Tanabata Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can go to a party and enjoy the carnival of a group of people.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can do the most boring things online and then sleep quietly.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, go to a nearby coffee shop, have a cappuccino and savor your first love.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, please put on light makeup for yourself, and life goes on. Tanabata SMS

On Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you will be happy. Next Tanabata, or the next Tanabata, you may not be lonely.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can do something you never dared to do and give yourself a chance to be crazy.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, if the sun shines where you live, then go to see the sunset and feel the end of your life.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can listen to a kind of music and hear your ears tingle.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can take a short trip and meet the next beautiful one.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can play games at home or in an Internet cafe all day, no matter what day it is today.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, you can make a cup of light green tea and use your own kind of music to rest your heart.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, please change your bedroom into a bunch of flowers and spray some faint perfume.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can go to a lively bar, sit at the bar and have a glass of wine with ice.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, if you are at work, then forget this day and give yourself a good mood.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can ask Du Lala to help those who betray you.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can sit at a restless intersection, watch happy couples walk through the street and silently bless them.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a set meal for couples and eat it all by yourself.

On Valentine's Day on Qixi, if you live alone, if you have someone you love, then confess to ta!

If you spend Valentine's Day alone, please buy yourself a bouquet of roses, preferably from princesa.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, turn off your cell phone, cut off the internet, think about how to go in the future and strive for a brilliant tomorrow for yourself.

On Valentine's Day, if you are alone, please go out with a smile. Maybe a ta will fall in love with your smile.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, ask a single friend to go to karaoke.

If you spend Valentine's Day alone, buy some gifts for your parents and secretly tell them that they bought them specially for each other.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can write yourself a love letter and tell yourself to love yourself.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, you can buy a pair of lovers' rings, one in your left hand and the other in your right hand.

On Valentine's Day on Qixi Festival, when I spend it alone, I go to the mall to buy things I don't want to buy. Without love, it is not bad to give yourself material rewards!

On Valentine's Day on Qixi, if you live alone and meet your former ta in the street, please take the initiative to say happy holidays to ta.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can go to the library to read books for a day and improve yourself.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can change your hairstyle and give yourself a new start.

If you spend Valentine's Day alone, please say a happy holiday to yourself when you open your eyes in the morning.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can put a coin in the wishing pool in the park.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can watch a romantic idol drama at home and secretly think about what the future ta will look like.

On Valentine's Day, if you live alone, you can stay at home and cook a delicious meal.

On Valentine's Day on Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can go to the cinema to watch a horror film without thinking about anything you should forget.

On Valentine's Day, if you spend it alone, if it rains there, take a shower, even if you catch a cold.

Short Tanabata humor joke 3 1, I believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will last forever. I won't leave you any more than the moon will leave the earth.

2. I give up wandering and take root only for your people. Every smile, every look makes me disappear. Your face is as sweet as wine, and wine smells better. Let's be each other's bond and never be lonely again. My favorite person, I wish you a happy Tanabata!

3. The light rain on Tanabata tells you the secret of love; The sweetness of the magpie bridge is to stop the invasion of troubles; The beauty of the Milky Way lies in singing romantic dance music; A short message is the transmission of marital happiness; May you meet the right person and love will be happy. Happy tanabata!

4, meet each other, mouth like a crescent moon; Parting, tears all over the sky; Walking in opposite directions, two hearts are connected by a galaxy; Together, no regrets; Don't ask magpies to bridge the gap, but ask the old man to pull strings; Don't ask for the sea to dry up and the rocks to rot, just ask for companionship in the morning and evening; Tanabata is here. May you be happy forever. May my dream come true as soon as possible.

5, don't let love become a regret, choose to love, don't give up because of the wind and rain; The road is always bumpy, and the smooth road will lose the meaning of life; Love is the same, because it hurts more and I don't want you to go. It's Tanabata, fly from the bridge, and I'll wait for you at the old place!

6. On Tanabata night, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet at the Magpie Bridge. The Weaver Girl asked: Dear! Why do we only meet once a year? Niu Langjia: Dear! The bridge built by those birds is not strong and will collapse soon!

July 7th is Tanabata. Before the festival, prepare a gift. 7-up gift package for you: turn troubles into happiness, smell it, and you will be happy. Welcome to the door, happy, happy, surprise, congratulations and happiness! May you be happy every day!

8. Cowherd watches Tanabata all year round, Weaver girl daydreams about Tanabata all year round, magpies fly happily on Tanabata, the Milky Way flows affectionately on Tanabata, and a beautiful example of love is Tanabata. I wish you happiness.

9. Love is an illusion. When you sleep, your sweet smile will always appear in your dream. Open your eyes and your beautiful image comes to mind. If one day, the illusion becomes a reality, I will love you all my life!

10, Tanabata, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl finally met. Cowherd: Dear, I miss you! Weaver nu way: It's been a year, can't you talk to me more? Cowherd: Dear, I haven't seen you for a year, but I still miss you!

1 1, the Tanabata drama is about to be staged, the magpie bridge has been built, accompanied by the cowherd and the weaver girl, but your figure is gone? The theme of love has been determined, and the thoughts have been sent out. Take the mobile phone screen as the stage and talk about acacia with the grape trellis.

12, flying in the clouds, sleeping with the moon, naughty stars, indulging in love; Wrong constellation, full of milky way water, magpies bridge the party, meet for love. May your love be as sweet as honey on Valentine's Day!

13, our online dating starts today! Really sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Tanabata.

14, if the meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl needs the help of the Magpie Bridge, then we just need to call, dear, let's meet tonight!

15, if the stars can read the heart at the moment, if the moon can understand the feeling at the moment ... May all lovers get married!

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