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Anhui Chaohu inaction words compiled by SMS! ! Come on! !
One, single choice, choose the correct answer (*** 10 questions, 2 points for each question, 20 points)
1, M: I told you to put boiling water in the water. Why don't you put it in?
Woman: Yes.
The man said, "Are you faking it?" What do you mean?
When did you install it? Where are you pretending to be? C, is it installed? D do you want to pretend?
2. Which of the following words of inaction is not swearing?
A, your soup! B, I knew at first sight that you were trying your best! C, I hope you are safe and not fooled ~D, you really can't live in Ding Long!
M: (Mandarin) When did you come to Hefei?
Woman: (Inaction) Fuck!
What does this lady mean by "grass"?
A, yesterday B, just arrived in C, the day before yesterday D, a long time ago.
4. What do you mean by "six sons" in inaction?
A, sesame b, corn c, sugarcane d, sweet potato
5. "Look at you, you set the table seven times in seven meals! I really want to leave you a country?
Q: What do you mean by "keeping children for our country"?
A, kick you out b, scold you c, criticize you d, and beat you.
6.m: (Mandarin) What about the leftover bread last night?
Woman: (doing nothing) in Galen.
What does this lady mean by "shielding the waves"?
A, bowl B, pot C, cupboard D, I don't know.
7. "You still play with mud when you are a sophomore. Are you really crazy?
What is the closest meaning to "you are really obsessed with success"?
You really look like an idiot. B, you have no ambition at all. C, your parents raised you for nothing. D, you can't be so persistent
8. M: (Mandarin) Cool, cool, won the lottery!
Woman: (inaction) Bessie Bessie! Don't you know that you are afraid of others?
What does this lady mean by "Bessie Bessie"?
A, don't talk B, thank goodness C, I don't believe D, say it again.
9. Which of the following words of inaction is not a title for women?
A, semi-labor B, Xiaoyao C, milkman D, Gali
10, child: (Nothing to say) Grandma, why is it so expensive to be a son at Garmen Gate?
Mom: (inaction) Then how do I know ~
What does the child mean by Hafanzi?
Building A and B, mound C, downhill D, telephone pole
Second, reading comprehension (5 questions, 4 points for one question, 20 points)
In the new year, we are really lucky. I will win playing mahjong in Gali during the Spring Festival. In the morning, I fought with several people at the gate of cause and effect, and I didn't know what to do all day.
On the ground, grab the cards and worship. Draw cards several times and listen to them. Honey, all the grass is the same color, the back of the bar is blooming, and the fourth head is stuck ... all of it.
Work for me. Several of them were in a hurry to make a ladle, and a boat looked at me and asked me if I was burning incense in Gali. Mom, come on, I'm a freshman.
Do you still believe in Ness? I called again in the afternoon, playing 12 laps. I won alone, and they didn't do two things. I went to Hong Kong, and I worshipped wise men in Gali.
Bodhisattva. If you don't do it, you won't be satisfied. Which one is afraid of which?
Rough two, but a few people are eager to mention their ambitions and come to me. If I fight one day, I will win again and win again, all over the place.
1. As can be seen from the article, who is the author playing mahjong with?
A, parents B, brothers and sisters C, classmates D, neighbors
2. What do you mean by "they are just a few people who are determined to make ladle"?
A, they are angry B, they admire C, they are surprised D, they look down on me.
The next day, why did those people come to play mahjong again?
A, because mahjong is very addictive. They want to play mahjong. They also burn incense at home. D, they are confident that they can win.
4. Through the passage, what is the mahjong term "the fourth number one card"?
A, He Zhang Jue B, Heidi Laoyue C, Dark Rod D, Thirteen Orphans
5. Which of the following statements is correct?
A, the author won because of his high mahjong skills. B, in fact, the author didn't burn incense and worship Buddha at home at all.
C, the author cares about those who "don't do it". D, the author won more the next day.
Three. Translation (60 points)
Part A (30 points) translates the following Mandarin into inaction.
1. Whenever I walk in front of a stranger, my first sight always stays on his clothes, such as whether the button is buttoned.
Nowadays, the employment situation is grim, and it is difficult for college graduates to find a market, so many people choose to continue their graduate studies.
You eat well, wear well and use famous brands. How can you have so many sources of income?
4. Actually, I am also in pain. You only see the bright smile on my face. Have you ever thought about my inner bitterness?
I came to see you off without washing my face or brushing my teeth in the morning. You still say it's bad for me. Do you have a conscience?
I came up as soon as I saw you angry. Not enough, but more than enough! !
Part B (30 points) translates the following inaction into Mandarin.
1, my mother is here, how can I make all kinds of appearances?
2. According to Hong Kong, you have to build two buildings every year, and each building is a ground?
3, how come I am soft and proud when I worship, and I am very angry ~
4. Do you think Zhi Zhi is a TV series? Look at all this, just like a dead soul, look at this boring life!
I really owe you two a favor, or I won't be able to come to Gao and have dinner in my restaurant at night.
6. Is the test paper difficult? Are you successful in the same boat? Take risks, study and do nothing!
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