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Long-form black copywriting

Long-form black copywriting (selected 78 sentences) 1. You have fallen out of love more times than Chinese football has failed. 2. The power of love is so big that it can make people forget everything, but it is so small that it cannot contain even a grain of jealous sand. 3. When you talk sincerely to others, you should also think about how big your face is. Others will think you are being mean. Anyway, I don’t want to be mean. 4. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting. When a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction. Men and women cheating on each other is called love. 5. Don’t think you are really ugly only when you find yourself ugly. 6. If you believe in Jesus, you will become a god after death; if you believe in Tathagata, you will become a Buddha after death; if you believe in Brother Chun, you will be resurrected in full condition after death. 7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually. 8. Don’t put your name on your lips. We already know it’s you. 9. In fact, if we don’t act mean, the world is quite beautiful. 10. Even if you already have someone else, it doesn’t stop me from fighting for the person of my dreams. 11. Just believe what I say, you have a low IQ! 12. Some people are so mean, so mean that I may never be able to live without them in this life. 13. Suddenly, for a moment, I felt dispensable. 14. Who will still be there waiting for you after time has passed? 15. That was the only time you let me go, and you let me go for the rest of my life. 16. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall. 17. My wish is to sleep until I am a child. 18. In this society, there is no such thing as pure or impure, only mean or mean. 19. I don’t understand friends or besties. I only know that the person I identify with is my heart. 20. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and want to equip it with a computer. What do you think it’s missing? 21. My computer is so pure that it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics. 22. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore. 23. If I give you a sword god, you won’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t do it. You must cry and ask me to give you a sword man. 24. When I give birth to a son, I want to name him “So Handsome.” Then when people see me, they will say: “What a handsome dad!” ? 25. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple? 26. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago. 27. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind? 28. When I love you, whatever you say will be whatever you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you. 29. Everyone says that I am very obedient, but in fact I only listen to myself? 30. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest because they are together. 31. The third number is just the remainder in division. What qualifications do you have to be the original wife? 32. Please don’t call me a homebody, please call me a closed home; please don’t call me a homebody, please call me Marie Curie. 33. You are like a baby who only comes to me when you are hurt. 34. I want to say: I love you. I don’t want to say: I can’t bear it. 35. Unable to let go of the arrogant attitude, the humble love flows away quietly. 36. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first. 37. Actually I don’t want to leave, but actually I want to stay. 38. My leaving is the greatest happiness to you, and my leaving is the greatest sorrow to me. 39. Being mean is a manifestation of my deep love for you, and being free and easy is a disguise for my own sadness. 40. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because the sutras he recites are so nice? 41. The feelings you exchanged for your humbleness are not love, they are called pity. 42. Men’s hands are not used for washing clothes, but for hugging women. 43. Besides, I love you, maybe the rain will not stop? 44. Because I was too heartfelt before, so now I am heartless. 45. Go your own way. Let cats and dogs talk. 46. ??Which drama school did you come from? 47. It turns out that love has never left, but I remember it and you forgot it. 48. For you, I will break through the world of mortals and sing to the end of the world. 49. The silent memorial to you comes to an end, and my rituals and music are reborn. 50. My tears flowed down. After irrigating the soft grass below, I wonder if a field of memories and sorrow will bloom in the coming year. 51. Bitter taste, swallow with tears, neither bitter nor sweet, colorless and tasteless, intriguing, tears streaming down your face. 52. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock. 53. You never know how much I love you, just like you don’t know how dark the night is. 54. In the loneliness of the night, your sweet words vaguely remain in my ears. 55. In today’s world where prices are rising, some people are getting cheaper.

56. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 57. There is an emotion called: anonymous sadness. 58. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap. 59. The maple leaves falling on my toes make me want to cry. Let me cry happily. The remaining leaves fall off, and the fate is over. 60. A mean girl is hypocritical, a mean man is sentimental. 61. If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you. 62. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones. 63. People are mean. They treat themselves well and don’t see them, but they treat themselves ruthlessly but they always miss them. 64. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about, just obey on the surface and resist secretly. 65. For the last time, after all, the ending obtained by being cheap will never be a fairy tale. 66. A woman who never forgets is the most mean person. 67. If a man loves you, he will understand you. On the contrary, he will waste you as much as he wants. 68. Wealth and honor cannot lead to adultery, poverty and lowliness cannot move, and power cannot bend. 69. It’s not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it’s your fault that you want to study in college! 70. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV? 71. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us feel bad for him for many years. 72. You have the right to be mean, and Zhezhe has the strength to make you lie down. 73. When I see that bitch, I feel more confused than visiting a grave. Why are you still alive when so many people are dead? 74. I want to tell you that missing someone after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called shame. 75. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person. 76. In a word, don’t be cheap. Once or twice is enough. If you do more, the price will drop. 77. Only in the moment of tearing can its unforgettable beauty be revealed. 78. If you insist on conquering others when you see them not pulling you, that is not called having the talent, it is called being a bitch.