Ask for funny text messages.

1, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, trained talents, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read text messages.

2. Dear users, due to too many short messages on your mobile phone, the server system crashed, so you were suspended from using the short message function for several hours.

3. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, you deserve it!

I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night, so I can't afford to pay and buy white flour. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: that was the primary stage of socialism. Look back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are terrible!

6. Jade Emperor: Now the Heaven will hear the case of Erlang God's roaring dog QQ Chang 'e Jade Rabbit and call the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages!

7. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

8. Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

9. Looking for inspiration, I am tattered, my eyes are dull, I have no food for three meals, my limbs are weak, I have no voice, I have no god, my seven holes are bleeding, I have a very gossip, and I have a narrow escape, much like you.

10, the pig is very powerful. Sleep until ten o'clock every day and see the bottom of every five bowls. No one can match the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

1 1, what I have been worried about has finally happened. Although I trust you so much, and you always say that it has nothing to do with you, why is the puppy born by my bitch more and more like you? You must admit that you made a mistake!

12, I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to express. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, boss, cut that pig head in half for me.

13, I sent a short message to the caterpillar, she read it, did it, turned into a butterfly and flew away; You want it too. I'll send it to you as it is, but how can you become a fly and fly not far away? !