There are some April Fool's Day pranks, the more the better.

1. Are you lonely? If so, you can buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When people ask you what you are doing, you can say, I have a seizure.

2. The sun comes out to climb the pole and climb the pole to take out the mobile phone. Suddenly there was electricity, and there was a text message: "Fool, don't play with your mobile phone, I'll electrocute you next time."

Now please touch your face and smile in the mirror. If your skin color is pink and the fluff on your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, our lecture on raising pigs is over!

4. Warning: Your mobile phone is about to explode due to severe internal changes caused by overload. After reading this tip, please put it in an empty place immediately. ...

I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

7. Notice of transfer: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required, please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

8. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

9. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

10. I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

1 1. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day of 1, we provide a quick wisdom book as long as you keep reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times.

12. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

13. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

14. It is just a gust of wind, but it is so eternal. It was just a dream, but it was so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Looking from the face, the screen shows 5 yuan, pig head!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are indifferent to people; So we respectfully call you "Yokai Neishuang"!

Do n't move Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

Urgent reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Do you know why you and I are meant to be in this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time and left your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.

Dreaming of God, he said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted to make this look good. He thought deeply and said, take the globe and I'll look at it again!

When I wake up, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside me, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky that I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, fools read text messages.

When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. Pigs run very slowly. The horse shouted, "Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here.

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

Brainstorm: A pig was killed by a car while crossing the road. Why? I'm telling you, pigs don't turn sharply.

Good horse, it has four legs, the sea is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning!

Because you have used short messages many times, this short message center decided to reward you with a free short message. You've seen it. Are you satisfied?

The May Day holiday is coming. For the sake of the city's appearance, please stay at home during the holidays and don't go out to scare others.

It looks more like a pig with a big head and a thick neck. You, the one who is reading the text message.

Every minute, every day is rising. If you can repeat 2 and 5 17 times in ten seconds at 8: 00 every morning, you won't catch a cold. (You try)

I got a message that someone seems to be ashamed of himself. Unfortunately for you, all the people who can receive this message are parallel mobile phones. If you use it for a long time and the consequences are unimaginable, please replace it immediately.

What happened today? Warnings have been received one after another: your mobile phone is about to explode due to overload. Please read this tip and throw it into an empty place immediately. Look at the calendar again.

A group of plainclothes appeared again today. Close your eyes and accept the warning: your mobile phone is about to be detonated by hackers invading the signal system. Please remove the battery of your mobile phone immediately and throw it five meters away. Remember!

After a period of statistics, I got the following information: due to indigestion of your mobile phone, the mobile company will cancel your right to use it. Please contact WC to ensure the normal use of your mobile phone.

Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

3 15 anti-counterfeiting is coming again. Are you ready? Hello, user: Because you often drool on your mobile phone, I suggest you go to the hospital for surgery to sew your mouth to death.

Due to a large number of complaints received recently, it is suspected that your line is out of order. Please call 186 1 and say loudly: Kao. Thank you for your cooperation in order to determine the fault.

Bill Gates said: In the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will be e-commerce. Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song. Forget it. Haha, at least you!

Hegel said: The moon was created with the earth. Idealism says, "I say you are a pig, and you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word, you are a pig.

Do you know what day it is today? Look at mobile phone text messages. Weather forecast: It will rain in most parts of North China during the day tomorrow, and mobile phones, computers, dollars and other currencies will fall with the rain through satellite detection. Please be prepared to get rich!

According to the survey statistics, in 2007, a group of new human beings appeared, including four idiots: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones!

Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, from the moment on, the switch will automatically start timing and continuously report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the mobile phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time.

Information on major cases in the market is scattered, and experts from the Municipal Safety Supervision Bureau cracked a major mobile phone smuggling case. Your mobile phone is one of the names involved. Please bring your ID card and mobile phone invoice to our bureau for investigation immediately.

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember.

I'm going to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed!

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

The wind has been very tight recently, and the original bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the suspicion of the police. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember!

Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 1 000 yuan. Please take a pistol to any bank to collect it. Password: Don't move.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on, and those who remain monogamous two weeks later will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years, and will be heavily fined.

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Tips for toll-free calls: When a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring, and then press Shut Down. At this time, the call is free.

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot went home and knocked at the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, I can know you for three years and I can cherish you for ten years. For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity.