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At the moment of opening the message, if you open it with your right thumb, then you are a pig. Don't try to move your fingers, you stupid pig!

You want to ask who I am? I tell you: I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, whoever dares to touch my soy sauce, I am his ancestor. I walked south, crossed north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Climb the mountain and kill the tiger. Linkton is often used to dance on the 250-meter pyramid. Jesus played drums on his head and fed the Buddha to the tiger.

Is there anything sad? Say it to make everyone happy? ~

You are not a vip, or even an ip, because you are just a P!

When we are rich, we will buy two lollipops, one for you and the other for you. . .

White rabbit, clean in vain, has been fiddling with drugs in Yaotai for thousands of years; Today, I saw lanterns hanging on the earth, carrying their owners to the earth, eating Yuanxiao and going to the Lantern Festival. The lively scene made him drunk, and jiaozi was really delicious, not because I was sorry for his stomach. Remember to eat!

Your mother hag has a big red flower on her ass; Your father Spider-Man takes you to climb the wall all day.

Rich people buy four generations of apples, and poor people buy four bags of apples (such as you).

Landlord, is that enough?