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The most shocking birthday wish?
I don't answer your phone, I don't talk to you, I don't hug you, I don't look at you when I stand in front of you, I don't kiss you when I lean on my chest. Actually, what I want to do is.
Without me by your side, you should wear warm clothes when it is cold, eat when you are hungry, and have a good dream when you sleep. I am the only one in the dream, so I want nothing more!
Your beauty can only be described by plants. Face is melon seeds, waist is willow, eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.
I am poor, but I will always love you; I am crazy, but I will be crazy for you; I am ugly, but I will give you the most beautiful gentleness! Don't say I use your crooked brain every day. If the earth does not turn to the side of the sun, how can we have spring?
Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? Tell me if you really miss me. I won't stop you from thinking about me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.
Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.
Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking you are family, not seeing you is half-hearted, and seeing you is single-minded. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories!
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the warm haystack and bite your ear tightly. ...
Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand; 1 yuan romance, I can call and care about you next to the deserted public phone booth; 1Romance in 0 yuan, I can buy a popsicle to cool you off in hot summer; 100 yuan romance, I can buy a copy of Kanto to warm your palm on a cold night; Romantic 1000 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy clothes you like; 10000 yuan romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy voice and stereo.
Feeling for you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate it several times, and it will remain the same ... you can also integrate it if you want, but there will be an extra constant, which is equal to-I love you.
Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...
Marinate/air-dry/drink your shadow when you are old.
I-inject dedication l-loyalty o-observe intention v-be brave e-enjoy joy y-be willing o-obligation u-harmony. Therefore, love is dedication, loyalty, sincerity, courage, joy, willingness, responsibility and harmony.
Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will drop by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.
I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!
I filled my room with 98 flowers, so I carved my heart on the last flower. I prayed silently that people who read text messages would be happier than me.
Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!
The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; Success or failure is at stake, life is heroic, just start all over again. Friend, come on!
At this moment, let this short message bring my sincere blessing, embellish your sweet dreams and cover your side. May your life be colorful.
I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.
The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feelings. If someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I want to be such a person. Will you accept me?
I don't know how long my life is, how much fate no one knows, and it doesn't matter how far this road is, as long as our hearts depend on it, no matter how far.
I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
A person is sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, writing a lovesick letter, every lovesick word and every lovesick tear. I miss all of you, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and loving you is true!
Everything is in the past, only your position in my heart remains unchanged. Although I don't know what to call you, I know I can't do it without you! I love you!
Looking forward to every starry sky. But the appearance of this scene is an illusion. Every day, I am haggard. This irretrievable point should be a moving day, a moving day, and a moving day!
I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel down to you, but the ring is still in the safe, so I have to send a message to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.
You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison and refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
Rain today, rain yesterday, rain the day before yesterday, heavy rain, moderate rain, light rain, silk rain ... I miss you today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, a little bit, a little bit. ...
Sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the peak of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry?
If you love me, please read this message. Since you read this message, I know you love me!
Picking up the phone countless times, wasting calling cards countless times. Why do I always call? Because I love you.
I am the oak tree in front of your window, the book you read when you shed tears for the first time, the candle you watch in the spring night, and the beautiful clothes you put on in autumn.
Meeting you is the luck of my life; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Losing you is my lifelong regret; Without you, I can't feel the shock inside.
If you are chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.
I hope all the girls in the world will become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the girls in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere! No matter the ends of the earth, spring, summer, autumn and winter, I miss you every day!
When I have you, everything is centered on you; Without you, everything misses you, and everything seems to have no center, flying around like a headless fly; I really want to tell you that I need you and I need your center.
Love needs to accumulate bit by bit; Love needs to be maintained all the time! I will use time to accumulate my love for you, promise to fulfill my love for you, and turn eternity into our perfect love!
Miss you, I really want to learn from the little dragon girl's peerless lightness skill, so let me always follow you; I want to travel thousands of miles like Master Yi Deng to let you know that I am thinking of you. I really want to have a statue of Yang Guo, so that it can take me to see you at any time. ...
Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable
I never know what you are thinking and what you want; You never tell me what you think or want. In fact, I really want to know, do you have me in your cold eyes?
You have no idea how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me.
I dreamed that we were old, I became a bad old man, and you became an old woman, but we still loved each other. Our shriveled bodies can still hug, our toothless mouths can still kiss, and if we are far away, we can still send text messages!
Where I can see you, my eyes are with you; My heart is with you where I can't see you.
Excuse me, who is knowledgeable to help me explain what love is? Although I can't say it clearly, I can feel that love is just like what I am doing to you now? Do you feel it?
Vow: We should miss every day, but don't meet each other every day! I am responsible for beauty, and you are responsible for making money! You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... rat poison to cook noodles.
Occasionally, a meteor flies in the air, and many people will make a wish for it, so that everyone's wishes will come true. If it were me, I would make the most important wish in my life.
The world is very big, and all my eyes are on you; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you. The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is too bad for me to hug you. The world is wonderful, seeing you every day; The world is helpless and misses you every day!
True feelings are fertile soil, and thoughts are seeds. You should irrigate and fertilize her, understanding that it is sunshine and rain, and it is hard to care for her. In the harvest season, you will definitely taste the sweetness! This is my experience and understanding of love!
How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if only memories are left, until one day you and I get old and memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly: if you forget, you are sleeping, if you remember, you will smile!
How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!
Can you really find someone who really loves you in this life? I don't know. I only know that there is a mirror in front of me, which clearly reflects your appearance.
It was an accident or a miracle that brought you into my life. With that tender love, you will write a poem that will never fade.
In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me.
Angry at you, only a little; Love your heart, there is still some left; You are as beautiful as you are in reality; I miss you, waiting forever! Hi! Do you miss me?
If you are the ship in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming beaches.
The greatest happiness in my life is that I can hold you to sleep every night and wake up every morning.
Gently lift your face, dry your tears, look deep into your eyes and tell you that you are no longer alone; Hold your face gently, without too many words; I deeply wish you happiness!
It's windy and rainy outside, and there are people in the house. This is how I love you. I hope red roses bloom for you every night!
My heart is unknown to you, so my love is wonderful because of you. I just want to say to you: as long as you are willing, I will care for you with the love of my life!
Although I know that acacia in the distance is very bitter, I still choose acacia; Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait forever …
How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!
How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if only memories are left, until one day you and I get old and memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly that forgetting is sleeping, and remembering is smiling.
It is a kind of pain to love you, but not to be with you forever; Waiting for you, but not knowing the ending, is a kind of helplessness; I hope to have you at this moment and you in this life.
Love, originally wine, is drunk; Miss, it turned out to be the sea, which easily drowned me; You, originally a flower, have already quietly opened in my heart.
In the faint twilight, you will set foot on your way home. I wonder if you had a good day. There is a heart stationed for you in a distant corner, thinking about it. Don't deliberately, because the wind just past is my tenderness!
Fate, let me meet you, feelings make me like you. Time, let me love you. Miss, let me remember you. Heartache reminds me of you. In my heart, everything is you. It's just that I don't have you around!
Because of you, I am happy; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I have no regrets in my life.
There is a road that I will always remember, and it is hard to forget when I understand it. There is always a distance that people can't reach, and there is always one person that I will never give up, and that is you, because I love you!
I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days and no layoffs. I work 24 hours a day, which is my favorite job, and that is-I miss you!
Love grows my roots, love flows my soul, and love songs echo my voice ... I am a person who lives on you, and I will have sex with your god in my next life, and life and death will be accompanied by two hundred springs.
The moment I turned my head and left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, making me suddenly understand how much I love you.
Miss you, miss you, just like a mouse loves rice. In order to love you forever, it scrimps and saves every day and finally saves enough food. Every grain loves you. May you become more and more beautiful and never give up!
You once told me with a smile that when you love someone to the bone, it is the ultimate love. I laughed, too. In fact, my love for you has spread to every cell in my body, which is the critical point of my love. Do you feel it?
Love in this era is like 52-degree white wine. If you drink too much, you will get drunk and hurt your stomach. Most of them are awake counting scars. Love in previous years, such as pure water, has no strong color, but drinking it will quench your thirst and nourish your soul. ....
I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!
There is a kind of happiness called dullness, a kind of happiness called staying together, and a kind of missing is my eternal concern for you. No matter what kind of life, you will always be my favorite.
It rains because the clouds cry, the flowers bloom because the wind laughs, it snows because the sun sleeps, the moon is round because the stars are drunk, I send you a text message because I miss you, and I smile because you understand my heart.
How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!
The world is very big, and all my eyes are on you; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you. The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is too bad for me to hug you. The world is wonderful, seeing you every day; The world is helpless and misses you every day!
I think you are just a mobile phone, and you can stick to my face every time you make a phone call. I think you are a watch. You can read it at least ten times a day. Honey, I miss you!
Since I met you, fatigue, hard work, tension and depression have all left me. In exchange for deep thoughts of you, in exchange for endless love for you, as well as sweet restlessness and beautiful restlessness.
If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? Every thought is about you. I miss you so much. How could I be upset if I didn't miss you? I miss you so much every inexplicable day.
Sometimes I believe that everything has an end, and there are times when we get together and leave, and nothing is eternal; But sometimes, I would rather stay than let go. When the scenery is clear, maybe you will accompany me to see red beans.
There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing.
The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.
Dear, because I have held your hand, I want to hold your hand and give you happiness forever!
The greatest happiness in my life is that I can gently hold you to sleep every night and wake you up every morning!
My love is like the stars in the sky, countless; My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; I am like a beggar to you, leave a little affection and fly away. Excuse me: how much love!
The distance is short when the heart is near! If love is made of honey, then bitter sea water is sweet! If I send you a text message, it will be fun if I am bored today!
The left hand is engraved with me, and the right hand is engraved with you. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are in harmony, everyone will see-I love you.
Let the stars turn into my eyes, care for you all night, let the breeze turn into my smile, soothe your restless heart, let all the beauty turn into my blessing and accompany you forever!
Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, life is full of smiles, because of you, my world is brilliant!
Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness, so I think I am happy! Because I can meet you and have a soul mate with you.
I fell in love with you at first sight, bid farewell to your infatuation, and worked hard for you all day to win your heart; They are sincere and happy forever if they take great pains, think hard, pay sincerity and win sincerity.
If the world has only 10 minutes left, I will recall the ups and downs with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you affectionately; If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times.
I wonder how long a meteor can fly and whether it is worth pursuing. I don't know how long the cherry blossoms will last, and whether it is worth waiting for; But I know that our love can always be as beautiful as fireworks and stars, and it is worth keeping for a lifetime.
Thank you really, thank God for letting me know you ~ ~ ~ If today is not a special festival, then maybe I will never dare to say it. If you are surprised to see it, consider it a joke. Spring is coming, let's go to see peach blossoms, shall we?
The hardest thing to find in the world is love, human feelings, friendship, affection, true feelings, and your tenderness ... you are all to me. Suffering for you, busy for your life, I have no hesitation, these are my sweetness and happiness!
Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care is not connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!
Maybe the ending without ending is the best ending ... I will cherish this ending all my life because you gave me a "good mood"!
May you have: the songs in spring are cheerful; The heart in summer is hot; The significance of autumn is profound; Love in winter is pure. In the future journey of life, always keep yourself!
Although it is predestined friends, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts in this life, I will improve my family ties in the afterlife.
Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this! ?
I love you very much! Although you can't feel my heart, in my heart, you will always be the only love-people! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.
A gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!
First love: I want to fall in love at first sight; In love: I just want to commit myself; Nostalgia: I want to be obedient; Lovelorn: I miss you so much.
If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.
You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart!
Sometimes persistence is a burden, or a kind of injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.
No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe that you are a "new god!" "
I hate, why can't our souls be in the same body? Infinite lovesickness is a word, how can you complain about lingering feelings?
Life is such a contradiction and distress. Since I don't feel worthy of you, why can't I calm down at all, but my heart is getting warmer and warmer, and my admiration is increasing day by day?
I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a regretless intoxication.
How can I be fascinated by you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything, but it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.
When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?
I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will come into my dream almost every night. Now, we live far apart, and I miss you more than ever. I can only ask God to be patient and not push our reunion too far.
Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.
It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It really seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!
Now I think God killed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?
Honey, don't ask me how I'm doing. I am as haggard as this flower. If you can't help crying, please drop your tears on the flowers. Flowers are nourished by your tears, and they will recover one day when they wither. Just abandoned me, when can I be loved by you again?
It's late at night, and I'm still writing to you from my desk: I break my fingers every day to calculate your return date, but the days seem to be against me and I refuse to leave.
You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.
You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and the excitement and pleasure of my whole heart for the first time. ...
I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute.
At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!
As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of sadness and loneliness in my heart.
These days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that anxiety, and how fascinating and tormenting.
Although it is only two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I'm here, and when I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you and secretly comparing with you-don't worry, no one can compare with you!
Wake up every day, your clear shadow turns in front of my eyes. No matter what you are doing, you should be distracted for a while, just thinking about you and counting when you will come back.
Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, as if I got a clear spring in the boundless desert, and as if I found a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?
When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.
The sunrise is red, and our love is empty. The midday sun is as red as fire. Why do I always get hurt? The sun sets at night, all because of women!
You gave me the happiest day of my life and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.
You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.
Dear, the first thing I do when I get up every day is to miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much.
Passion is a hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. Passion means pain and change. When hope is dashed, passion is over.
It is my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.
I worked so hard for you, I think I'm dead. I will cherish everything you have given me, forever! I will bless you. Let's be friends, ok?
Distance can separate people, but it can't separate heart from heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.
What fate guided us to get to know each other? In the fate of life, it is the red line drawn by the truth that implicates you and me.
I miss you, my acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.
Recalling the days when we were together, my mood is hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.
In my mind, I asked Hongyan a thousand times about the moon and the spring breeze. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!
I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.
In desperation, I can't help crying when I read your old love letter again! I couldn't help feeling resentful, so I burned them to paper dust and swallowed them with tears in my eyes. If the old paper dust can be rekindled, please let it burn my warm heart to ashes with the flame of love!
If you still have a small me in your heart, please write back to me. I am crazy, waiting for your reply! Only your letter can save me.
I sighed all night and couldn't sleep well. When the dawn rose on my knees, the swallows circled around me again and talked endlessly. Swallow, be quiet and let me sleep for a while. Maybe I will fall asleep and dream of her gentle arms.
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