Spring Festival humor, New Year message, lucky stars will always shine on you.

Let's take a look at humorous New Year greetings. We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If you really don't need to send it, you can send a message Happy new year!

Humor in Spring Festival and New Year SMS 1

1. God is a thief and will steal for another year. I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move! Happy new year!

Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the power of the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay a New Year call to you regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

3. The Analects of Confucius during the Spring Festival: Happy New Year's Eve? Isn't it a gentleman not to give red envelopes? When friendship is sincere, greetings are always there, aren't they friends? Confucius said: A mobile phone rings, which is worth two thousand gold. This is a salute!

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So what? Be a cow and a horse in the next life? I'm sure I'll help you pull the grass, okay? Happy new year, brother!

5. The earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message is a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. This is no joke. My intention is true and forwarding is very effective. This must have been scientifically demonstrated and recommended by experts!

6, the first notice of the Spring Festival: It is strictly forbidden to get drunk and hurt yourself; Don't play cards all night, which will affect your future; Stay away from strong firecrackers to avoid making things worse; Advocate singing, dancing and entertainment, and keep a happy mood!

7. I don't usually send text messages to people easily. The person who received my message must be someone who is in conflict with * *, or someone who loves each other. So, kowtow three times, and stand up after three hooves! The New Year in China is coming, so I wish you a happy New Year. Nothing else, just miss you. Please stand down!

8. Tell you a good way to treat cervical spondylosis! That's the coherent movement of the bow and head. Come and have a try! Head down, head up, head down, head up? Well, thank you for your New Year wishes. I'll give you lucky money later

9. Forget it, don't talk nonsense. The Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.

10, my blessing crosses the waters of Qian Shan, skims over the stream, jumps over the main road, rushes through the alley, flashes past the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!

1 1, Spring Festival, send you a couplet! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

12, I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! Simple sentence: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!

13 After judging by friends and relatives of the jury and the public judges, we unanimously ruled that the Year of the Monkey Award will be given to you ... The one next to you is the super lucky star of the Year of the Monkey! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!

14, the new year is coming, and I'll treat you to a big fruit dinner. Wish you: apricot? Fu? Ping? Ann? Orange? Lucky, decent? Peach? Flowers? May? Twice. What do you think? Persimmon? All right. Nuclear energy? Happy home? Pears? Light righteousness and heavy!

15, whether you like it or not, the Year of the Sheep will pass. Whether you want to experience it or not, the New Year of the Year of the Monkey is coming. Believe it or not, our life will get better and better. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey.

16, New Year's Eve, happy moment joke: I sincerely wish all my friends: a bumper harvest in agriculture, promotion and salary increase in work, being the number one scholar in reading, being a good person doing nothing, and peace in life.

17 I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy new year!

18, if you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, your whole body into a straight board, and then beat you into depression. If you dare, you will be used.

19, eat big fish and meat slowly, and you can go shopping; Don't forget lucky money, gift bags and revolutionary wine for seven days, and I also remember the gastrointestinal tract; Don't be greedy, don't forget the benefits and righteousness, nothing is impossible, we are laughing, something is better than nothing. Happy new year!

20. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year in the Year of the Monkey!

2 1, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

22. Smile is fire, happiness is pot and blessing is ribs. May the fire of smile light the pot of happiness and cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrance of blessing will float to you who will be happy forever? Happy Spring Festival.

Attention, everyone: There are many festivals in the New Year. In order to promote environmental protection, no cards, no phone calls, no text messages to save money. Please send me RMB. Happy Spring Festival.

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

Humor in Spring Festival and New Year SMS II

26. Plug in your cell phone and send a message. Don't forward the message yourself. I wish you good health. I add, don't worry, be more happy and less sad, and always smile in the new year! Let you live for thousands of years!

27, this year's holiday is not a gift, in fact, it is ok to send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If you really don't need to send it, you can send a message Happy new year!

28. I found a strange phenomenon. People who often send me text messages, especially those who send Spring Festival greetings, have recently done the following things: winning the lottery, making a business, achieving a career, promoting and making a fortune, getting in a good mood, having a harmonious family, being healthy, having all the best, being in love successfully, and the New Year is coming. Let me remind you.

Some things are actually very clear to each other, but I have to explain when the New Year comes? Where is my red envelope?

30. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

3 1, Happy New Year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

32. There is always a windy morning, always a warm afternoon, always a brilliant evening, always a meteor night, always someone praying, all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true!

Thank you for accompanying me to experience yesterday, enjoy today and look forward to tomorrow. In the new year, I hope that in my voice blessing, you can be wonderful every day, be safe step by step, be happy all the time, be happy every second and have a happy New Year!

34. New Year greetings on the second day of the first month: southwest western gods; Oriental god of wealth; Your god in the northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food!

35, a round table, full of relatives; A big meal, Fu Lushou dishes have been served; A glass of wine is full of joy and sweetness; A blessing spread to thousands of families: I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

36, meet by chance, no chance to get together; The ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky; Things change, and the moon is eternal. I will always bless you silently. Happy new year.

37. The green earth blown by the spring breeze, the blue sky in summer, the full moon reflected on the water in autumn and the snowflakes flying in winter are all blessing you: Dear little fool, Happy New Year!

38. Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you, and your friends are loyal to you. Good luck, the lucky star will always shine on you! Good luck in the new year!

39. God is a thief and stole for another year. At the end of the year, I looked for it in a panic. Fortunately, you are still here! I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

40. The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!

4 1, acquaintance is based on fate, knowing each other is based on sincerity, and a true friend will always pay attention to and care for him no matter where he is, wishing him peace and happiness.

42. When I tell you not to mess around, you just don't listen. Great, a group of people are asking about you everywhere, and they say they will not spare you if they catch you. One is called God of Wealth, the other is called Smooth, the other is called Happy, and the leader is called Happiness! Besides, I asked the trouble. It doesn't love you at all. It says it will never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself. And health. Let me bring you a letter. It has a crush on you for a long time, and it will remain unchanged for life! Happy new year!

Sisters, I wish you a happy new year and find a boyfriend like EXCEL in the new year? Hide if you want, filter if you want, and delete if you want. If anyone is unhappy, alas, I won't be saved.

44. Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha. Give these eight auspicious buddhas to eight good friends, and you will be rich this year. Otherwise, you will only see the Buddha's light shining this year, not the God of Wealth. Send it, I wish you others wish me! Happy new year!

45. On New Year's Day, every family celebrates the New Year. I wish you open the door to see the good news, make money face to face, go out to see the nobles, listen to the good news at home, and finally bring a red envelope!

46. The weather is getting worse and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

47. The New Year is coming. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, the Universiade of June and June, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 are United and perfect.

48. The moment of fireworks is happiness; The moment of a meteor is a wish; The moment of missing is touching. And I just want you to understand when you see the message: No matter where you are, I will deeply wish you a happy Spring Festival!

49. The New Year's bell reverberates deeply and grandly between heaven and earth. At this moment, let's welcome the arrival of spring with good wishes.

50. On the eve of the Spring Festival, may my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasols in summer, keep you warm and cool, and accompany you through this life! Snowflakes all over the sky are dancing notes, composed of thoughts and music, which play a blessing and bring you a happy New Year!