Humorous short messages sent to girls

There are not many short messages eager to make your girlfriend happy, but be funny! When you are in love, you are happy to send a short message. I missed you this morning, but you were sleepy. Miss you at noon, you didn't get up late; Miss you in the afternoon, you love to ignore; Miss you at night, you are crying; I miss you at night, and I never leave!

From this laughter area-happy every day, in this laughter area.

SMS jokes and jokes that make your girlfriend happy will eventually make you bored ... Believe me, real-time care can make her happier and more practical than jokes.

Don't joke about text messages that make your girlfriend happy. If fate comes, cherish it. Texting is just a temporary pleasure. Find a good friend of the opposite sex and ask her for advice. Girls still know girls very well. As long as you love your girlfriend with your heart, she will feel it. If you don't know what to say to her, tell her the truth. Just say you're stupid and won't make you happy. She will encourage you, mainly to be honest, and don't cheat her. If you are free, you can go to parks, such as forest parks and battery cars. She will be very happy if you drive her to play. Take her to the arcade occasionally and go to the amusement park occasionally. With your love. If you don't know what to say, think about her more. You must tell her the good side and do less stupid things. Finally, bless you.

The difference between making a boyfriend happy and making a girlfriend happy is that a man has to do a lot to make his girlfriend happy, but his girlfriend has only one man who goes to the market to sell pigs. When it was dark and rainy, 20 pigs could not be sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night. * * *: Only one person at home is inconvenient. Man: Please give a pig one. * * * Yes. The man drove the pigs into the pen and locked them with ten pigs from * * *. * * *: There is only one bed at home. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. The woman agreed. Midnight business man and woman: I'll sleep on you, but women won't. Man: For two pigs. Female cloud. After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Give two pigs a chance. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times before he stopped. Woman: Why doesn't he move? Man: The pig is gone. The woman begged in a low voice: Go away, or I will give you pigs to eat ... After dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs to the market ...

A joke that makes your girlfriend happy! Urgent, please help me find it. Thank you for accepting my answer O(∩_∩)O ~

1, comma didn't get up until eight o'clock and didn't wash his face. She ran with her schoolbag on her back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouting "report" and sat in his seat listening to the geography teacher.

"Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?"

The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

2. The professor of economics said in class: "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that foreign workers in a country earn the most money? Is too old, the older, the old, or ... "

The small comma answers first: "McDonald's!"

The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms, but now? Only 24 ... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' response, but the classroom was silent.

The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, where is the other carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class!

The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else's test paper?

: yes. I copied some, but not all.

Teacher: Where not to copy?

Small comma: the name is not.

A primary school teacher has a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50+9=?

Small comma muttered: "Wushu+wine =?" Wushu+wine =? "

Suddenly, I suddenly realized that I was drunk ~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a composition that highlights the people and highlights.

Small comma: teacher, I think it over. I will write about my grandmother.

Teacher: Does your grandmother have any outstanding aspects?

Small comma: my grandmother has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. One day's Chinese class, let the small comma make sentences with "Great Wall". The little comma replied, "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, create another one!" " "Small comma is even more unhappy, twisting his head:" Why, I'm not Qin Shihuang! "

8. Teacher: "I want you to write a composition about milk, and I want you to write two pages separated by small commas. Why do you write so many lines in your composition? "

Small comma: "Teacher, my article is about condensed milk, so it is very short." 1. Men have nine fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant; second, their second wife will become a frequent visitor; third, their young lady will get sick; fourth, their daughter-in-law will be cornered; fifth, their lover will be pried; sixth, their wife will be soaked; seventh, their property will be stolen; eighth, they will be sued by the masses; ninth, they will not be able to wait until it is over; second, the sky is blue and the sea is deep, and none of men's words are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for men not to fight; If a person is rich, he is destined for everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies! I'll shoot you! I miss your head, your mouth, your mouth and your mouth. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Beijing roast duck. I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently take off your pants, gently take off your * * *, gently kiss your face and gently say to you: Baby, change your posture. . . It's time for .............................. to change diapers.

In high school, the teacher taught us earnestly. Finally, I summed up a sentence: you all know something, you are all older. I was tired of listening to it, so I replied: not only is the boss not young, but the second child is not young.

9. In biology class, the teacher asked, "Parents don't suffer from this genetic disease, but their children are sick. So what is the most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation"), a deep but clear male voice sounded in the dark corner of the back row: "Ambiguous".

10, I was surprised to find my roommate washing the sheets.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

My roommate replied: My girlfriend will come over at night, and the sheets are too dirty. If she doesn't wash them, she will get pregnant.

1 1, freshman beauty teacher ... after a few days of marriage leave, the school resumed classes. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A pair of children's shoes in the front row asked the teacher with concern why his voice was hoarse ... A word came from the dark corner in the back row: shout dumb. ......

Don't forget to adopt _

Do you have any very interesting and short jokes? Please reply quickly and coax your girlfriend into telling you a terrible joke at the beginning, disgusting in the middle and tragic at the end.

Once upon a time, a ghost farted and died.

A short story to please his girlfriend. One day, a boy and a girl were sitting on the grass. The girl asked the boy what you were thinking. The boy said what you thought, and I was thinking. The girl slapped the boy and said "pervert". Then I blushed.

A short message that makes your girlfriend happy! Want the latest! In a boring place in this boring world, there is a boring place. I use my boring time to send you a boring message and ask you a more boring question: Are you bored?

What funny messages do friends have to amuse their girlfriends? Let's play a game-guessing coins. You lose, be my girlfriend, I lose, be your boyfriend.

I shot the arrow of love into your heart and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment, so that you can stay in my heart forever without bail.

Send you a bouquet of roses and rely on it to express your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu pudding, and laugh after eating it.

My heart beat faster when I met you, but I didn't see your mood get worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. It is my expectation to have you now.

I can't wait to plunge into your mobile phone and turn it into a short message saying, "I like you!" " "

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I miss you so much that my heart is pounding. I love you to death!

Sending you a short message makes me feel sweet all over. Put down the mouse and think hard, just want to say I love you!

You are happy, so I am happy. I will be happier with you around!

It's not my fault that I love you. This is all the fault of the moon. Piggy, it's late. Are you asleep? I also got into the warm bed, good dream with you good night!

I have a little secret in my heart, let the wind tell you quietly-I like you …

Please ignore it once and let me steal your heart and put it in the safest place-my heart.

Good Woman is a book worth reading for a man's whole life. Because I met you, I found this sentence is correct!

The first time I saw you, I wrote down my life plan: I only love you!

There is no exclusive night in love, but when you come to me, the stars are so bright!

At the moment we met, I believed that everything God gave me was you.

There are stars in the sky, fish in the water and lovers in pairs. Why are you and me still one after another?

The first time I cried because you weren't around, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I cried because I had you!

It's not my fault that I love you. This is all the fault of the moon.

Don't say I use your crooked brain every day. How can we have spring if the earth doesn't tilt to the sun?

I ran after Cupid's gun, and you ran and ran in a bulletproof vest ... Hum, let's see where you can go!

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I miss you so much that my heart is pounding. I love you to death!

Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you. Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Spend all day trying to win people's hearts. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

I have you in my life. Even if there is no big storm or big disappointment, I will go through every spring, summer, autumn and winter with you. I love you.

Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, and the green hair is worried about the New Year. They looked at each other on the moon, only admiring Yuanyang but not the immortal.

Love said to love, "I belong to everyone", and love said to love, "I only give it to one person".

I really love you, and I will tell you loudly that if I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.

Love is a cup of hot coffee on a cold winter night; Love is smiling at you when spring is in full bloom.

Love is meticulous care, love is omnipotent commitment and pay.

It is difficult to love someone, but I have been giving; Love a person is very tired, but I am addicted to acacia; It is silly to love someone, but I am stubborn.

You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other can understand you best.

Dear, can you satisfy my little New Year's wish-let me hold your delicate hand forever? A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little, and a good man won't make the waiting lover's heart panic more and more.

No matter how hard the road with you is, I swear to carry my love to the end and only spend my life with you.

There is a beautiful sea here, but no one comes to swim. I look forward to your arrival and make waves on this calm sea!

Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. The mountains have no edges, the water is inexhaustible, there is Lei Zhen in winter, and there is rain and snow in summer. Heaven and earth are one, so I dare to be with you!

Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love times infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

After knowing you, everything hanging in my mind disappeared without a trace, replaced by our happy time together.

If life is a circle, then you and I are half. With you, I am complete; Stay with me and you will be happy!

There are countless stars in the sky, countless girls on the ground, and only one looks up at the moon, which means that you are one in my heart!

Love is dressing up every morning, and love is the leisure and comfort of counting stars with you at night.

Love is a harmonious fusion of two similar natures in an infinite sense.

New Year scene: I am chasing Cupid's arrow, and you are running in a bulletproof vest ... Happy New Year to you.

It turns out that fate, fate is not round, wish fate is round, fate is far, and fate is difficult to round.

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you!

Although I am not handsome, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Do you love me? Butterfly predestined relationship of Liang Zhu, stone predestined relationship of Red Mansion, fox predestined relationship of serial studio, white predestined relationship of West Chamber, red leaf predestined relationship of Gu Kuang, peach blossom predestined relationship of Cuihu, what about you and me?

Ask your girlfriend for an interesting blessing message. If it is not a holiday, I wish her happiness. Be interesting. 1. I fell in love with you at first sight You said I was ugly. I have a crush on you. You said I was naive. I am 100% honest with you. I told you to step aside.

I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met the snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. When I met a pig, I learned to weave a web, but I didn't meet you. I have met all the extraordinary, but I have never met ordinary you.

3. I will definitely: pay all wages, including unplanned ones; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Ideas are reported every day, including those that pass by.

4, the sound of falling flowers is known in autumn, and the feeling of tears is known in my heart. I hope the slight vibration of the mobile phone can make you feel happy and joyful. Don't say the impossible, don't think about the impossible, just ask you: have you seen my persistence?

5. If the heart is close, the distance will be short. If happiness is made of honey, then bitter sea water is sweet. If you receive my message, I hope you are tired and bored today and can be happy again! May you be happy every day.

6. Stroking the wrinkles on your face and forehead, I just want to say to you, "Don't grow old so fast, wait for me, I want us to grow old together ..."

7. It is providence to know each other. No matter how deep or shallow the relationship is, you and I should cherish it. Please don't forget, whether it's happiness or sadness, there are some things I would like to share with you. No matter how far apart, where there is you, there is my blessing.

8. Sunrise+sunset = peace, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = happy life, meteor+heart words = blessings. I wish you a good mood every day!