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What is the weirdest gift your boyfriend has ever given you?
When it comes to birthday gifts, friends or family members who have a good relationship will receive birthday gifts on their birthdays, so let’s take a look at some of the weird gifts. Maybe you have also received them, or given them as gifts. Pass. Anyway, I haven't received it.
1. Marbles, small daisies for visiting graves, sunflowers for melon seeds, white porcelain bowls, giant and unpalatable potato chips, bellybands worn by babies, and stems for making tea. Roses, commemorative coins, game pendants, broken headphones, etc.
2. My birthday gift is not my ex-boyfriend, but a good classmate from college. A tortoise came by express delivery, and the whole company knew about it.
3. None of your gifts are funny! Come on, let me give you my birthday gift, an induction cooker.
4. My ex-boyfriend gave me earrings that his ex-girlfriend did not want. He also said that his ex-girlfriend bought them in Shanghai before. They were very expensive and it would be a pity to throw them away.
5. I am a dog. My boyfriend gave me 20 scented wooden puppies with different shapes for my 20th birthday. Now they have become children’s toys.
6. I didn’t see him that day, so I had dinner with my friend, and finally I heard four words, happy birthday, we broke up.
7. Sometimes I really feel that he is my biological boyfriend. For my birthday, I asked him what he gave me, and he said, "I gave myself to you, what else do you want!" "What should I say?"
8. My ex-boyfriend gave me two 50-cent whistles as a gift. He came here just for whistling, but I still haven’t broken up after four years of dating.
9. We are about to be together for the twelfth year. Every year on two Valentine's Days, birthdays, anniversaries, and every wedding anniversary for three years, I will be given a gift, no matter whether it is cheap or expensive, I will give it to me. I don’t dislike it, but when I first started my business, he and his partners went to Beijing for research and bought me a hat like the one worn by children, with an animal head and two eyes and long ears. It was still golden yellow, oops. My mom. It made me smile, and there was a box of chocolates.
10. When my husband was still a boyfriend, he gave me a pack of socks. On the socks, there were instructions to wear a pair of socks by date from Monday to Sunday.
11. The worst gift is a diamond ring. It tells me not to have any psychological burden. It is just a gift, not a proposal. I don’t need to return it to him after we break up, and then we break up.
12. I gave her a carefully selected fruit knife. I was afraid that she wouldn’t need it and bought her a watermelon.
13. It’s not my birthday, it’s Valentine’s Day. I was given a soap pollen rose with free shipping of 9.9, which I will remember forever.
14. I gave him much more than he gave me. Men seem to be afraid of giving gifts, so much so that he didn’t even know what to give me for my birthday this year, so he directly forwarded 1 to me. A thousand yuan... But I like to give him things, cheap and expensive, all within my ability, because I like romance, and I can be romantic to him if he is not romantic.
15. When my boyfriend chased me, almost two days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, he brought me a box of apples and a box of mooncakes. It's not something expensive, so I can't refuse it. He helped me to the door. After he left, I looked up to the sky and screamed, how weird! As a result, I kept sending apple mooncakes to others... I have been with him for four years and we are getting married.
16. I have been in love for one year and been married for four years. I don’t know what a birthday gift is! The reason is that his father celebrated his birthday the day before mine, which was very lively, needless to say. My birthday was so calm the next day that I asked him urgently, and he said to me: Didn’t I celebrate it for you yesterday? It’s a treat! Let me go, how on earth did I spend so many years with him.
17. My boyfriend gave me two small boxes of crown cookies, and he ate them mostly. I don’t like sweets, but after eating them, they were very happy to say that these cookies are good. It was delicious and I was drunk too.
18. A gold bracelet that even my mother finds too tacky to wear.
19. On Valentine’s Day, he gave me a plastic cup. Yes, it was plastic. He also proudly told me that it could shine, a plastic cup that could shine.
20. Give me a small rag doll keychain that sells for two or three yuan outside.
21. A small cake costing 18 yuan, he bought it for me after I took the initiative and said I wanted to eat it.
22. A pair of KFC chicken wings.
23. For ten years, I have expensive gold jewelry. Sometimes I just send a text message saying happy birthday, and once I bought a fried chicken drumstick for my birthday.
24. People say that there is no need to spend boring days, and then wait until his birthday and ask for gifts from me.
25. I gave a watch as a gift, but the Taobao name is still Lian...5201314, where... is the name of my ex-girlfriend.
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