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Ask SMS to celebrate the Spring Festival!

1. Happy New Year to you. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

2. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve. I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea. I didn't accompany you after the holiday. I have no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

3. There are surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you a wonderful life in Five Blessingg again and again, and I will send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and passed along with auspicious snowflakes.

6. I haven't dared to say anything to you, but if I don't say it in the New Year, I won't have a chance: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, you can't watch it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, plant jade trees, hang pearl frost, and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

8. On New Year's Eve, cheers continued; It is inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message fulfilled my wish; I wish your whole family good health; Live a happy life and earn more in the coming years; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you to make the same mistake again! Happy new year!

1 1. A kilo of peanuts and two kilos of dates, good luck will always accompany you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may all your wishes come true; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon. Happy Year of the Ox.

12. Solemnly declare: This short message has never been forwarded, never seen, simple in packaging, sincere and sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Ox!