Ju Leng’s classic cold jokes (selected 51 sentences)

1. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

2. Exercise your muscles and prevent being beaten!

3. Pockmarked people are not called pockmarked, which is a deception.

4. Although you are uneasy, you must keep yourself.

5. Let your personality and forehead shine together.

6. Don’t look for me, don’t look for me!

7. Reduce the number of boys behind every girl!

8. I am responsible for unloading a lot of charcoal and coal at the coal mine.

9. If the fire truck doesn’t come, the fire will be extinguished.

10. You look so creative and live so courageously!

11. Women like bad men, not bad men..

12. Don’t be so obvious about going to the toilet together!

13. People are not afraid of death, but they are most afraid of not knowing how to live.

14. We are not afraid of teachers, we are only afraid of teachers calling parents.

15. The strong among us strongly hate this bad thing.

16. Many people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to get hit.

17. Life is nothing more than making others laugh, and occasionally laughing at others

18. Being a handsome guy is very tiring, I really understand that.

19. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!

20. In order to attract contracts, the contractor subtracted tractors.

21. The food you waste will block your way to heaven.

22. You look serious, like a roadside sticker.

23. Pregnancy, like pregnancy, takes a long time to be seen.

24. Life is rich and colorful, but I also have my own colors.

25. I still remember that my former good friend became more and more distant.

26. Failure is the mother of success! Why don't I even have children?

27. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people

28. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

29. Don’t blame your targets for being too strict, we don’t even have targets.

30. Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research

31. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not cry like me you.

32. I have never deceived you, because I have never had to deceive you.

33. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

34. When people fall in love, they rely on looks, routines, and money, but I rely on the blindness of the other person.

35. I want to sleep in class, I want to eat when I sleep, and I want to read when I eat.

Alas, I am anxious for you!

36. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

37. If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body or the soul is traveling.

38. If you take the initiative, we will have stories; if you are excited, we will even have children!

39. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place, but to eat everywhere throughout your life

40. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags, Dior bags, but I use my expressions Bag!

41. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: without Han Hong’s life, he has Han Hong’s disease.

42. What’s wrong with me being short? What's wrong with me being short? What's wrong with me being short? I'm short, but you can't raise your head when standing in front of me!

43. Li Bihua said: What is redundant? The cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter, wait until my heart grows cold for your attentiveness.

44. Judge: Why do you want to print **? The defendant said innocently: Because I can't print real money

45. When you come, I believe you won't go. When you leave, I don't think you have been here. This is how we should treat fate and love.

46. Although some bad jokes are funny, in any case, these jokes will not make you laugh like you would after hearing a normal joke. First Model Essay Network

47. Anyone who says that girls will not admit that they are wrong is talking nonsense. My wife admits that I was wrong: I was wrong, I should not have married you in the first place!

48. I grew up watching Ai Yoneshima, and she died last year; I grew up watching Jackson’s MVs, and he also died this year; now, I decided to grow up watching CCTV

49. My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but not her owner.

50. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

51. I like and am used to keeping a distance from changes, so that I know what is the standard that will least be abandoned by time. For example, loving someone is full of variables, so I take a step back and watch quietly until I see a sincere feeling.