Valentine's day spoof sentences

Loving you is so inexplicable and so heartless. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day. The following is a spoof sentence about Valentine's Day, welcome to read!

1, the wind blows across the beach, raising the glory of memories; The river flows through Qian Shan with endless thoughts; Yun Fei flies over the horizon and relaxes romance; Love goes straight to the heart and tells the sweet love. 6 14 a kiss on Valentine's Day, love you the same.

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

Recalling the past eventful years, I can't bear to look back. I missed my friend when the wind blew that night. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I wish all the good men in the world a proper place and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

4. When does a lover have one? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. It's the hardest to rest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!

5, deep feelings, rainy days, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

6, Valentine's Day, send you four lovers: happy lovers, bring you a happy mood; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!

7, open the friendship diary, the article is full of happiness, and the chapters are all happy; Open the love diary, the pages are obviously sweet and the paragraphs are wonderful; Open the family diary, every sentence is warm and every word is harmonious; Diary day, may all lovers in the world be happy!

I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

9, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

10, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

1 1, I want to let the fragrance of chocolate surround you, let the fragrance of roses haunt you, and let the fireworks of the festival shine on your beautiful face. At the moment when the fireworks bloom, you will see the three words I wrote to you, "I love you", dear. Happy Valentine's Day.

12. Time flies, memory keeps increasing, and storms often strike. I will always miss you, my friend. How are you in another country? Tanabata is coming, may your bachelor become a pair of sticks, and you have fun on Valentine's Day!

13, pigs are raised at home and wild boars are born in the mountains. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, Valentine's Day lovers continue to be sweet, no, don't be discouraged, redouble their efforts with goals, continue to look for them without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and really want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

15, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

16, thanks for knowing each other in this life. I long for you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!

17, on this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

18, because of you, my life is no longer lonely, because of you, my back is no longer lonely, because of you, my happiness is no longer lonely. Because of you, I feel sweet, safe, satisfied and happy. Dear, happy holidays, love you the same.

19, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

20, without bricks and tiles, a stroke can also make you laugh, hey, build a bridge for you with sweet words, I wish you a sweet and happy love life, happiness often has peach blossoms, which makes many people happy, and Happy Tanabata!

2 1, love is the longing of the soul, the ringing of feelings, the collision of the soul, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew, the intoxicating wine and the happy hometown! I wish you a happy White Day!

22. Kiss your hand and walk together in this life; Kiss your face and be affectionate forever; Kiss your heart, sweet love rain; Kiss your lips, eternal love is pure. Kissing Valentine's Day is coming, and I will kiss you all my life.

23. It turns out that I didn't miss you, but I just forgot to miss your influence. Just like I'm not not breathing, I just forget that I've been breathing! Valentine's Day is coming, I miss you in other places!

24. On Valentine's Day, please take love as a cover, take lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people on the Internet, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the festival, go home and coax your wife.

25, a person, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is turning on his mobile phone. Looking back on the good old days, I will express my best wishes and send them to you. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. There are two words I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up my courage on this special day: First, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously. Happy Valentine's Day.

27. Do you see it? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

28, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, but it's lightning.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

30. How many people will laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, you are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together as partners; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

32. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

If one day you think of someone who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

34, drink tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, those with mobile phones are not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

35. The collision between heart and heart ignited the crackling sparks of Spring Festival branches, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.

36. Pure blessings, pure wishes, deep joy and deep love. Fragrant flowers and rich chocolate bring my deep Valentine's Day wishes at this romantic moment. Happy Valentine's Day!

37. You can see my sight, but you can't miss me. You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. Silver Valentine's Day, I miss you in my heart.

38. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

39. Without you, I am lonely, I can't see you, I am very lost, and I want to say that I am not qualified to love you. I miss you a little too much! Look at you, hard touch-south wind! It's burnt Happy Valentine's Day!

40. Thinking of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written. You are happy, and I am happy. Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Diary day, every fragment of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written.

4 1, I will never forget your message, I will remember your words, your greetings will always be in my heart, your blessings will never be forgotten, and I will have a silver Valentine's Day. I am lonely, thinking of you, and I will never forget you all my life.

42, life is like a play, there are joys and sorrows, can not be lacking! Valentine's day, don't play coloratura, don't play acrobatics, just send you a message seriously, I love you!

43, Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: implicitly send some flowers and plants, lively hand running, really full, enthusiastic singing and dancing, romantic cuddling, fall down in the crazy night, send a timid message!

44. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lovers get along well, heartless people suffer, spoony people suffer, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!

45. A photo evokes homesickness, faint memories, sweet moments, deep thoughts and happy company; Deep expectation, happy life, photos of Valentine's Day, may our true feelings continue and be happy forever!

46. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth! Happy Valentine's Day!

47. Today is Valentine's Day. I want to tell you: In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past years are like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future career is full of happiness because of you.

48. A black face is Bao Gong, and a black skirt is noble. Talk in the dark, fall in love in the dark. Black people don't embrace each other when they meet, but black people have lovers. I wish all lovers all get married, and may all dark plots have their love.

49. Red roses, white roses and blossoming make me enchanted. Red Valentine's Day, white day, has made people who love each other look forward to haggard. I wish the Prince Charming a happy holiday and a happy marriage forever!

50. Blue sky and white clouds depend on each other, green mountains and green waters embrace each other, the breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will always be together, and Valentine's Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and laugh!

5 1, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

I will be very happy with you, you are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. When I finally meet you after waiting, I want to say loudly: I love your computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

53, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams to see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!

54. Building a bridge for you with blessings is not for cowherd and weaver girl, but a magical treasure of love created for you. As long as you receive this message around Tanabata, you will always be lucky and your popularity will be better! Happy Valentine's Day!

55, buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

56. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

57. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

58, Green Valentine's Day, send you a blue rose, together is a promise; Send you two blue roses, it is fate that you and I meet; Send you three blue roses, you are my deepest love. Flower language expresses sincerity and works hand in hand forever.

If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only send you a short message wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, my friend.

60. Joy is in the grassland and green space, holding hands under the moon. Holding flowers for your lover, natural beauty is beautiful for you. I am your green leaf forever, and you are the flower that blooms forever. Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not separate, and the flowers and leaves wither into mud. Green Valentine's Day: Love each other.