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Next stop, happiness, the latest classic lines, no plagiarism.
first episode
Mu orange is anxious to let the sports car leave and let the bus pass.
Mitsuki: Step on the brake with your left foot, step on the accelerator with your right foot, and start the engine ... Then this action is very important, and you can't hesitate to finish it continuously. Release the handbrake, pull the gear lever to the bottom, release the left foot and step on the right foot! (Uh-oh, I hit a bus ~)
In the police station, Guangbi threw the orange grouper into the trash can.
Mu orange: you selfish and arrogant guy, you should have nothing to care about in your life, so you can hurt others so indifferently. I can tell you that you are hurting yourself because you indulge yourself and throw yourself into the trash can like garbage!
Mitsuki: Yes, I am a garbage. I have been suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder since I was eight years old, without my father. I just can't control my emotions, love to get into trouble, and live like garbage. Are you satisfied? Floriculture club
Tuoye: Treat flowers like women and treat them with gentle respect, or you will be hurt if you are not careful. Let them feel your fingertips, pity them, and they will bloom because of you.
In the student dining room
Mitsuki: I heard that you have only been in school for seven days, and you turned down seven teams. Are you the self-righteous lunch girl who loves ging? Look at your innocent and delicate appearance just now. It's hard to imagine how kind you were to me at the police station yesterday. Don't you think your behavior is really a little sorry for the people who want to chase you so much?
Mu Chen: What I said to you yesterday was not sharp, but it is a fact that everyone knows. I turned those people down because I didn't have time and I didn't want to fall in love. It's not that I think highly of myself. You only met me twice and thought I was hypocritical. Are all the girls you know so hypocritical? hockey field
Mitsuki: Did I really make a bad impression on you? I really want to apologize for your book, your fish, your time and your innocence.
Mu Orange: Actually, you don't need to apologize to me, because it's useless to apologize. What you lose is loss, injury or injury. Apologizing can't turn back the clock or let what happened pass, but since you apologized to me, I accept it. Because at least prove that you are not a bad person.
Mu orange: It's so old-fashioned that you make girls be forced to hold your hand.
Sanxiong: You know that if you give your hand to the other person on the skating rink, you give him your life. I just said I would hold you, which means I will promise to protect you, regardless of everything, until now. ...
Mitsuki: A little occupational injury, but that's what I like. After being hit and hurt, I feel really alive. Other times, I feel like I'm dead.
Mu Chen: You know, when Bach was playing in the court, his cello was tampered with, and all the strings were broken except the G string. When everyone was waiting to see him make a fool of himself, he improvised an aria with only a G string, which is now a famous G string song.
Mitsuki: So this story tells us to be careful of those little people who know people but don't know their faces.
Mu Orange: No, it tells me that no matter how hard life is, you can finish the second episode of the most touching movement.
In Shengdetang, Mu Orange was found playing a wide piano.
......
Mitsuki: If you want to take it off, take it off quickly. There's nobody here anyway.
Mu Orange: When I take it off, please tell me how much fun it is for a person to live in bring disgrace to oneself in front of a strange man. When I take it off, please tell me how happy you are sitting there looking at me like this.
Legend of Shengdetang
Mitsuki: A little boy died here. It is said that a professor in the music department of Saint-Germain University used to bring his son here to play and teach him roller skating. But once, he let go of his son's hand without telling him. He suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground. The screw of inline skates was scratched here. Later, the father left his son in the same way and let go without saying anything. At that time, he was only eight years old and had to endure the pain of being abandoned. They don't know how painful it will be to let go of his hand and fall, just like that scar, which will stay in his heart all his life. As a result, the little boy died after being abandoned at the age of eight. Many people say that they will see a little boy skating here in the middle of the night and ask why. He said, "Because I want to ask my dad why he let go?" Isn't it horrible? Get out of here ~
Mitsuki: Birds without parents like this will not live long. Save your sympathy.
Mu orange: But at least it met me. I can give it a home and a chance. If there is really no way to survive, it is not its family that gives up, but itself.
On the playground, the students who bet wait for the lights to announce the results.
G: Class, I'm going to announce the results. As for me, Ren Guang vowed to take out the photo of the lunch girl who kissed me within 24 hours, and the result was ... I lost. I couldn't catch up with the girl who had lunch, Liang Mu Orange, because she was a good card, so I didn't take a picture. I am willing to "gamble" and accept the punishment. ..... I met a woman with sincerity and tears for the first time in Ren Guang, and Liang Muju was my final goal.
At St. Jude's Hall,
Mitsuki: Why do you count money with me? I was there when I saved the bird, and I was half responsible.
Mu Chen: What responsibility? Do you think you have the right to interfere in everything she does by saving her? You are good to her now, how will she survive in the future? Do you think you've been with her? Stop being nice to her and don't worry about her. She has a life. Your temporary sympathy, rather than help, will only make her more miserable, because you will never be her family, and she will always be alone.
Episode 3
On the bus
Mitsuki: I've never been on a bus. It's worse than I thought.
Mu Orange: You've never been on a bus? Where the hell are you from? (this is the reason for the alien father. Come on? Haha)
Mitsuki: When I was a child, I looked out the window and felt that people on the bus could decide where to go. It was incredible.
Mu orange: I am just the opposite of you. When I was a child, I hated taking the bus, because no matter how sleepy and tired I was, I didn't dare to fall asleep on the bus. I'm afraid my little aunt will disappear when I wake up. Later, I learned to be smart. When I get on the bus, I will find a window seat and stare out of the window, because I will write down every place where the bus passes. So I won't lose my way home and my little aunt.
Mitsuki: I hope we can get to know each other earlier. You can take me there by bus. I can sit next to you. I won't leave you alone. (Oh, affectionate light)
Mitsuki: Although I know it's impossible to stay with it all the time, once I get involved, I can't let go, because it needs you and me.
Mu Orange: Ren Guang, I told you last time, don't do this. Why are you so overbearing?
Mitsuki: There is no reason. I am too overbearing. I won't let go of anything I think I want, my hockey, my pets, my bets, including people I care about.
The classic "Broken Throat" and "Nobody" are coming ~
Mitsuki: I want to tell you a story. A long time ago, a princess was taken away by a demon king. The demon king said to her with an evil face, "You can shout out your voice, and no one will come to save you." Then the princess shouted "broken throat ~ broken throat ~". Do you know who is coming? The "nobody" appeared. There was a man named "nobody". Because the princess shouted "broken throat", as the devil said, the "nobody" appeared, and he came to save the princess ... I didn't mean to make you laugh, but I just wanted to tell you that you don't have to shout "broken throat" and call me "Ren Guang" in case of any danger in the future.
Guang: Even if the evidence is insufficient, it can prove the facts. This is the meaning of the existence of lawyers.
The fourth episode
A letter from Mu Orange to Xiao Auntie
Aunt, this is the only way I can talk to you now. Would you please read this letter carefully?
After I left, I didn't hate you or hate you. I never complained that you misunderstood me. I am only angry with myself, because I have a lot to say, and I regret it after I leave. How come I never said that? My mother who gave birth to me left too early, and my father pointed to the person in the photo and told me it was your mother, which I completely forgot. You are the one who is really by my side, doing what a mother should do, little aunt.
I remember when you played parent-child games with me at the primary school sports meeting. I accidentally fell down and we lost. Although you always scold me, you take care of the wound on my knee carefully for fear that I will leave a scar. In junior high school, I gave a speech as a graduate. You said you had to look after the store. However, when I saw you, I forgot to take off my apron and gloves in the restaurant and came to see me. Then I secretly cried in the corner.
You taught me what girls should pay attention to when they grow up. You taught me needlework. Every time we collect the quilt, we put the quilt core into the quilt cover together, grab the two corners by ourselves and lift the quilt together. But now, I'm not with you, and I can't tuck in the quilt with you, so I sew tape on every corner of the quilt cover and quilt core for you to fix, so that even if the quilt is too big, you can tuck in the quilt alone without my help, and the quilt core won't run away again.
I'm really sorry to make you angry. Sorry ... Mom.
-Orange juice
In the court of investigation
Mitsuki: As long as I can clear her name today, I don't care if you trample me like garbage. To tell the truth, women used to be either flies trying to get benefits from me or leeches sucking men's money, just like me. But now it's her, letting me know that I shouldn't knock everyone over with one pole. Compared with Liang Muju, I am much happier as a garbage. Don't worry about life, don't have endless work, and don't be afraid of being invaded by your uncle who fell asleep one day. Well, what I want to say is that she protects herself in her own way and takes care of everyone's feelings. For the sake of her little aunt, she indulged in Zhou's covetousness. Even if she lives in fear and locks the door three times every day, she still insists on the tutor her father gave her when she was a child, being honest and trying to live every day well. For the registration fee, she took time off to work, scraping fish scales, chopping fish, and catching fish guts that every woman would feel smelly with her nose. Her efforts only brought shame. Today, it is difficult for anyone to see that she was wronged and willing to tell the truth, but was maliciously distorted by others. This is the garbage dump of my life, and it is a world where good and evil are indistinguishable and villains are in power. But because I met Mu Orange, her kindness and seriousness about life made me look forward to the first time in my 25-year-old rotten life. What else can I believe in this world? For the first time, I want to really cherish someone. I want to make myself better for her for the first time. Because I believe that the world is not too bad, I can work with her and not let anyone hurt her again. Because, she was injured for too long. Jiang Weiwen: Was he kidnapped by aliens? Muscle man: He's proposing! Today, I only hope that you can prove to me that I can still have a little expectation for this world. Law is not a toy manipulated by the wicked, but can really protect the wings of the good. Otherwise, this hypocritical truth investigation is even more disgusting than Zhou!
Episode 5
Guangfujia
Fang Derong: Guangbi, I will definitely let you live. You are my own flesh and blood, and I can't lose you!
Mitsuki: Can you leave me alone? ! Especially you, I tell you, my headache started after my father died. All along, only the shadow of my father's departure and this headache have accompanied me until now! So please leave me alone! I really want to get rid of you and this damn tumor! ! (I like watching V's explosive drama very much, so I typed it by the way, hehe ~)
In the bar
Mitsuki: I will hit anyone who says these three words again.
Jiang Weiwen: I have to say that Liang Mucheng is going to move back to the staff dormitory of the school. She is going back to the old fish market to find a job. Zhou, absconding for fear of sin has not been discovered so far. Aren't you worried? ! You're the one who wants to sue. Now she's turned against her family and trusts you so much. She came out to sue Cai, and now there is no result at home. What did you do to her? Do you know that if she doesn't have you, the gardener will drop out of school and go home alone! It's going to rain heavily outside now, and the fishing port is so stormy. She works there. Who cares about her? ! In the staff dormitory, Guang refused to enjoy oranges.
Mu orange: I'm leaving tomorrow, and the new restaurant manager is moving in, so no matter how much you hate me and how tired you are of me, this is the last time we meet. Ren Guang, before I go, I want to ask you one last question. What's the matter with you?
Mitsuki: Why should I waste my time telling you this? What are you insisting on? I advise you not to waste time on me, just as if you have never seen me outside.
Mu orange: It's too late, I like you already! You said once you got involved, you couldn't let go, remember?
Gwangjiong: Don't be so naive, okay? How can I care so much about a woman? I can't always be alone. I can't do it.
Mu orange: You can't do it? You lost the bet for me. It's a lie to run on the playground in high heels. You saved me from freshman g for me, and you didn't even fake your life? Ren Guang, do you take me for a fool? Please stop lying to me. If you want to refuse me, just give me a sincere reason and I will accept it.
Mitsuki: I'm not lying to you ... I really can't do it ... because ... I'm dying ... I have a brain tumor with only one month left ... I have told you not to waste time on people like me. ...
(Mu Cheng Qin Qin Kuang)
Mu Orange: That's the worst reason I've ever heard to refuse a girl.
Mitsuki: Maybe I will tomorrow. ...
(Soak the orange and kiss again)
Mitsuki: Mu Orange, didn't you hear clearly?
(three kisses from orange)
Mu orange: I heard you clearly. I heard what you said. I got the answer I wanted. I finally know why you have become like this.
(Mu Chengguang hugs)
Mitsuki: So you want to stay with me?
Mu Orange: Ren Guang, you idiot, I'm telling you, this is the answer I gave you. The next morning, the monopoly theory of wood orange ~
Mu Orange: Have you ever played Monopoly? In monopoly's game, both fate and opportunity have sixteen cards, and the probability of drawing them is 50%. The love between us is like getting a chance to fall in love. However, this fate was immediately drawn, but the game is not over yet, is it? No matter what fate gives us, as long as we don't give up before the end of the game, we have a chance to win. Mitsuki, you must live for me.
The sixth set
In the hospital bed, the nurse just finished drawing blood for Guangbi.
Mu orange: Will it hurt?
Mitsuki: Little case, my boyfriend really sucks. If I used to be, I would put you on a waterbed in a hotel instead of a hospital bed. I'm so bored, so you should be patient.
Mu orange: You see how special I am. I should be the first person to lie in bed with you, Ren Guang, but just holding hands. Enough ~
Mu Chengguang went out for a walk and met Jia Da and Hui Ci.
Jia Da: Are you afraid now? You're afraid of what she'll do if you die. You are afraid that she will pity you, and you are afraid that if she doesn't take care of you, how lonely she will be in this world. You are afraid that if you really die, you still have a lot of things to do, but you don't have time to finish them.
Mitsuki: I just feel sorry for her. Why me? Why must it be me? I really want to take this as a prank of God, and then one day I wake up and the doctor will tell me that the tumor has disappeared and I can go back to the past.
Jia Da: You know, when I knew I had a brain tumor, I told myself it was a gift from God. This tumor reminds me every day that time is running out and it is precious to breathe here. As long as I can spend one more second with Huici, I will cherish her more. Because of this disease, the focus of my life has come back to life. There is no denying that the journey was really painful and sometimes really frustrating, but don't despair and don't give up. You see, life is not in our hands? Who can control its length? So, don't worry, everything will be fine. Don't forget that you must attend our wedding!
Light: spend it safely. ...
Jia Da: I'm serious, you know, I just can't lie ~ Guangbi: Carrots, only rabbits eat this stuff ~
Mu orange: This beef rice is for the most important people. Guangbi, you are the most important person to me now.
Orange and Guangbi go out on a date.
Mu Orange: You know, when I was young, every day after dinner, my father would hold my little aunt's hand like this, and then go outside for a walk and chat. At that time, I kept thinking, what's the good way to go? I hope they can come home with me as soon as possible.
Mitsuki: Do you know the answer now?
Mu orange: I see, just because it is something done by two people, someone can take it anywhere; Some people responded and said anything, because it is a matter of two people, even if it is boring, it will become so happy.
Mu Orange: Look-(pointing to the old couple walking hand in hand not far away), it would be nice if we could do this every day in the future.
Mitsuki: I will come back here after the operation, and then one day, we will be like them.
Next to the swing
Mu orange: Would you like to try it? Just what two people did, you need surgery tomorrow to recharge your batteries, and I'll help you push it ~
Mitsuki: Have you really never dated? It seems that the first love is not lying to me. In this case, you should ask your boyfriend to help your girlfriend. You are your girlfriend today, remember?
In the church, Mu Ju and Guang prayed together.
Mitsuki: Do you know what I asked God? I asked him if tomorrow was the end of the world. Did I leave an unforgettable moment?
Before the operation, in the ward
Mu Chen: The operation will be successful. You should be fine. When you wake up, there will be a whole new life waiting for you.
Mitsuki: In that life, I have you with me. When I wake up, the first thing I see must be you.
Mitsuki: Mom, thank you for letting me have this operation, and thank you for your tolerance during this time. If ... if I can get through this, I believe I will relearn how to be a good son in different ways.
Wood orange: There is no difference between good and bad. The most important thing is that Guangbi can live. Now he is fighting death, but I can't stay with him. I can only tell myself in despair that this choice is right and my task has been completed.
Mu orange: once I got involved, I couldn't let it go, but now it's over, and I can't let it go if I want to.
The next step is to let the light break your heart, admire the orange, and at the same time let everyone break their hearts.
Mu orange: I promised to go with you, but it turned out to be impossible.
(Mu Orange takes out Jia Da's invitation) The wedding is cancelled. Jia Da died before the operation. On the day you listened to the report, I met Huici. It took her two hours, but she couldn't fill out her name. People who were fine just now just left. Do you remember that Gadabi was more optimistic than you? Now, there are only three meaningless words on the death certificate From that day on, I really realized that the idea of me being with you was naive!
I will be afraid at first, afraid that you will suddenly leave me one day, like mom, like dad, and then like a little aunt? I've sent too many people away. I don't want to send others away again.
So this time, I decided to go first, but your mother begged me to finish this scene and let you go to the operating room with peace of mind.
If the light is reserved for soaking oranges ~ ~
Mu orange, I think when you receive the photo, I may still be in the operating room, working hard for our future.
Or I failed.
I want to thank the studio owner for sending this photo to you for me, so that I can tell you something I can't say in person.
Thank you for showing up in front of my eyes,
Brought me the best memories of my life after my father left,
If a person's memory can only choose the limit of one second,
I hope this is the moment. ...
I know I promised you that I would win the battle.
But if I don't keep my promise,
Please promise me that you will do it.
You go home and sleep. When you wake up at dawn,
Take Ren Guang and everything,
As a dream,
A long, long dream,
You should forget it when you wake up.
Don't cry, don't feel sad or painful about it.
When you meet the next person who can create new memories with you,
Please accept him and live a happy life.
Then, you just need to think of me once in a while, that's enough.
I'll be in another world,
Watching over you.
Love you the most-Guangbi
The seventh set
Here comes the lovely Xiaole ~
Xiaole: Xiu Mi ~ Xiu Mi, pull it out, pull it out, do you receive the signal? Please come and take me away.
The legend of the alien father
Tang Tang: Xiaole, could the machine be broken, so Dad didn't hear it?
Xiaole: You girls don't understand. This is the most powerful launcher, which can be launched to Mars.
Tang Tang: So Xiaole's father is a Martian?
Xiaole: No, my mom said my dad was the best person in Darla. He is very busy at work. Sometimes he goes to Mars and sometimes to Mercury. I have to change the position of the transmitter frequently so that my father can find me ~
Tang Tang: Well, you have an alien father, and I want to have one.
Xiaole: You can't help it. You missed the energy crystal. Sugar Sugar is not an alien child.
Tang Tang: Can I play with the energy crystal, too?
Xiaole: No, my mother said that only people on Dala planet can play energy crystals, and everyone else will die if they play energy crystals, even my mother can't play ~
Toyo: Let me ask you, why can't I be your father? After all, I was the first to hug you ~
Xiaole: No, you are my eldest son. If you marry Mu Orange, I'll be in a mess ~ Besides ... Your mother wants you to say that if you marry Aunt Hua, I'm not allowed to stick Mu Orange to find Mu Orange for blind date! Bored to death ~
Grandpa Tuo: Well, if I marry Mu Orange, then Mu Orange won't need a blind date ~ then you won't have to bother ~ right?
Xiaole: Hua is infatuated with you, and you want to marry Mu Orange. No, it's too messy.
Grandpa Tuo: Xiaole, did you hear the sound of my heart breaking? It hurts badly.
Xiaole: What is the heart? Hurry up and pack the orange and go home, you are dragging your feet!
Xiaole: Xiaole has to help Mu Orange blow his hand every day. Why is there an OK?
Wood orange: Wood orange doesn't matter. Mu orange is as brave as Xiaole. Xiaole helped me blow it, so it didn't hurt or itch.
Xiaole: Mu orange, there are so many people on earth, how can you like aliens?
Mu orange: Because aliens are the most special, and I have such a good eye, of course I want to like the most special aliens.
The bus part of the alien father.
Mu Orange: A long time ago, the alien father came to the earth in his universe. As a result, Bubu suddenly collapsed. Mommy stuck on the bus was in a hurry to go home and cook, so she had to get off and help him with BUBU. Later, Bubu repaired it. Dad thought Mommy was beautiful and smart, so he fell in love with Mommy, and then he had a little fun. ...
Mu Orange: I decided to give birth to Xiaole at the beginning, so he doesn't need to take any responsibility. I admit, I used to be helpless, but I have been happy for six years. I really appreciate you bringing us here.
Because Huatian Village is really beautiful, it is very suitable for Xiaole to grow up here. Six years, will let a lot of things in the past, in fact, sometimes recently, I will try to recall those memories, only to find that those memories have become so far away, so vague.
And that person has disappeared in my life, but it has brought me joy. He is my only relative in this world. I am so happy that God gave me such a good gift. Tuoye, don't think it's difficult for me anymore, and don't help me again.
Tuoye: Did that man really disappear from your life? I believe you know the answer.
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