How to apologize to someone humorously

1. You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart, and I am willing to hold hands again.

2. Baby, don’t cry. Your tears are my pearls. If you drop one of them, I will feel very distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

3. I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I sent you a text message because I was wrong. Can you forgive me?

4. It’s all my nonsense that caused the trouble. I’m sorry, I will never speak nonsense again. Please forgive me!

5. Sorry! I'm so sorry, please forgive me! no? Then give it a kiss! Can't? Okay, okay, then I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, okay? I give it to you, and you can beat me or scold me as you please.

6. Sorry, I was just joking. Please forgive me if I offend you. Funny text messages

7. You have forgotten each other's vows, and the beautiful you will no longer be there forever, but as long as I have you in the reincarnation of life and life, that is enough for me!

8. I really want to have some fun with you, blow away the unhappiness I gave you, and leave only the happiness I gave you.

9. My dear, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

10. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep all night last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show my actions and seize the time to make the "warmth" card. Please forgive me!

11. If a man cannot get a woman’s understanding. So what if there is gold at my knees. I knelt down to express my 100% apology!

12. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistakes!

13. Your performance makes me feel that I have very low taste! Maybe I've always been like this, and I just discovered it today. Your image has shrunk!

14. I am happy when you are angry, hahahaha, so happy! Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy.

15. You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

16. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work. Damn it. ! But I found that our wings were aligned.

17. Dear: You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

18. Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Can you let me go?

19. If I make you worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my guilty mood. I'm sorry, how should I treat you?

20. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

21. All reasons and explanations are feeble. I choose to wait for your forgiveness in silence.

22. I am a fool, but please believe me, I did not mean it. Can you forgive me? Honey!