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How to explain these behaviors of boys?

1. Boys who are rude and not elegant enough: Hehe, I'm not sure about this pair. However, my sisters often say that it is immoral for a certain boy to always throw paper everywhere, or it is rude for a certain boy to always grab the position of a girl, and so on. 2. Boys who use girls' meal cards: There are not a few boys of this type, and there are very few who rob girls' meal cards. Girls generally say that these boys eat soft meals. 3. Call your girlfriend, and when she is away, talk endlessly with her roommate: There are not a few boys of this type, and the content of the nonsense is 5 flowers and 8 doors, but a little understandable is the part of asking about your girlfriend, but will it make people feel that you don't trust your girlfriend too much? 4. A boy who boasts that his family is rich and shows off all the time: Come on, don't you think it's childish to do so? After graduation, this kind of boy has to rely on family support, so he doesn't have to earn money to support his family? 5. Boys crying in front of girls: My two younger brothers are such people. They say that boys are below the subsistence level now, asking me to buy cold drinks for them to eat, saving money to sell pornography, thinking that it will be done with a few calls. Dream. 6. Boys whose eyes are straight when they see their girlfriends: This kind of boy is the most "salty" in my class. In the name of visiting his girlfriend, he stands in the corridor of the girls' dormitory every night and looks around, which is disgusting. 7. At the sight of caterpillars, cockroaches and mice, they call boys worse than girls: Hehe, there are so many such boys now, and they are definitely more delicate than girls. Girls want boyfriends, not gigolo. 8. Boys who don't brush their teeth, wash their faces, take a shower or change their clothes: My younger brother told me that boys who live in Nanjing are better because they still take a shower when they go home every week, but it's hard to say for those who live in school. 9. Boys who are used to smoking and drinking: Boys have the right to smoke, but girls have no obligation to smoke secondhand smoke. Do you want to smoke? Go far away and come back after brushing your teeth and changing your clothes. Boys, especially a bunch of boys, are always unlucky when they finish drinking, but sometimes there are exceptions: occasionally, a classmate's boyfriend can't drink enough. Once she drank twice as much as him, and she was able to carry him back after a party. It's amazing! 1. Boys who love to talk big and brag about big cows, but get cold feet at the critical moment: This kind of boy really has nothing to say, which is lame. 11. Boys with no sense of responsibility: serious boys are the most lovable. 12. Boys who say dirty words in front of girls: Don't have too many boys of this type! I have found that some boys in my class are yellow since high school. 13. Boys in suits wear suits at school? Do you think you are the new teaching assistant? Stop scaring people, okay? Pretend to be mature and sell disgusting. 14. shirtless boys: the dormitory building opposite us is a boys' building. Although we never look in that direction, we can see shirtless boys fetching water or buying food every time we pass the door of that building. Although it is hot, we still have to wear clothes. 15. Boys who swear and hit people: Some boys like to bring Nanjing's city curse when they talk. Although I am from Nanjing, I am particularly disgusted. As for boys who like to use force, no matter whether they fight men or women, they are no different from street hooligans. 16. Selfish, generous to himself, stingy to others: whether to friends or girlfriends, such people are easy to cause resentment to others. 17. Boys who hold their girlfriends back: Some boys don't want to read a book one week before the exam, and they drag their girlfriends out to play together. Such a boy's advice is neither scolding nor scolding, which is really nerve-racking. 18. Long-winded boys: There are a lot of such boys. I have heard n girls complain about why boys are getting more and more "sloppy" when I went to college. I don't know, maybe they are all only children now, and no one spoke when I was a child. 19. 38 boys: My two younger brothers are both male 38 girls, and sometimes I want to tear their mouths off. This kind of boy is what girls hate most. I think they might as well switch to hosting, and maybe they will become the second Wu Zongxian. 2. Narcissistic boy: He looks like a pig's head and says he looks like Beckham, and he looks like Schwarzenegger like a melon. When he sees other girls looking in his own direction, he gets carried away. Why don't you look behind you? Maybe there is a handsome guy. Or, you didn't zip yourself. This kind of boy has a bad reputation. 1. chatty type. I usually don't talk much. Although I'm crazy and off-line, I'm in a silent state most of the time. Please don't talk about boring topics in front of me, or I will feel bored. This kind of person will be directly OUT by me. If you can't stay in silence with me, please go away. 2. naive. I don't like men being childish with me. I have no motherhood. Usually playing childish with me won't make me feel like caring. Instead, I will think, "How can I meet someone who is more brain-dead than me ..." I prefer people with mature mentality. 3. Sticky type. In my opinion, freedom is very important. Everyone needs their own private space. Don't let me see your short message asking me what I'm doing all the time. This will disgust me. Is it necessary to act like conjoined twins? Are you bored? What I'm doing is my freedom, and it's my right to say or not. Why should you interfere? If your phone messages unfortunately affect my sleep, I can only say that you are at your own risk. 4. "Cement type". It's short for "slow down". People who hate doing things over and over again, or who like to regret. Some things are done, and I hesitate to regret having a P. Dumping someone or being dumped is a very normal thing. I won't miss anything for someone who dumped me (if this person will appear in the future), because he doesn't know the goods and can't see my goodness, so I don't have to cast pearls before swine. Doing too many things that waste time and feelings will make people feel tired. If you are dumped, don't pester me again. I'll give you a result on some things. Since it's a result, it's none of my business whether you accept it or not. I'm just making a statement. You can call me Hua, or something. I don't care. Can't keep my heart, that's your problem, not mine. I only care about the people I care about. N kinds of scenes I hate: Opening remarks: "What are you doing?" What I do is none of your business. If you see me online, you must be surfing the Internet. I'm asking nonsense. Unless you are sure that you have a certain place in my heart, don't ask such questions. Usually I just ignore it. Answer: "Oh." This word appears in the other party in general chat. Basically, don't expect me to talk to you on any topic. Close the dialog box directly. I don't like meaningless chatting and texting. Pretend to be cute: "55555 ~ ~"-You can use modal particles at will, but other than this. Especially boys. Makes me think you're a pussy. Watching too much will cause me indigestion, and then gastric acid reflux. Nothing to shake the window with me and invite video voice. To tell you the truth, if you get stuck in my game, I will really black you out. I strongly despise people who do these things in order to attract others' attention. If you really have the above needs, please tell me in advance and give me a psychological preparation (turn off the game and install headphones or something). )。 1. Lying type (the words of such boys are not credible, and it is better to escape with such boys) 2. Male chauvinism type (in their ideas, men are always at the peak, women should put family first, and strong women type, in their concept, it is against the trend of the times and the objective laws, so it is necessary to all goodbye pssh, in order not to regret it, not a innocent girl type girl. Don't mess with him) 3. Breach of promise (this kind of boy is similar to the first kind, but it's not without credibility, but it can't be entrusted to the person in charge. Their heads never seem to contain what you want them to remember, and no matter how important it is, they will forget it. Also, we can't expect them, because the final result of expectation is mostly failure. If you have a strong psychological endurance, or a girl who handles everything by herself, you can love boldly. However, you want to think about the seriousness of the result, whether you will spend your life with him or play the GAME yesterday. 4. lazy (it doesn't matter if your academic performance is not high, as long as you are willing to work hard, you are not afraid of failure. It happened that there was such a kind of people in this world who obviously had a good mind, but chose dance academy. If you want to choose to be the girlfriend of such people, it is better to be extremely hardworking, and only in this way can you become their effective "assistant") I personally agree. . Boys who are used to smoking and drinking (boys have the right to smoke, but girls have no obligation to smoke secondhand smoke) swear, and boys who hit people (such men are called tasteless) kill themselves. Girls are also annoying. I usually don't talk much. Although I'm crazy and off-line, I'm in a silent state most of the time. Please don't talk about boring topics in front of me, or I will feel bored. This kind of person will be directly OUT by me. If you can't stay in silence with me, please go away. Sticky type. In my opinion, freedom is very important. Everyone needs their own private space. Don't let me see your short message asking me what I'm doing all the time. This will disgust me. Is it necessary to act like conjoined twins? Are you bored? What I'm doing is my freedom, and it's my right to say or not. Why should you interfere? If your phone messages unfortunately affect my sleep, I can only say that you are at your own risk. Male chauvinism (in their ideas, men are superior to women, women should put family first, and strong women type, in their concept, it is against the trend of the times and the objective laws, so they should all goodbye pssh, in order not to regret it, not to be a innocent girl girl, or not to provoke him). I'm anxious. Do I know you well? In addition, as long as some men can't keep up their face, they will step down on others to raise their worth. They just want to impress others with their mouths, but they don't actually put them into action. A man who is not practical and ambitious. A man who buys a woman with money thinks that love should be priceless. This man who always raises money is simply a person who doesn't understand love. The male constellation that makes women hate is extremely accurate! First place: Virgo won 437 votes. Virgo boys won the most annoying crown for girls with overwhelming absolute advantage. This almost makes the virgin male cry wronged. Who is so infatuated, romantic and considerate as me? Who has me so big and small? Who has my neatness and attention to appearance? But, sorry, sometimes what girls can't stand most is a virgin man with turtle hair and man show. Although the advantages of dealing with women and men are numerous, they lack the courage and casualness that girls like best, and they are too picky and careful in everything, which also turns girls off. Men still need a little pride and courage anyway. Who says not? Second place: Capricorn got 2282 votes. Capricorn man is very calculating. They have a clear purpose in everything they do, and they will sacrifice everything for the goal. Once they turn, they will become strangers to you. They fall in love, deal with people, and treat their work with accurate calculations and expected results. Once they fail to reach it, they will immediately turn their faces and deny people. This kind of man will not make girls happy, no matter how high his IQ is, how good his popularity is, and how successful his career is. Therefore, it is difficult for Capricorn to make girls fall in love at first sight, because most girls act by feeling. Although he is successful everywhere, it is really a matter of reason why he is the runner-up of the boys that girls hate the most. Third place: Gemini has 222 votes. Gemini men often have two extremes, one is very wise, deep and introverted, and the other is particularly grandiose and impetuous, as if they can't be quiet at all times. Basically, the Gemini men of the former will make many girls like it, while the Gemini men of the latter will make girls unbearable. Although girls love gossiping, once they see a boy gossiping more than himself, they can't help but feel scared, and the twin boys are the big speakers, I should have known! Therefore, Gemini men should remember to try their best to lean on the deep side, because exaggerated and frivolous men are the most annoying to girls! Fourth place: Scorpio has a vote of 1887 votes. Scorpio men have always been a constellation with fatal attraction to the opposite sex, but because of their contradictory and complicated personalities, they will also make girls feel very bored. What can be clearly stated is only vague and vague in him, and they tend to be indifferent to girls. Once they have a good impression, they will immediately ask for sex, and the direct degree is amazing. Therefore, when Scorpio men are not flattering, they will really become annoying! Fifth place: Taurus won 1867 votes. Taurus man is actually a natural good husband, but he can't be regarded as a good lover. Because they are too practical, everything is considered from reality, and all the vanity is not in their eyes. The romance and warmth that girls like best are definitely not flowers and chocolates, but a practical question of whether they are full or not. Moreover, they are often stingy on the issue of money. Girls who like to be surrounded by romance and flowers often can't stand their attitude of settling accounts with their brothers, which is quite annoying! Sixth place: Pisces won 1622 votes. Pisces men should be welcomed by girls, but they can only live in the middle stream. Why? In fact, in the final analysis, it is all because the double fish man is too weak. They are profound on the surface, but they don't have their own opinions. They can do everything. Although they are gentle, romantic and considerate, boys who don't have their own opinions and principles won't make girls feel safe! Insecure male students, no matter how romantic and warm, will not let girls fall in love with the seventh place: Leo won 1567 votes. Although Leo is like a king, it doesn't seem to have a girl relationship. Although he is so kind to his favorite girl, he pays little attention to the reactions of other girls. In the eyes of most girls, Lion Man is an arrogant and boastful expert who doesn't pay much attention to the reactions of most girls. Although heroic, it also makes people feel like scratching their boots! Eighth place: Sagittarius won 1541 votes. Sagittarius actually knows how to please girls. They are humorous, enthusiastic, free and uninhibited, and they know how to have fun. When girls are with them, they feel like spring breeze. However, the shortcomings of Sagittarius are also obvious, because they have no constancy and little self-control in the face of temptation. Even if there is no temptation, they will fantasize about having an affair. Therefore, although girls like to get along with them, they feel that they are not constant in treating others. Today and yesterday's attitude may turn 18 degrees, and their self-control over temptation is so poor. How can they like it easily? Ninth place: Aquarius has a vote rate of 1495. Aquarius boys are very smart and very loving. They always talk with Kan Kan, a girl, and their ideal life can help you analyze thoroughly. Therefore, Aquarius always has many girl friends, and they can always get along with them, and everyone's feelings are very good! Therefore, Jia Baoyu is the male representative of Aquarius, but sometimes they are kind to everyone, which will also make girls confused! Tenth place: Aries has a vote rate of 1427. Aries male is brave and enthusiastic, and knows how to take care of girls. He is also willing to accept the requirements of girls as much as possible, which is very good for girls. And it's important