Who left a message for his wife's joke? Can you buy me some? The funnier the better! !

It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to hide their ears. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

It is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show off-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

Flowers bloom in spring, which is your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, my hand is really just a white radish, not an extended version of the meat buns!

On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

After years of silent cultivation in the film circle, only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

Note: stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink three times with your left eye and three times with your right eye, then blink all the time with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to hide their ears. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

It is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show off-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

Flowers bloom in spring, which is your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, my hand is really just a white radish, not an extended version of the meat buns!

On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

After years of silent cultivation in the film circle, only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

Note: stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink three times with your left eye and three times with your right eye, then blink all the time with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

1, a police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and ran over to ask it: I am a police dog, and you?

What is this? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Or I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall.

Add two more words in front: apply for a certificate. Invite me to have a good meal, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

3. The cannibal father and son hunted, and the son caught a thin man. The father said: Let go, no meat to eat! His son captured another fat man alive, and his father said

Let it go, it's too greasy! His son captured another beautiful woman, and his father said, take it home and eat your mother at night!

One day, we went to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish. I also threw a coin into the well. You want to make a wish, too

Yes, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you.

I wanted to find you before I found out: damn it! Our wings are on the same side!

6. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl, and the girl told the boy that if you kissed me, you would be responsible for me. man

The child patted the girl on the shoulder maturely and said with a smile: Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old!

7. In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was startled and said, how dare you barge in at night?

White House! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

8. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I pull everything I eat, and eating cucumbers turns yellow.

Melon, eat watermelon and pull watermelon, how can we return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

9. Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and my children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. Maoleng

Smile, point to the owl in the tree and say, look, she is pregnant with my child!

10, the science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Does nobody know?

? At this time, a classmate stood up and said, that's because you are calm and naturally cool.

God told me that this life is doomed to loneliness, and there is only one solution-sending text messages to ten fools, and I cried at that time. God, I only know you. I'm finished.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. Don't pretend with me, I am the backstage of the CPC Central Committee. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. First bomb, then poison, and the United States has to obey!

The monkey asked the fox, can you guess the name of a song when an elephant farts? The fox said: nonsense, Ku Kuiji's "I really want to think about it"! At this time, the tortoise leaned out and said:

Shit, I fucking thought this was the "time" of the power train.

The doctor asked you how you broke your bone, and you said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole, shook them ... a fucking idiot passed by.

Thought I got an electric shock here, so I grabbed a stick and gave me two.

The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked, did you eat? The farmer said he ate, and the rogue said, I asked the donkey. Hearing this, the farmer turned to the donkey.

It's just a slap in the face: he MD, he doesn't say a word about relatives in the city.

A leader of China Life Insurance traveled to Thailand, and one day he got drunk and wanted to flirt with a beautiful woman. The beauty said, no, I am a Thai shemale!

The leader said, what are you afraid of? I am an animal from China! !