62 jokes to make girls happy

Jokes to make girls happy are as follows:

1. A kind man caught a turtle and wanted to eat it, but because of his face, he was too embarrassed to eat it directly, so he cooked it An iron plate was placed on top of the boiling pot for the turtle to crawl over. He said to the turtle: "Life or death is determined by fate. If you can crawl over, your life should not be cut off. If you fall on the way, don't blame me for breaking the precepts and eating meat."

Little turtle He endured the high temperature and crawled over. The man was startled, looked around for a while, reached out and grabbed the turtle and said: "Little turtle, you are the best, be good, let's do it again!" The little turtle yelled: "Stop being hypocritical, you want to eat steamed food, don't Think I don’t know!”

2. A: “My monthly salary is more than 10,000 yuan, but my salary is stuck in my wife’s hands, so I can only get 500 yuan in pocket money.” B comforted A: “You. This is not bad. To me, the salary is just a text message!”

3. The sheep and the lion walked into the restaurant one after another.

The boss asked the sheep: "What would you like to eat?"

The sheep said: "A grass set meal, thank you."

The boss asked the lion again: "What would you like to eat?"

The lion said: "No, thank you."

The boss confirmed: "You really don't need it?"

The lion didn't He shouted patiently: "No need, I'm waiting for that sheep to be full!"

4. A young man walked into a newly opened theme restaurant, and the waiter introduced: "Hello, sir, we The restaurant has launched a Valentine's Day event. Couples will receive couple's lung slices when they eat, and love tofu will be given to couples when they eat..."

The young man waved his hand impatiently and said: "Don't be ridiculous, give me a gift for singles. !”

After a while, the waiter brought a small plate of dog food.

5. Xiao Li, who studied fashion design, traveled to the Qing Dynasty as he wished and met Emperor Yongzheng. The emperor asked him what he wanted? Xiao Li couldn't wait to say: "I heard that there are ten major trousers styles in the Qing Dynasty. Let me see them."

6. Hair and Scissors quarreled, and Scissors said angrily: "Huh, ignore you." ”