How to respond to the introduction objects of elders with high emotional intelligence?

Older young people are inevitably urged to get married by their elders when they go home. In the face of their wonderful answers, my answer is as follows:

1, the first move: silently drink a bowl of rice cake soup to express silent protest. According to Korean tradition, drinking rice cake soup in the New Year means getting one year older.

2. The second trick: With an incredible expression, ask: "Isn't it those who are not good-looking and not confident who are eager to get married now?"

3. The third measure: Ask with a pathetic expression, are you ready for the deposit of "full tax room"? I haven't saved enough change anyway.

4, the fourth measure: supported by facts: those married cousins are not happy!

5. The fifth measure: the person you like hasn't appeared yet, and you haven't waited for the person who likes me. So please continue to wait patiently.