Funny quotations about Valentine's Day; Stupid quotations about Singles Day; Funny (48 sentences selected)

1, flowers are similar year after year, people are the same year after year-or 1 person? ...

2. My birthday happens to be165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

3, the most tender love words-always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 cup of iced milk where you can reach it.

4, without you, I am lonely, I can't see you, I am very lost, I want to say that I am not qualified to love you, how much I miss you, a little too much! Look at you, hard touch-south wind! It's burnt Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

6. Thank you for your acquaintance in this life. I'm fascinated by you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!

7. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

8.165438+1October1singles day schedule: eat two fried dough sticks in the morning and put them aside; Take the bus 1 1 twice, once at work and once after work; Eat on time11:0011:Eat with two pairs of chopsticks, one for the left hand and one for the right hand; Go shopping with a pair of crutches, one on one shoulder.

9. I will be very happy with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. When I finally meet you after waiting, I want to say loudly: I love your computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

10, the most romantic love story-I fell in love with you before you were born.

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12. Time flies, memory keeps increasing, and storms often strike. I will always miss you, my friend. How are you in another country? Tanabata is coming, may your bachelor become a pair of sticks, and you have fun on Valentine's Day!

13, pigs are raised at home and wild boars are born in the mountains. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is. Happy Valentine's Day!

14, the most reluctant love story-I hate you!

15, build a bridge for you with blessings, not for cowherd and weaver girl, but for you. As long as you receive this message around Tanabata, you will always be lucky and your popularity will increase! Happy Valentine's Day!

16, the most eat drink man woman love story-the rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

17, today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.

18, your happiness, I will build it; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, the most copied love story-I love you. If we want to add a deadline to this commitment, I hope it is-1 ten thousand years.

20, the most practical love story-thinking of you when you are sad is like thinking of the winter sun; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

2 1, the most unimaginative love story-I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

22. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth! Happy Valentine's Day!

23. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

24, the most exaggerated love story-when I love you, I feel the earth shaking.

25, the most emotional love story-I only know that happiness will always be maintained on you.

26, Valentine's Day is coming, in order to reflect the local characteristics, I use China elements to say to you in Chinese style: Li Mu loves a lot, and he is happy! Have a happy day!

27, bachelor's music, bachelor's music, 1 everyone is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's 25 years old, and the clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.

28, alas! I am also a bachelor! Single beauty ...

29. Our bachelor can openly look forward to his other half, although she doesn't know where she lives yet. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination.

At 30, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and stepped on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

3 1, the most unequal love story-give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!

32. Do you see it? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

33. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

34. The perfect message of Valentine's Day: The recipient will never break up and will always be the lover's favorite. Trouble will never come near you, and a smile will always hang on your mouth. Please cherish this message. May my blessing always be by your side!

35. The most convenient love story-I love you!

36. Singles Day is another year. Every time I miss spring, my friends comfort me, fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave my room empty this year. I will support you in the future!

37. Our country is rich in population and resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I let you go alone. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran … stepped on my foot. Happy Valentine's Day!

39. The cutest love story-I'm waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

40. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are born, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

4 1, the sweetest love story-I just gave you chocolate and it melted in your mouth.

42. On the occasion of Valentine's Day, on behalf of Buddhist Tathagata Guanyin, Empress Dong Fangyu, the Milky Way Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and the Moon Chang 'e WU GANG, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to the comrades who fought on the front line of love: Happy Tanabata!

43, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".

44. The saddest love story-the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you!

45, Valentine's Day lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to search without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

46. You don't need bricks or tiles. You can laugh at every stroke. Hey, I will build a bridge for you with sweet words. I wish you a sweet and happy love life. Happiness often has peach blossoms, and you will have a happy relationship, a happy Tanabata!

47, tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

48, Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: implicitly send some flowers and plants, lively hand running, really full, enthusiastic singing and dancing, romantic cuddling, fall down in the crazy night, send a timid message!