A classic routine of humor, humor and deception

Do you like to watch some humorous and deceptive classic routines? I have collected some humorous classic routines for reference only.

Cheating classic routine 1. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

You can't have a cat if you are pregnant. If you have toxoplasmosis, you can get rid of it by going to the pet hospital for a test. Doctors say that not only cats, pigs, cows and sheep will be infected with toxoplasmosis. And the proportion is higher than that of cats ... and cats are only infected with Toxoplasma gondii once in their lives. Most people who have been infected with Toxoplasma gondii have never had a cat in their lives.

5. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. I am rich, but I am still alive. In fact, it is an agreement between soldiers, mutually assured destruction. Everyone I agreed with has gone. How can I live now? I am married now.

Two humorous and deceptive classic sentences 1. The lithium battery needs to be fully charged before 12 hours to be activated. It's all lithium batteries now, so there's no need to do this.

Spinach is rich in iron. The iron content of spinach is indeed a little higher than other vegetables. The key point is that scientists got the decimal point wrong at first, so Popeye's cartoon was born.

When I was a child, I read the textbook and said that the Great Wall could be seen on the moon. In fact, it's like a person looking at a hair from a distance of 50 meters.

There is a "five-strain injury" in Huangdi Neijing, which is like this: long-term blood injury, long-term lying injury, long-term flesh injury, long-term bone injury and long-term muscle injury. In fact, what hurts most is that you sent a text message for a long time, but you didn't reply ... it's so sad!

I want to say that I love you too rashly, I want to say that I think you are too straightforward, I want to say that I think you are too unreal, I want to say that I love you too frankly, I can lie to women for one night, and women's lies can lie to men for a lifetime!

Three humorous brain teasers 1. Once upon a time, there was a fool who was asked to say "no" to everything, for example, did he eat? He said "no". Did you surf the Internet? He said, "No." By the way, was the leader there when you read my story?

Answer: no, that's a fool. ?

There are three children going to the toilet. The first child is called "He", the second child is called "You" and the third child is called "I". Only "he" and "you" came out. Who fell into the toilet?

Answer: "I" (when asked, it means that he/she fell into the toilet).

3. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. I am called a mountain. There is a temple on the hill. I'm called the temple. There is a pig in the temple. What's its name? I am a pig! )