Copywriting humor suitable for posting space

1. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his or her mobile phone.

2. Some people suggest that I rely on my face to make a living, but I don’t, so I rely on my mouth to make a living.

3. Chat? The kind where I take responsibility for the relationship.

4. You can’t hide your love for someone, but you can hide it if you like a few more.

5. Add me now, don’t make us both lonely because of your cowardice.

6. Come out and drink! Instead of being drained by bad men, it's better to go out and drink and destroy yourself now.

7. When money is gone, you can make it again. When love is gone, happiness comes.

8. My head hurts. Is my knowledge so profound that it is overflowing?

9. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the exam.

10. In the past, I thought about how to get rich all day long, but now I think about how to get rid of poverty all day long.

11. Playing with people who can play is called playing. Playing with people who can’t play feels like working overtime!

12. I farted in the elevator. I shouted something was stuck, so someone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

13. You have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed.

14. If I meet you, I will spend all my luck! Please stay away from me, I still want to save my luck to play mahjong!

15. Whether two people can stay together for a long time, three views are very important, but for foodies, three meals are more important.

16. When I was a child, I compared my academic performance. When I grew up, I compared my salary and income. Now I even compare the number of steps when walking! Please let me go, I just want to be a garbage that is indifferent to the world, but when I actually became a garbage, I found out that I even have to sort the garbage!

17. When you are lonely, just open your wallet and take a look, and your heart will instantly feel balanced. At least I had a wallet, and the wallet had nothing!

18. "Don't ask me again if I am single. It is against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals!" Why, can a single dog evolve into a barking dog now?