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Labor day article

May 1

Today is Labor Day, the first day of the seven-day holiday. My parents took us to the zoo specially.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up very beautifully, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. He put on a two-pronged suit, so handsome that people ran away. Dong Shi showed off his love for his beautiful sister, and even more, she put on adjustable underwear. Gong Yu moved mountains and painted tigers, dressed in gorgeous colors, and strutted on her newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the fight between trapped animals, we tried our best to push others to the monkey cage. The man posing as a pearl took a picture of the family with a smile on his face.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father was foaming at the mouth and calling us deer or horses, a cool breeze blew, which made people shudder. My mother quickly put on her father's yellow robe and told us to feel sorry for our loss.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu to move and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attracted bees and butterflies, busy defending Wei and saving Zhao for guests, which made people mistake the western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my careless father took the lead in asking the waiter to teach me to swim with a knife, and soon cooked the cunning rabbit, because our vegetarian family had already added oil and vinegar, waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid is too small. After the soup is boiled, we are too hot to even think about it. Hot pot will soon be a drop in the ocean, and a few fish will slip through the net, after we swallowed the whale with a red face. There is also a mother model. When she wanted to throw away the winter powder, she found that the flame was dangerous and had to throw the boat at the boat. Fortunately, Land Rover, Smith's father, called the shop assistant who carried firewood to put out the fire, and finally came back to life, which also enriched us. After all the birds left, there was another overeating person in our family, and my sister and I were even more complacent. Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a gold meal. My father was so angry that my mother began to cry with embarrassment.

Ah! This lucky Labor Day, just after my father was ashamed of his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.