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Questions and answers about the whole language trap chat program

Questions and answers about the whole language trap chat program

Ask and answer the whole person's language trap chat routine. Life is full of routines, you can refer to well-designed chat methods. Of course, routines are also a knowledge, a skill, and the effects brought by routines are good and bad. Ask and answer the following whole-person language trap chat routines.

Q&A 1 1 "Do you know what I like to drink?" "What?" "Take care of you. Wow. "

2. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth"

3. "Can you imitate a woodpecker", "How to imitate" and "Think of my face as a tree"

4. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, I have it now."

5. "Which doll do you like to hug?" "I like pink pigs" and "I am a pink pig"

6. "I have so many pens Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't understand" and "you northern nose"

7. "You are like a camera." "Why do you say that?" "I can't help raising my mouth when I see you."

8. "Do you understand what your strengths are?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."

9. "Classmate, can I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

10, "I seem to have a fever" "What's the matter?" "I think you want to be hot-headed."

1 1, "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you" "I like you." "Then let's be together!"

12, "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you", "I like you ..." "Then let's be together!"

13, "I feel as if I have seen you" "Where is it?" "On my marriage certificate"

14, "Do you guess whether I like rational girls or emotional girls?" "Rational?" "Wrong, I like you."

15, "I want to set something, but I find it difficult to get it" "Set a doll?" "No, settle your mind."

16, "Mom, I love you. How do you say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

17, "I finally understand why I always catch a cold" "huh?" "Because I have no resistance to you"

18 "I always feel that I have seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"

19, "I have a handful of dirt in my hand", "and then what?" "Do you want to plant it in my hand?"

20. "Do you know the name of the box containing the ring? "Ring box" "What's the name of the box containing the cake?" "cake box" "what are the names of your box and mine?" "I don't understand" and "a match made in heaven"

2 1, "Do you understand why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

22. "If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will always lose." "Why?" "Because I like to hide alone!"

If you are the sun, guess what I am. I don't understand. I am an ice cream. Why? Because. ... you melted my heart. "

24. "Dear, let's play the game of the eagle catching the chicken. "No matter how old you are, who will play such a childish game with you?" "That will give me an excuse to throw you down."

25. "I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was so happy that I was bubbling."

26. Why did you hit me? When did I hit you? You touched my heart.

27. "Hello, can I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

28. "Little sister, I think you have a toothache", "Why" and "Because you are too sweet"

29. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What does it feel like?" "The feeling of being with you"

30. "You are my temperate maritime climate" "What do you mean?" "It's warm every day."

3 1, "Do you understand what kind of person I want to be", "What kind of person" and "Your person"

32. "Do you see if there is anything unusual in my hand?" "No, this is normal." "Of course, it's not surprising if I haven't been hugged by you."

33. "Do you understand what the imperial edict is?" "What is it?" "Everything you said to me."

34. "Excuse me, what is the antonym of boredom?" "I love you too"

35. "Do you understand why there is a gap between my fingers?" "Why?" "Because I'm waiting for you to fill it out."

36. "There are many ways to sweeten", "What's the matter", "Eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day"

37. "Do you understand why my eyes are so beautiful?" "I don't understand." "Because all my eyes are on you."

38. "You dropped something." "What is it?" "You held out your hand and I fell."

39. "People like you ..." "What's wrong with me?" "I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love."

40. "Let's make friends!" "Why?" "Because it's time to start a relationship!"

Q&A Language Trap Chat Routine 2 Advanced Tricks.

1, initial stage

Girl: I am going to bed.

Boy: Well, remember not to dream about me when you sleep (or don't miss me too much. )

Skill analysis: it is best not to express your needs too much when you are not familiar with it. It's okay to flirt properly. If the girl doesn't have that big window for you, you can't send this sentence. It's conservative to just say good night. Under normal circumstances, girls will not be disgusted. The advantage of this is that a girl can subconsciously think that she will really miss you. Everyone has this psychological effect, just as I think you are confident, then you will really think you are confident.

2. When you get to know each other.

Girl: It's late. I'm going to bed.

Boy: Where's my good night? Or if you are closer, you can say, "My good night and what?" )

Skill analysis: Generally, at this stage, girls will not resist having an affair with you. At least you've been talking for over a week. What is the purpose of talking about this? Promotion, of course. Just because she wants to sleep doesn't mean she really wants to sleep. You have to guide her to do something. The purpose of this is to test whether she will obey. If she is willing, it means that she is willing to have close contact with you.

Every time I talk to a girl, I test her. The purpose of the test is to screen whether she is suitable for you. If there is no result, you will only be her spare tire, so I would rather break through myself than be a passive boy in Nuo Nuo.

3. Very familiar and even awkward stage.

Girl: It's late. I went to bed. Good night

Boy: I slept, too. Let's sleep together (or "I want to sleep with you")

Girl: You are a bad guy and a big rascal.

Boy: What are you thinking? I mean, I sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed, and your mind is full of dirty ideas.

Skill analysis: You and girls will definitely be together in the future, so you might as well make some future development plans at this time, not to mention that you are already boyfriends and girlfriends. Tell her that if you sleep together, the girl will definitely scold you. It is normal to misinterpret her meaning at this time. In fact, she has accepted you in her heart. A boy who can make a girl laugh and feel ambiguous is definitely the boy she likes.

The whole person language trap chat routine asks and answers 3 questions about the chat routine that girls want to hit people.

1. envy those who leave indifferently. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

I can only do two things in my life, that is, kiss you and hug you. Don't think I'm vulgar.

I have prepared for you for a long time. If you don't give me another chance, I may lose myself tonight.

Don't let me see you again, or I will miss you as soon as I see you.

5. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

I just want to see you, touch you and kiss you every morning. Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about my beloved cat

7. I won't think of you every morning, I will always think of you.

8. I don't want to bump into the south wall, I just want to bump into your arms.

9. I want to do something dirty to you. Every time I tell myself not to be impulsive.

10, cucumber and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first?

1 1, everyone else chooses, just want to sleep in your bed. I can't choose. I can go anywhere.

12 is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

13, I suddenly smiled happily because I thought of you.

14, I don't like waiting, I only like you.

15, "The sky is blue", "The sun is round" and "How I wish you were mine"

16, "We are all friends." "Why?" "Because our love began."

17, we should adhere to the view that making profits first, then making profits, and accounting for costs first. Learn to let go, not learn to send. The highest state of a businessman is to let go, and giving is charity. -Feng Lun

18, m: "I want to travel." Woman: "Where do you want to go?" Man: "A day trip under the bed."

19. Say it ten times. What's the difference between drinking pigs? Answer no quickly.

20. "You are too bad", "I was poisoned by you" and "Please turn over a new leaf"

2 1, a baby like you should be hung on Taobao.

22. "Do you like Dad?" Yes! "Well, I like you, too."

23. "You said that boys are not mothers when they paint their nails"! "good daughter"

24. "I really envy you." What do you envy me? "There is such a lovely me on the list."

25. "I will give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog." I am not a dog at all! "Do you think you forgot?"