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The alarm clock at 8 o'clock in the morning went off on time. Lao Zhang opened his hazy eyes. Habitual sitting, lying and leaning against the bed. It is already dawn outside. Two

Lao Zhang's Day

The alarm clock at 8 o'clock in the morning went off on time. Lao Zhang opened his hazy eyes. Habitual sitting, lying and leaning against the bed. It is already dawn outside. Two

Lao Zhang's Day

The alarm clock at 8 o'clock in the morning went off on time. Lao Zhang opened his hazy eyes. Habitual sitting, lying and leaning against the bed. It is already dawn outside. Two or three twittering birds got in unscrupulously through the curtains. The smell of soil is mixed with the smell of leaves and flowers, just like mixing them together. Quietly floated into the room! In this "Flower and Bird". Lao Zhang finally got up.

? Sometimes I make some breakfast. Sometimes I eat breakfast outside. Most people make their own breakfast. They cook some porridge. Try mustard tuber! Occasionally, sometimes, I will write the following article! If you eat out. Then you have to wait until after 10, after the morning meeting. But most people also drink a bowl of porridge and two steamed buns. Lao Zhang doesn't like steamed buns. I prefer steamed bread and pickles. A breakfast shop he often goes to. Please eat a bowl of golden pumpkin porridge. Sandwich a small dish of pickles. The waiter is familiar with the house, as always. Pass two steamed buns. Listen, there is an old tape recorder. That music came from a small shop.

? Two days ago, Lao Zhang went to a merchant for a meal. Listen to the manager over there say a few words of greeting to him in Japanese: sigh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, yo, take off your pants! Lao Zhang was confused from the beginning. Then I also asked shyly what it meant! He said. Chinese means: hello. I am XXX. Please take care when we meet for the first time!

After listening to his introduction. Lao Zhang also found it interesting, so he downloaded a video of a beginner learning Japanese. So after getting up and washing. Lao Zhang released the video and shouted "Ah, Yi, Oh, Er, Oh". According to Lao Zhang's imagination, I hope to use the time every morning to see what I can learn and what is the use. He didn't think about it. Think of it as a temporary interest!

? The alarm clock at half past nine got up again. This is a warning to Lao Zhang. It's time to go to the construction site for an early meeting. Most of the time, Lao Zhang arrives at his destination on time! By the time Lao Zhang arrived, three or two colleagues had arrived earlier than him and chatted again.

? The morning meeting officially begins at 9: 50. Driven by the stationmaster, shouting slogans is commonplace. Tidy up the lunch boxes and disinfect them. Check whether the equipment is complete. Summarize yesterday's achievements. Remind safety every day.

? Most of them arrive around 10. Colleagues received orders one after another. Start to meet the challenges of a new day! Lao Zhang has also come to order. The busy afternoon peak officially kicked off!

: hello! Hello! May I ask who is speaking? !

I ordered food? Why haven't I picked up my meal yet?

: sorry! The merchant's meal hasn't come out yet I will send it to you as soon as the merchant finishes eating!

Just got off the phone. Waiting for the merchants to eat slowly and leisurely. Lao Zhang quickly counted the food and packed the lunch box. Then rush to the next store to get the meal. The first wave of orders finally reached customers smoothly! Look at the four orders that have been suspended. Lao Zhang's brain is running at full speed. Start planning which one to start with. Then send the bill according to the imaginary route! These four orders. Lao Zhang can still finish it easily. When I think about the completion of these four orders. Lao Zhang's mentality has improved. On the way back to the company to get a meal, that kind of uncontrollable joy is manifested in the singing all the way! There are two orders in the plan. The first time I rushed to the third store. The prompt "You have a new hungry order, please handle it in time" came from the system! Lao Zhang's habitual glance. Not bad. This shop can serve meals quickly. There is not much fluctuation with the imaginary plan! Finally, all the meals were taken away. Lao Zhang is lost again! At this time, Lao Zhang's phone began to get angry!

: hello! Master, where have you been? Hurry up! I have been waiting for a long time!

We haven't heard the client yet. The phone is ringing again!

: sorry! There is a phone!

Hang up the phone in a hurry and then answer it!

: hello! what can I do for you?

: master. Bring me two bottles of mineral water!

: ok. What size do you want? Room temperature or ice?

: just ordinary! I'll pay you when I get there.

: ok. Please send me your order number or address by SMS, because there are many orders in hand, so I'm afraid of confusion!

In a short time. The text message came. So I have to go to the supermarket to buy water!

: hello! What's the matter with you? Why hasn't my takeaway arrived yet? I have been waiting for more than half an hour? Look, you didn't move!

: sorry! There are many orders at noon today!

You can't deliver it. Don't take so much!

: sorry! This is express mail. The system automatically sends the order. I have no choice. I hope you can understand. I'll deliver it as soon as possible!

: the fastest? You sent it for so long. Also the fastest! All right! I'll give you five minutes to send it out.

: I'm very sorry. It won't be delivered for five minutes. I can only say as soon as possible!

: What's your attitude? I don't care. If it is not delivered in 5 minutes, I will give a bad review and complain!

Just finished. Hang up the phone angrily over there. Lao Zhang looked up at the sky. The dazzling white sunlight is slowly being swallowed up by a dark cloud. Not so good. Lao Zhang's first reaction was that it was going to rain heavily. There are two copies left in the lunch box. We must take it out before it rains!

? It's getting dark The wind began to stir. Finally, the rain couldn't hold back and came crashing down! Lao Zhang quickly parked his car downstairs with eaves. Put on your raincoat quickly. It was done neatly. "You have a new hungry order, please handle it in time." The new command sounds like a charge. Lao Zhang is not allowed to catch his breath. Immediately face the rainstorm and deliver the order to the customer in time! No time to think. Conditioned reflex, rushing to business. Don't look I also know that there are at least seven or eight orders!

? Continuous rain, cold slap in the face. At the same time, I poured it into my heart! Don't think too much. Bring the rice one by one in a hurry, and then hand out the order in your hand!

Drag it to the seventh floor. Knock on the door. One is heavy and the other is light. The interval is 10 second. Knock again. "hello! I'm hungry, deliveryman. Here comes your takeaway. Please open the door to take the meal "still no response! Make a phone call. Just listen to "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Nobody answered the phone. Send a message immediately. More than 10 second, still no response. I am in a hurry, too. Call again. Or the sound of "beep". Helpless. Report "Unable to contact customer" according to the procedure.

? Go downstairs with a heavy heart. Prepare to send the next client. I just rode about 100 meters. The phone rang.

: master! Excuse me. I didn't hear the phone charging just now. Where are you now? Can you send it up for me? !

I called you and didn't reply to the message, so I have already left!

: sorry! I saw you nearby. Please send it to me! Thank you! Thank you!

? Lao Zhang sighed again. Turn the car around silently. Go up to the seventh floor. Pass the hot takeout hands to the customer! With the sound of "thank you, thank you", I rushed to the next customer!

? Get to the office building as soon as possible. Lao Zhang was greeted by a long queue waiting for the elevator. I looked at the reservation number on the floor. 28th floor! Call the customer with a try attitude.

: hello! I'm hungry, deliveryman. There are many people waiting below now. Can you come down for dinner? I'll wait for you in the elevator!

: you send it up! I have my hands full right now. There's no time to go down. Don't worry about it either. You can order express delivery first, and then send it to me!

? One second, the phone hung up again! Lao Zhang looked at this large group of people. Look at the orders that haven't been delivered yet. Heart! It's colder than rain! Toss and turn! Finally, the food was delivered intact to the customers!

: hello! What's the matter with you? ! It hasn't arrived yet! I'm going to class soon! can you hurry up a little ? Otherwise I won't have time to eat!

: ok. I'll be right there. Wait a little longer. I'm still waiting for the elevator to come down in the office building. I'll send it to you first when I get down!

: oh ~ then hurry up! Or I'll give you a bad review!

Bad reviews. Bad reviews again. Lao Zhang began to worry in his heart. It is raining. It is still raining. This raincoat is useless. The rain is pouring mercilessly outside. And infiltrated by clothes. Pants and shoes have long been filled with water. Every step. The sound of "snow, snow" accompanied all the way!

When Lao Zhang was exhausted, he delivered this wave of orders in his hand! Orders on hand have piled up again. Pull, pull. There are already nine orders. Looking at so many orders. Lao Zhang sighed deeply and lightly. The rain is still puffed up without weakness. The wind is coming to join in the fun! They just echo each other. Arrogant all the way! Lao Zhang has two lunch boxes, one big and one small, which obviously can't hold so much rice. Open the workgroup. I want to ask the dispatcher to transfer two orders for me. The information that caught his attention was worse than he thought. Many, many colleagues They are all calling for dispatching and transferring orders! Transfer the order! Transfer the order! Lao Zhang has been in this industry for some days. I know. In this bad weather. It is unrealistic to change the order. Just pray, don't order any more.

? Lao Zhang put those orders for soup and water in the big lunch box first. Then put the light meals in these lunch boxes. Squeeze two boxes into six orders. Lao Zhang ordered the remaining three. I found the packing bag in the shop and put it upside down on the rice. Put it on the small box in front. I can't help it. It's hanging food on the car again!

? Slowly leisurely, shivering on the road. Most of the people on the road are takeaway people. They are crowded with each other, and occasionally meet several acquaintances, saying that they are acquaintances and are nothing more than peers in the circle. When waiting for the traffic lights, say a few commonplaces. Blame this nasty weather again. The green light is on. They scattered again, perhaps at the next intersection, and met at the next intersection. Ask the same questions and say the same feelings.

The first order, according to Lao Zhang's plan, is a high-rise office building. In the past, Lao Zhang would be sent up from the freight elevator on the first floor. Today, now. Lao Zhang holds the idea of trying his luck. Let's see if we can invite them downstairs for dinner. This can greatly shorten the delivery time! Go to the contact customer number and dial.

: hello! I'm hungry, deliveryman. Please come down for dinner.

: You send it up. It's all posted!

: I'm very sorry. I have a lot of orders on hand. It's raining heavily now, too. At this time, everyone wants to get the meal early. Many people can understand, come down and get the meal!

I don't care. I ordered takeout for you to send up. What else should I order to go? ! You might as well eat it yourself!

: good! Then you may have to wait a little longer. I send meals to those who can come down and get them. I'll send it up for you again! I hope you can understand it again!

? Silent with each other, the phone didn't hang up. This is what Lao Zhang gambled on. I can't help it If you send them all upstairs, I don't know when these 9 orders will arrive! Besides, in this damn weather, the rain will not stop for a while! About 10 second!

: good! You wait for me. Come down now!

: thank you! thank you

? The same method. All the customers in this building have been invited down. Although Lao Zhang won. But there has always been a knot in my heart! It was not until the customer came down that he saw the packed lunch box. They all said from their hearts, thank you, thank you! Lao Zhang's hanging heart can finally be temporarily put down! I also sincerely thank them for their understanding and cooperation! After the customers in this building got it right, they rearranged the messy lunch boxes. I found that the soup and rice at the bottom had overflowed, and my tired body was tempted by this fragrance. Belly unwillingly played the drum! Don't think too much. Go to the next customer! The phone kept ringing all the way. The main thing is to ask where the meal was sent. Finally, I also "care". Pay attention to safety in rainy days! Yun Yun! Lao Zhang also agreed and said, soon, soon. It will arrive soon!

? Finally. Lao Zhang insisted on paying half the meal fee for the soup-overflowing meal. In fact, that customer is also very good, saying that there is no need to pay. But Lao Zhang said that you were the only one who didn't rush the meal today. And it arrived more than half an hour late. Thank you for your understanding and patience! Seeing Lao Zhang so persistent, the customer didn't say anything.

? Look at the time. It's almost 3 o'clock. The noon rush hour is coming to an end. It's time for Lao Zhang to eat and recharge after work! Lao Zhang has a habit. I have to rest for about half an hour at noon almost every day. In his own words, the attribute snake is still a lazy snake for the first month and will "hibernate"! Euphemistically called: don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon!

? At this time, the system has a voice to remind the customer that there is a reward, please continue to refuel! Lao Zhang opens at 8 o'clock. This number is a bit big! Look again. It turned out that customers who lost their meals were rewarded! Also leave a message: takeaway brother. How kind of you! Originally, I never give comments to others. But your attitude has given me a new understanding of foreign sales! Look at the evaluation and reward. Lao Zhang felt that something was blocked in his heart. I don't know if it's joy or emotion! The rain is getting smaller and smaller, and the sound of falling rain is blurred in front of my eyes!

When Lao Zhang quickly swallowed his last bite of rice, his body seemed to recover a little. Look at the time. It's 4 o'clock. Go to sleep like a horse. I have to take a lunch break and go to work at 5 pm. Because Lao Zhang also has a career in his heart: 5:30-8: 00, the system has a running list reward activity, and you can't miss this extra income! I just lay down for a while. The phone rang untimely. Who is so annoying? ! Pick up the phone and look at the number. Lao Zhang had to answer quickly! Because my wife called. So there began to stir fry. My daughter committed another crime at school. She was caught reading novels during class hours in the classroom and asked her parents to go to school to assist in management. I feel embarrassed. Lao Zhang also knows his wife's hot temper and follows her very "cooperatively". In dealing with this situation, Lao Zhang's style has always been to cook frogs in warm water. There are complaints gradually. Another burst of chatter. Lao Zhang had to comfort a few more words. Finally, it's quiet over there. Lao Zhang has two daughters, the eldest of whom has just entered senior one. Because my daughter went to junior high school, her grades were above average. I finally got into high school. It's only the first semester, and I'm back to my old habits. Lao Zhang also knows that she is a daughter and does not make a big mistake. I also understand that children in this period have rebellious periods. Lao Zhang seems to be just a process of her life experience. No big deal. But my wife is an impatient person. So I don't understand! Another half hour passed. Lao Zhang's sleepiness has also been tossed! Can't help it! Let's go to bed quickly. I just hope I don't call again. Otherwise it will really collapse! The set alarm clock buzzes happily!

? Get up involuntarily. Wash your face. Let the cold water stimulate. Busy working again! The rain stopped when Lao Zhang slept! The order that just went online was sent 3 kilometers away. Or the old block. Looking at a lonely order. Lao Zhang suddenly became like a frost-beaten eggplant ― what a shame! With luck, Lao Zhang left the order in the transit hall. I hope someone picks it up on the road! There are 5 minutes for a single transfer. Lao Zhang lit a cigarette in no hurry. Look forward to who will take this order! If no one answers, a cigarette will be over! At this time, Lao Zhang is still leisurely. Looking sideways at this city that has just been washed by rain, the street trees in the green belt are particularly wet. Those flowers and plants are riveting and stretching! There is spirit everywhere! In the street, one horn after another. It's like a game. Be agitated! There are more and more people! Pick up the children from school, get off work, buy food, and invite them to dinner! Suddenly it went up! Yes, these! Lao Zhang is not interested in paying attention! Squint at the shy sun! I'm out of cigarettes, too. The order hasn't been transferred yet! Looks like he's the only one who solved it himself Three times five divided by two. Lao Zhang went to the store to buy rice. Arrive near the old community. I started asking for the specific building number with a smiling face. Finally, I found the number of buildings by turning east and west. Find the right unit. Climb to the sixth floor. Knocking on the door is heavy and light. Soon the door was opened by a little girl. About 13-4 years old. Holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand! : uncle! You have worked hard! Please drink a bottle of water! No, no. It should be! Lao Zhang suddenly came back simply! Uncle. Take it! This old neighborhood is really hard to find. You climbed such a high building again! Must be thirsty, too! See the little girl's sincere eyes. Lao Zhang took it trembling. Say thank you again and again, thank you! Turn around and go downstairs. It's already gone down two floors. I just heard the door closing! Lao Zhang's heart is blocked again. I'm really touched this time! It's not this bottle of water that moves me. It is your own efforts that make people respect and understand! At the same time, I am a little glad that this order has not been transferred. Otherwise I wouldn't have met such a kind child!

? Orders also slowly jumped out of the phone one by one! There are orders for high-rise office buildings. I am worried about Lao Zhang. I finally got into the elevator. It was also successfully delivered to customers. But going downstairs was not so smooth. Watching the elevators go straight down, no one stopped. According to Lao Zhang's experience, I met rush hour. It's full of people If you come up again, it will take a long time. I looked at my hands and there was still a bill that had not been sent out. Time is running out! I started to report overtime. Lao Zhang is as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. Running around. Want to take the fire stairs. But it's more than 30 floors! Besides. I don't know where the fire stairs are! The "white-collar workers" who are also waiting for the elevator are very elegant at first. Long time no see. Also anxious! At this point, Lao Zhang was in no hurry. Looking at this group of so-called "elites", they are raving. The original elegance has become the present ferocious. Now Lao Zhang is just the other way around. The original anxiety has become calm! Because Lao Zhang knows. This order is overdue. There is no room for redemption. Lao Zhang called the customer calmly. Explain the situation here. Customers also understand. Wait for him!

? When Lao Zhang handed the food to the customer. The upper body habitually leans forward slightly: hello! I'm hungry, deliveryman. Sorry to have kept you waiting! The man with the rice is a middle-aged elder sister. She is also very excited to take food with her hands! I also bowed to Lao Zhang and thanked him: it's very kind of you I ordered takeout for so long. You are the first person I have ever met with such a good service attitude. I will give you a good review! Where is it? Where is it? This is the service attitude we should have! Just came downstairs! I heard the prompt of the customer rewarding me. The praise is also coming: the takeaway brother is too kind. And a little bow. The service attitude is really good! Great! ! Lao Zhang suddenly made a big reversal because he was sent to work overtime and was scolded. Humming a tune to complete the next order!

There is also an episode that makes Lao Zhang show off in an ostentatious manner. Lao Zhang remembers it clearly because it was ordered by a foreign friend. At that time, Lao Zhang knocked at the door in front of the customer as usual. About three or five seconds. The door was half open, and a black head came out, and two rotating eyes were particularly vivid. Lao Zhang is first one leng. Immediately blurted out naturally: hi! Does it look nice? Meet? Where to? You! That African friend (let's put it this way for the time being) was also stunned before answering: Nice? Meet? Where to? What about you? Also! Maybe he didn't expect Lao Zhang to greet him in English. It's like, my mind is disturbed by inertial thinking. Conditional reflex does not adapt! When African friends took the meal from Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang went on to say: Enjoy? What about you? Rice! Then ended this "diplomatic" ceremony happily in each other's "thank you" and "goodbye"!

Near the evening, Xiao Mian-ao made a video call, but Lao Zhang still had three orders, all of which he answered in a hurry. On the other end of the phone, my little daughter's excited face gradually appeared, and she kept shouting "Dad, Dad". Probably this time should also be the happiest time for Lao Zhang. But now Lao Zhang is a little excited. What's the matter? ! There is nothing to do. I have to hang up now. Dad is busy now. I'll call you back when I'm finished The wife over there is also busy saying, hang up if you are busy. At this time, Lao Zhang vaguely heard his wife whispering to comfort her daughter. To tell the truth, Lao Zhang has no time to consider his daughter's feelings at this time. Look at the remaining time of the order and the delivery distance. Lao Zhang has only one thought. Deliver these orders to customers on time at the specified time. Then maybe we can have time to call back safely.

? In the end, this "luck" did not make Lao Zhang wish. Look at the time when Lao Zhang is really busy. It's already half past ten in the evening. They all fell asleep when I called back. I can't bear to disturb them, so I'll call them tomorrow. Lao Zhang nagged himself silently!

? Night, night, watery night also flows silently in the history of smoke.

? Lao Zhang finally got off work, and went back to the rental house alone, fried vegetables and took out peanuts brought from home. After drinking some wine, Lao Zhang thought quietly that the past was like the wind and calm, and his heart was still throbbing. I can't stand memories of the past. Memories are always bitter The previous time and thoughts were all integrated into the wine, so I picked it up and wanted to drink it all at once. It goes through the throat, slowly seeps into the stomach, and then is thrown into the blood of the whole body by the heart. As a result, I was impetuous all over. My mind is beginning to get confused. The past fragments are like the pictures of a movie, which become pictures bit by bit and can be strung together by memory. Wait later. Find your own protagonist!

? I always thought I was the protagonist in my life. We are also working in this direction. But it always adorns other people's dreams invisibly!

I have always believed that full words can fill the skinny silence. I always thought letting go would make me carefree. I always thought that origin and disappearance were just adjustments in life. I always thought that emotion was only the mystery of poets and writers. I always think that right and wrong is the only way to judge the truth. I always thought ... in fact, these "always thought" were just my own spiritual comfort. Give yourself a grandiose excuse!

Deep down, there are several strings of secular desires. I want to fiddle with it gently, hoping it can play a pleasant tune. So, inadvertently, the strings jumped a few times. Stir up a little ripple, and then ripple around. Plus alcohol. So ... The whole body and mind will fall.

Taking advantage of the strong wine, Lao Zhang began to show off his words again Wrote a patchwork of modern poems. As Lao Zhang himself said: There are no poets in the world, only many boring people have poems. Lao Zhang really wrote The Night Is Not Black!

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? The night is not dark.

A smoky dawn

Quietly flowing

I accidentally rubbed my eyes.

The early bird

Singing in the morning light

Flowers and trees are also quietly blooming.

All the sounds are buzzing? Busy transportation

In a hurry to catch up.

From south to north? From east to west

Cycle the time of day.

In the city center

bouquets of flowers and piles of silk―rich multicoloured decorations

The portrait of Chairman Mao is still staring into the distance.

His brave words still ring in my ears.

"A few romantic figures still look at it now!"

Time flows like water into dusk.

There is no smoke in the kitchen.

And it doesn't taste like my hometown.

Poetic moonlight

Also buried by neon lights.

The night is not dark.

Lao Zhang glanced at the time when he was full of food and drink. It's already past midnight. It turns out that Lao Zhang will write a few so-called "calligraphy" in the evening. Maybe I drank a little too much tonight. So I was intoxicated with my own poems. I lay down in a daze!