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Excerpts from New Year's Day SMS

If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey!

Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

There are no gifts for the holidays this year. Actually, I can give some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy New Year!

I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!