Jokes between couples (humorous jokes between couples)

Let’s take a look at the humorous jokes between couples!

1.

Man: My birthday is on Monday, can you attend?

Woman: Oh, I happen to be busy and I’m afraid I won’t be able to go, but I will prepare a gift for you in advance!

Male: Don’t be so troublesome.

Woman: Oh, if you don’t want to, forget it.

Man: It’s not that I don’t want it. Even if you give me a hair, I will cherish it for the rest of my life!

Woman: That’s great, I’ll give you a hair!

2.

My friend got married last year. She and her husband are both single parents.

My friend has been living with her mother and her husband has been living with his father.

After getting married, the young couple always quarreled, so the two parents-in-law always came to break up the fight.

As a result, after a long time, the two old people fell in love and got married, and my friend and her husband divorced.

The couple suddenly became brother and sister.

3.

My girlfriend and I broke up a few months ago.

We agreed to calm down for a while.

Yesterday, she I was very happy to finally call me.

Her: I’m getting married next month, remember to come then.

Sorry, you are not following the rules. . .

Later I found out that the groom was my brother!

Then my brother explained to me,

He just proved to me that this woman is unreliable!

4.

"Second brother, I will cover you, you retreat quickly!"

"But brother, can you do it alone?"

"You will have to pay back sooner or later when you travel around the world. However, I hope you will take good care of your sister-in-law for me!"

"I understand, brother. In the future, my sister-in-law and I will have a baby. My child, I will definitely remember to ask my children to come and lay incense on your grave!